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reedy2
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Wow! where to start... ummm well, it's a tie between Bender: "Bodies are for fat people and hookers!", Bender: "Hey! don't make me go upside your head!" Zoidberg: "Good evening Ladies and germs" infact you can pick just about any phrase from the great Zoidy
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slurm4us
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Reed, it's "bodies are for hookers and fat people", you reversed it...
A quote that I think is pure classic:
Linda: "...and the discoverer of Popplers, captain Toronga Leela" Fry: "TORONGA???" Amy: "That's her name, Phillip." Bender: "PHILLIP?!?!?!"
However, my personal favorite quotes are all the ones that begin with Zapp Brannigan saying something and include Kif groaning. Some examples:
Zapp: "The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." Kif: *groan* Zapp: "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple, an idiot could've devised it. On my command, all ships will fly directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage!"
Zapp: "We will single-handendly attack our arch-enemy, the Neutral Planet" Kif: "Oh, geez." Zapp: "Once the Neutral war machine lies in ruins, I will be a hero again! And the DOOP will reinstate me as captain!" Kif: "But sir, that plan makes no sense." Zapp: "Maybe not to you, Kif, but if I recall correctly, you were court-martialed in disgrace!"
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BuffDaddy
Bending Unit
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My two favourite quotes: - Leela kicks Farnsworth into the pit with the man eating animals in it. Farnsworth: "You killed me" Leela:"Oh my god, what have I done?" F: "I just told you, you killed me!"
- Fansworth again: "Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement to make, so everyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodby!"
Oh yes: I just read Krytens post Welcome to hell. Or should I say, "Malcolm to hell"... No. I shouldn't. It doesn't make any sense. That was absolutely brilliant!!
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futurefreak
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BENDER'S TOP TEN MOST FREQUENTLY UTTERED WORDS
10. "CHUMP"
9. "CHUMPETTE"
8. "YOURS"
7. "UP"
6. "PIMPMOBILE"
5. "BITE"
4. "MY"
3. "SHINY"
2. "DAFFODIL"
1. "ASS"
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Ricky
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"Learning is fun" Bender while Fry gets mugged.
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futurefreak
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Originally posted by futurefreak: BENDER'S TOP TEN MOST FREQUENTLY UTTERED WORDS
10. "CHUMP"
9. "CHUMPETTE"
8. "YOURS"
7. "UP"
6. "PIMPMOBILE"
5. "BITE"
4. "MY"
3. "SHINY"
2. "DAFFODIL"
1. "ASS"
i'm surprised that the word daffodil was uttered more frequently by bender than the word metal. later ~futurefreak
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futurefreak
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Originally posted by plex: Yeah, exactly. I also wondered about that. I never heard Bender saying it.
well, he said it once in war is the h word: nixon's head: now listen here bender. this war is in danger of going all quagmire on me. so i'm sending u on one last mission. bender: hot-diggetty daffodil! i think that's the only time he said it for that episode. ciao! ~futurefreak
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futurefreak
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that's true, that's what makes these comedy shows so funny! later ~futurefreak
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futurefreak
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this is one of my fave scenes of futurama (from a clone of my own): leela: they've blown out one of our engines! fry: fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it! [pause] fix it! fix it! fix it! leela: only the professor knows how to fix it. we have to wake him up. [leela shakes professor, fry squeezes a horn, bender opens his hatch n water escapes n goes on the professor's face] fry: try shocking him! bender: your social security chieck is late! stuff costs more than it used to! young ppl use curse words! fry: dammit! we'll have to fix the engines ourselves! leela: we can't, u bastard! no one knows how it works, it's impossible! that scene was so funny it could have been a tear-jerker (sniffle, sniffle) ciao for now ~futurefreak
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futurefreak
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Vandelay
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from "The Honking":
Bender: "that was my last beer, I'll kill you!" Fry: "I'll kill you too, buddy, I'll kill you too!"
from "A Bycyclops for two"
Bender: "Leela is experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk."
Fry: "He might be some low-life jerk, but I don't trust him"
the Bender quote I'm using as signature is also one of my favourites
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futurefreak
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Hermes
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My personal favorite quote: "I'M A BIG ROBOT AND I WANT A BIG CEREAL"
Other great quotes: Anything Kiff says Anything Zapp says and finally Hermes sayings "Sweet Giant Ant-eaters of Satiago, the Profesor has been eaten by giant anteaters!"
Hermes
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