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Dolcelannah
Bending Unit
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Hmm, Futurama as a religion... swish. 1. Fry! (remembers back to Fry's statue in Parasites Lost - "The Known Universe" ) Thou shalt avenge Futurama's death. Thou shalt worship those with orange or purple hair. Thou shalt bow to a shrine of Futurama merchandise every morning. Thou shalt respect the sacredness of the Planet Express Employee Lounge, and all faithful subjects therein. Thou shalt watch many glorious episodes on Futurama DVD's on the Sabbath Day. 3. Well, if we're going to have a new calendar system, we need new weekdays: Monday: Momday Tuesday: Farnsday Wednesday: Zappday Thursday: Benday Friday: Fryday Saturday: Zoiday Sunday: Leeladay
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Action Jacktion
Professor
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I have already devised a religion based on "The Sting." It's very simple: If you liked "The Sting," you go to Heaven; if you didn't like it, you go to Hell. (PCC Fred is in trouble.) And it turns out that this is actually the correct religion, so you can forget about Christianity and Hinduism and whatnot.
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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See the Star Trek church scene in Where No Fan Has Gone Before to get a better understanding of worshipping a show.
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sci_bot
Crustacean
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oh oh, don't forget about the bible:
…And the prophet David. X. Cohen said, “there shall be a anthology, and it shall be interesting”. And verily in the year of the second season, Futurama delivered unto us such an anthology and it was called the Anthology of Interest and it was deemed most interesting and most funny by us, the true viewers….
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Birdbot
Bending Unit
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« Reply #6 on: 01-27-2004 02:37 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2004 02:37 »
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Our God is Matt Groening. Our Prophets are the rest of the Futurama team. Our holy lands are the TV and DVD player. Our "officcial" languages are AL1 and AL2. If you sin you are doomed to watch all the stupid shows on fox (or your local evil TV station). And we need some sort of "charity fund" where all money raised goes to buying the Futurama rights off fox. (Or completely destroying fox, if its cheaper!) Edit: Welcome to PEEL sci_bot. Hope you enjoy your stay.
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Bushmeister
Professor
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All hail the holy trinity of Matt Groening, David X Cohen and ... any ideas?
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Farnsworth 4 Me
Crustacean
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What about Oprahism or Voodoo? I love this show. I created my own religion once. More like a loose association of nerds with skin problems really. It was fun though. 200 converts in my high school... some followers still subscribe to it's doctrines. More or less just worship beauty and recognize it everywhere. Andyism was it's name for lack of a better name.
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Sil
Professor
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Originally posted by Bushmeister: All hail the holy trinity of Matt Groening, David X Cohen and ... any ideas? Rich Moore.
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TriggerHappyJim
Professor
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We aren't talking "real world". If we are celebrating the date Fry fell into the freezing chamber, it would have to be based on the Futurama world. Otherwise it would make no sense.
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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i better be made something in this god-forsaken religion!
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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w00 the pope. wash my underpants!
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