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Brain Slug

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« on: 01-16-2003 05:17 »
What would you ask the What If - Machine ?
Brain Slug

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« Reply #1 on: 01-16-2003 05:19 »
What would it be like when Brainslugs rule over the entire Universe ?

(It will happen...soon...muahahahahaha haha)
Gocad

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« Reply #2 on: 01-16-2003 07:54 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2003 07:54 »
What would this forum look like, if posting multiple posts in a row would be tolerated?
  :p 
Brain Slug

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« Reply #3 on: 01-16-2003 08:36 »
Uhhh...sorry...I hope your not crying now...  :cry:
BNLbum

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« Reply #4 on: 01-16-2003 09:14 »
What if Fox were reasonable with advertising/showing Futurama?
Gocad

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« Reply #5 on: 01-16-2003 09:37 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2003 09:37 »
Don't count on it, Brain Slug

    :evillaugh:
Kazzahdrane

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« Reply #6 on: 01-16-2003 13:17 »
What If? Futurama became worshipped by all the races of the world, bringing humanity together in the warm bussom of sci-fi comedy?
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #7 on: 01-16-2003 15:16 »
What if Fry was called Bender, and Bender was called Bonder?
]PaulFSAC[

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« Reply #8 on: 01-16-2003 15:23 »
What If ... Amy actually had her chance as she should have done in AOI II!
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #9 on: 01-16-2003 15:34 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2003 15:34 »
What if I did something better with my time?
Speli

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« Reply #10 on: 01-16-2003 15:37 »
What if I could invent the things that daily pop in and out of my mind?
homerjaysimpson

Space Pope
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« Reply #11 on: 01-16-2003 15:40 »
What if this forum was still here and the same people were still here on the forum in the year 2023?
Kazzahdrane

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« Reply #12 on: 01-16-2003 16:01 »
 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
What if this forum was still here and the same people were still here on the forum in the year 2023?

I know I will be!
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #13 on: 01-16-2003 16:38 »
What if i had a life?
Speli

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« Reply #14 on: 01-16-2003 16:38 »
We'd be screwed.
Guy

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« Reply #15 on: 01-18-2003 06:03 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2003 06:03 »
What if we were screwed? Aslate would have a life of course....
TalaxianHunter

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« Reply #16 on: 01-18-2003 15:02 »
What if cats were dogs and dogs were cats?

and

What would chairs look like if our legs bent the other way?
Teral

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« Reply #17 on: 01-18-2003 15:16 »
 
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Originally posted by TalaxianHunter:
What would chairs look like if our legs bent the other way?

Like this:
TalaxianHunter

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« Reply #18 on: 01-18-2003 15:59 »
Ah!  Makes Sense.
Marc Mulletz

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« Reply #19 on: 01-18-2003 16:06 »
What if Futurama was more popular than the Simpsons?

ps. Hello people - I'm a newbie from the UK!
clampybot

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« Reply #20 on: 01-18-2003 18:29 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2003 18:29 »
What if this thread was never invented

oh and hi welcome to peel   :D
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #21 on: 01-18-2003 18:36 »
What if I was never born?
Juliet

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« Reply #22 on: 01-18-2003 20:44 »
What if:

I can go back into time and change things?

I could meet Bender.
Guy

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« Reply #23 on: 01-19-2003 04:39 »
What if all newbies were like Marc Mulletz, and didn't start welcome threads for theemselves? The world would be a better place.
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #24 on: 01-19-2003 04:41 »
What if I get my future novels published?
bartman

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« Reply #25 on: 01-19-2003 06:25 »
What if we asked the what if machine a what if question?
Archie2K

Space Pope
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« Reply #26 on: 01-19-2003 11:07 »
^ I think we'd get an answer.

I have some serious questions...
What if I went to Reading Grammar school instead?
What if the arse that made my school life a misery in Year 10 onwards, never came to the school?

I'm hoping the answers to both questions would be that I'd still be screwed.
Margarita

Space Pope
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« Reply #27 on: 01-19-2003 11:12 »
what if,I would be Leela.  ;)
Venus

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« Reply #28 on: 01-19-2003 13:05 »
 
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Originally posted by Margarita:
what if,I would be Leela.   ;)

then you would cease to exist when the animators stopped drawing you.
homerjaysimpson

Space Pope
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« Reply #29 on: 01-19-2003 13:24 »
What if god was one of us?
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #30 on: 01-19-2003 14:38 »
I am one of you.
What if Gunter actually took over FOX?
Kazzahdrane

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« Reply #31 on: 01-19-2003 15:08 »
 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
I am one of you.
What if Gunter actually took over FOX?

You fool, he DID take over FOX! Except his hat became so damaged that it made him act really stupid. There's no other explanation for Futurama being cancelled.
Archie2K

Space Pope
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« Reply #32 on: 01-19-2003 16:32 »
 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
What if god was one of us?

I love that song!
Teral

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« Reply #33 on: 01-19-2003 16:53 »
 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
I am one of you.

In that case, can you make Leela come alive?

Or if failing that, give me a Leela toboggan?
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #34 on: 01-20-2003 07:10 »
 
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Originally posted by Teral:
 In that case, can you make Leela come alive?

Or if failing that, give me a Leela toboggan?
I often make leela cum alive for my own personal use but I'm not going to make you a Leela toboggan cos if I do that every damn common peeler is going to want a favor
Teesside Inc

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« Reply #35 on: 01-20-2003 12:27 »
What if the Omcronian war machine was gone?
nixon!

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« Reply #36 on: 01-20-2003 14:46 »
What if I am just dreamin of being alive and whole my life has just been a dream...
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #37 on: 01-20-2003 14:55 »
« Last Edit on: 01-20-2003 14:55 »
 
Quote
Originally posted by nixon!:
What if I am just dreamin of being alive and whole my life has just been a dream...
That 's so Socrates.
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NewsMonster

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« Reply #38 on: 01-20-2003 14:58 »
What if everyone would stop being so freakin stupid?

What if that thing that I said?
homerjaysimpson

Space Pope
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« Reply #39 on: 01-20-2003 16:17 »
What if I was Superwomen?
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