Download talk and offerings aren't welcome here.
I'll quote part of your "legal agreement" though:
If you are, or ever have been part of: any companies related to "Futurama", an employee (or past employee) of 20th Century Fox, an anti-piracy group, any type of law enforcement, acting on behalf of any of the previously stated, [...]then DO NOT click 'I Agree'.
I hope you don't seriously think that this kind of disclaimer can protect you from lawsuits. It's like setting up a drug-shop with a label reading "police may not enter".