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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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"This is the worst part - the calm before the battle." "And then the battle's not so bad?" "Oh, right, I forgot about the battle. ::Whimper::"
"That clover is a worthless piece of junk! GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!"
Anything the Amazonians say.
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Roberto: I'm not crazy, I'm just not user freindly!
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SQFreak
Professor
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I'm not gonna quote it, but I love the Great Wall of Prophecy scene from "A Pharoah to Remember." ("...your words guide us, we're dumb..." )
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Sal: What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?
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Coop
Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 08-26-2003 21:45 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 21:45 »
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I wish I could remember Leela's Boss' name, but he said something pretty funny Leela: Well you never wore your ring, I didn't know you had a wife. Boss: and my wife doesn't know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional life seperate. Defrosty: Flies! Flies and gorillas! ------------------
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Wernstrum
Poppler
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ZAPP - "What makes a man turn neutral? lust for gold? power? or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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And if MY calculations are correct, we're all going to die horribly!
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Coop
Professor
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Monk: would you..like to see our giant karaoke machine?
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Heavenly Stench
Crustacean
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Beaurocrat 1.0: "d-d-d-d-dont quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendations of the colour of the book the regulations are in........
we kept it grey..."
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Monk: "This is the worst crazy sect I've ever been in."
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Smitty
Professor
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Mom: "Jam a bastard in it you crap!"
Old Man Waterfall: "I can't wait to tell my husband."
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Jamesbondcja
Professor
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It might just give you explosive amnesia!
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Thanx.
Dwight: This is a delivery company, not a delivery room!
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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Cubert: Thanx to Dwight's brilliant accounting, and my unaccountable brilliance...
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Billards
Poppler
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Morbo: "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT"
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Blue Zoidberg
Crustacean
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Mom: and don't let the door hit you on the way out... CAUSE I DON'T WANT ASSPRINTS ON MY NEW DOOR!
Scruffy: I've never seen him so down, or ever before.
Gypsybot: Yes it's me Bonder, give the gypsy ten dollars.
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Gleno
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by Smitty: Mom: "Jam a bastard in it you crap!"
What ep is this from I don't think I've seen it yet....
Funniest line I've ever read
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