Ask Dr. Zoidberg

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Hello!

I'm interested in a little feedback on the return of Ask Dr. Zoidberg. The boring, sparse graphics haven't improved, but I am actually updating it regularly. Any suggestions that might be out there for the concept would be appreciated. My obvious limitations are that I'm not going to do a lot of original graphics.

As for an explanation of why it was abandoned for so long...I was a lazy SOB, then I lost the password.

I appreciate any input.
 http://www.geocities.com/drzoidberg

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A nice site you have there, DoctorIn.
I've send you a Zoidberg scanart I've made some days ago. You can use it at your site if you like so.

[Reply #2 on:]

Made me laugh. Also, I gained some insight (sort of).
Well, keep it going and don't lose your password again while searching for food in a trashcan ...

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Wow!! your site it's still online, that's great man. One of the 3 years survivors I believe.
I like the "Zoidberg Medical Lecture Series", it's fun.

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Thanks for the comments (and the picture TLL). According to some of the files on the web site, it dates back to at least July of 1999. Maybe I need a line that says "Founded 1999, Abandonded 1999-2003, Reclaimed 2003"

And for the record, I lost the password searching for food in a dumpster, not a trash can. I found a packet of pickle relish that had only expired a few months earlier and got so excited I ate the relish, the packet, my password, some syringes and a styrefoam cup filled with cigarette butts. It was worth it.

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wow, your website seriously rules. it had me laughing out loud. that's some quality entertainment.

although i think the website could use a better design (if you're too lazy to do one, i might contribute one) and easier navigation. but apart from that: one of the best futurama websites around.

edit again. i found a pic that fits even better:

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hehehe nice site 

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That site's a hoot.  I can sit here and make Zoidy read your answers in my head, and ya know what?  It sounds EXACTLY like the answers he would give!

Love the mockery of the Homeland Defense graphics.  Especially that flatulence one!

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Beware, radiation can be quite crafty.  Should radioactive material come to your home offering literature, telegrams, or candy, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR.

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For old SNL fans caption the above:

"CandyGram" or "GammaGram"

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  Great work, and keep it up!

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Hilarious. Very, very, very, very, very funny.

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Oh, wow. I LOVE YOUR SITE!    I've been checking up on it for a few months, now. I'm glad to see it's back in action.

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Often doors can be entered, unless it's just the wall pretending to be a door, like with fire exits. If this is the case, locate the nearest sewage pipe for entry.


Delicious candy comes in containers of many shapes and sizes. Don't be afraid to use force to open them. Also, leave them open in an easy to reach place afterwards for next time.


Whenever you find a container going off by itself, never stop to think, immediately call Ghostbusters.


Never get trapped by falling debris. This is an unsafe practise that can lead to injury and boredom.

I love that site.

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Yeah, your site is laugh-out-loud funny!  I sure hope you add to it soon!

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Very funny site!

But I'll need to order those pills to avoid the stress of visiting while I'm supposed to be working.

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Very neato. Keep up the excellent and humorous work, Doctor!

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Your site is awesome, I actually remember seeing it in my earlier days here at PEEL.

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That Yahoo pop down covers the words for the Anatomy lecture, since no one said anything. It funny stuff, though all the lectures I've been prisoner to were longer. Its good short.

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Your site is AMAZING man It ROCKS!!!

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Nice job, keep it up. I wish I could have my own site.

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Man, those images remind me of something I found on one of the season 3 DVDs. 

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Dude, your site is hilarious. I love the patient questionaire! Glad it's back in action! 

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Uuuh, gain of memory. 
It rocks indeed!