Sal: What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

Everything that Zapp says is priceless.
"If we can hit the bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
"As you all know the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!"
"EROTIC! EROTIC! Erotic! Erotic."
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."
"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
"You win again, gravity!"
"You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? You've been smoking some bad granola."
"We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against."
"She's a beatifull ship alright. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out!"
"I'm the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan."
"You give me FAR too little credit."
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast!"
"Search them for paper... and bring me a rock."
"Prepare to continue the epic struggle between good and neutral."

I'd say more but then I'd be quoting a whole episode...

"Choke on that, causality!"

Edit: or "Pack of highly.  Got it."

Professor: Everybody, get in bed with me. I have something to show you... Feast your eyes on this!
Crew: *Gasps*
Leela: Its beautiful!
Amy: And huge!
Fry: Can I touch it?
Zoidberg: So what is it already?

  

Giant Bender: I'm a big robot and I want a big cereal.

Fry: Damnit, we'll have to fix the engine ourselves.
Leela: We can't, you bastard! No one knows how it works.

I love the way Katey Sagal says "bastard"!

Guard in courtroom: "Your honor, that facility has been full ever since you ruled that being poor is a mental illness."

"The only poor people I want to hear about are the ones that tend to my pores at the spa!" haha

Sorry for the double post but I have another one

Yo soy muy malo en lanzar, pero yo soy muy bueno en comer frijoles. Come los Bean Bay frijoles, los frijoles de los reyes.

I enjoy any time Hattie says "kajigger". 

The quotes that I use in my computer sound theme are ones that can apply to a number of situations. For example-
Bender- "Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!" (Bendless Love- I think)
Bender- "I'm not reading that crap, summarise it in one word!"
Bender- “Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing.”

Its also funny when Fry gets his words muddled!
Fry- "Hey look, it's that guy you are!" (Bendless Love)
Fry- "Did everything just taste purple for a second?" (The Why of Fry)
These are just some examples. I can't really think of just one quote that is my overall favourite, there's just too many good lines to choose from!

“Let the feast of 1000 beasts begin!”

 

Originally posted by nerdlingus:
Fry : "No I'm doesn't"

 

  Which episode is that from? 

 

Originally posted by Ekarderif:
The subpar "The Route of All Evil"

man, another under-rated episode. I like that one.

Kif: Hey Amy, If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pant's off and dance around a little?
Amy: Kif!
Leela : Lt. Kroker!
Kif: Uh... Uh... You know Amy, I Find The most erotic part of a woman is the boobies...

 

Originally posted by d12drepmm:
 
Actually, It's Bite my shiny metal ass.
(With paralel Bender, It's Bite my Glorious Golden Ass)

Actually, Bender does say "bite my colossal metal ass" in an episode. I think it was Anthology of Interest when he becomes a giant.

Proffesser(singing):I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving."
Zoidberg:I can't beleve everyone's just ADLIPING!"-
from DHAIPT

Bender:"B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEENNNDER!
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEEENNNDER!
SAYIN' B-E-N DDDDEEEEEREEEEEER!"
From The Honking

Fembot:"Do you know what if feels like to
be a Fembot living in a Manbot Manputer's world?"-From AWITM

Zapp:"I am a man with no name!....
Hello ,I'm Zapp Branigan."-
From WTBR

Zoidberg:
"I broke you Televison!

"Mom!Dad!Don't ask me to choose!

Mr.Branigan,your always welcome at Rach 'O' Zoidberg!"
- all from WTBR

More later!

So anyone want to play Dungeons and Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

Al Gore- "I'm a tenth level Vice President"

Zoidberg:  "and i'm the other guy, courage, not enough of it, needs some from whats his name!" - cracks me up every time. - AOI2

Also Zapp saying to kiff
"hold up that flag ..and wave it a little for goddsake." - Brannigan Begin Again

Also the orphan in love and rocket saying
"we came here instead of eating today"
hahah so sad, so awful, so hillariously funny!!

To be honest, I'm completely surprised this hasn't been closed yet.

Fry: I like your shiny tail.
Umbriel: Why thank you, I like those wiggly doo-dads coming out of your hips.
Fry: Thanks, they're called pants.

Zapp: Why'd you open your bonghole you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola.
Lrrr: The one called "smelly hippie" is right...

Fender: Guys, I want you to meet my friends Bender, Fry, and Leela.
Adam Horovitz: You know, we're really not that interested in meeting you.

*group grossed out*
Fry: That's the secret ingredient of Slurm?
Leela: That's the only ingredient of Slurm!
*more grossed noises, then Fry goes to drink more Slurm*
Leela: Fry!
*Fry spits his Slurm out, then goes to drink some more*
Leela: Fry!
*Fry spits his Slurm out again*