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clampybot

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« on: 01-21-2003 19:44 »

who wants to help me with my site I just started the futurama section all this crap has been taken away to make room for the futurama stuff it suck at the moment cause I haven't uploaded it with ftp yet it still loading damb thing here's a link to it. How can I change the stupid Url? If your thinking that backround sucks I have a better one it's not done yet. The site used to be called cartmanworld but I'm changing the name.   

 http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~papfour/

  cool

POOR POOR Kenny.....

He's back for another season!
Kryten

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« Reply #1 on: 01-21-2003 23:47 »

Do I have to completely lose the ability to use English?
bart182

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« Reply #2 on: 01-22-2003 00:24 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2003 00:24 »

<.Simon mode.> You are the worst webmaster there has been since the beta-max PC that was never made.  You should have never touched a keyboard, son.  You are not going to hollywood. <./.>

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BendingUnit1141

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« Reply #3 on: 01-22-2003 04:19 »

Here's a helpful hint- Put as many animated gifs as possible on each page. And put lots of .wavs in too. And then, to top it off, put in heaps of broken images and HTML. Doing all this will increase the amout of people that will not return to your website, or even want to visit it in the first place.

Oh wait, you already have. Never mind..
clampybot

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« Reply #4 on: 01-22-2003 05:47 »

Hey don't criticise it wait till you see my updates I deleted a lot of old shit that was on it!
[-mArc-]

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« Reply #5 on: 01-22-2003 06:02 »

Try to see it as constructive criticism. People here basically told you that spell checking and proof reading all your text might make your site a better one which might also help with finding people who want to help you out. It's simply hard on the brain (at least for me) to read text without any full stops.
clampybot

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« Reply #6 on: 01-22-2003 06:04 »

ftp has gone flooie I can't send my new sections and stuff over!
aslate

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« Reply #7 on: 01-22-2003 15:57 »

Shorten URL:  http://www.cjb.net  Give you a nice short one
No-one uses guest books, i dispise them, especially the one you have on your site.
Yellow and light blue?
Animated Gifs?
Broken links/pictures?

And English uses commas, full stops and plenty of punctuation and capitalisation. Get these in a post aswell as correct spelling and you may get some people that can read your posts!
Smitty

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« Reply #8 on: 01-22-2003 16:32 »

 
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Originally posted by BendingUnit1141:
Here's a helpful hint- Put as many animated gifs as possible on each page. And put lots of .wavs in too. And then, to top it off, put in heaps of broken images and HTML. Doing all this will increase the amout of people that will not return to your website, or even want to visit it in the first place.

Oh wait, you already have. Never mind..

Ooo I used to love putting every conceivable piece of HTML on one page  big grin

Clampybot I agree with aslate. You colour scheme is awful.

And when people are surfing they won't stick around long if they can't see the name of the site they are on. So the name of your site should be at the top. And counters generally belong at the bottom of the page rather than in the top left hand corner (which, on most sites is prime real estate, so use the space wisely)

Otherwise good luck with the site.
BarneyBurnham

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« Reply #9 on: 01-22-2003 16:53 »

What you really need is a pop-up window to come up advertising your site when you leave it. That really impresses people!

Mmm, don't you just love white space? That's Front Page for you.

But I'm not one to put off aspiring web designers, I know it's hard to get a site looking decent. And for lots of visitors, just try putting naked ladies on there, or entice them with the prospect of naked ladies, that usually helps.

clampybot

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« Reply #10 on: 01-22-2003 18:35 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2003 18:35 »

It's finally gone through my futurama episode guide I just started it so it only has up to love labours lost in space check it out. If it doesn't work try erasing you temporary internet files. I swear I can't get rid of that gay Simpsons backround sound and my backround picture isn't loading. Oh and about the name it used to be cartmanworld but I can't think of a good name.   
 http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~papfour/index.htm

  tongue
aslate

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« Reply #11 on: 01-22-2003 18:51 »

Let me tell you this now: SCRAP IT

Sorry, that background picture to the episode guides sucks, it takes ages to load, looks shit and has no content!

'The planet Vergon 6 is about to implode, so the Planet Express-crew go there to save the doomed little animals who live there. Leela, who has been looking for a man, meets captain Zapp Brannigan, who are ready to do anything (even dispatch wave after wave of his own men) to get her.'

That has a whole page to itself? If anything make the main page have all the info (such as The Fry Hole) as it won't be a big page.
Episode guides suck. No-one reads them unless they are for new episodes.
clampybot

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« Reply #12 on: 01-22-2003 19:03 »

my backround pic won't load damb as for the episode guide I'm keeping it I'm going to get it fully updated and put some other futurama sections on to make it better first I have to work on finding a name and making a banner! 
aslate

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« Reply #13 on: 01-22-2003 19:05 »

Won't load where? In the episode guide i get the Series Has Landed framegrab over and over and over and over again, it's impossible to read.
clampybot

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« Reply #14 on: 01-22-2003 19:11 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2003 19:11 »

No the main page backround pic it comes up with this white backround and plays a simpsons sound I can't get rid of. My computer shows the guide for series has landed once.
Kryten

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« Reply #15 on: 01-22-2003 23:43 »

If you want to improve your site, I suggest smashing the web server with a very large sledgehammer.
Shadowstar

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« Reply #16 on: 01-23-2003 08:25 »

TORCH IT! TORCH IT TO HELL!!!!
sheep555

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« Reply #17 on: 01-23-2003 10:50 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2003 10:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
If you want to improve your site, I suggest smashing the web server with a very large sledgehammer.

Yeah, I'm having a bit of trouble viewing it (as in not at all)...

If you're into web design, and already know lots about the actual HTML side of things consider reading 'Desinging Web Usability by Jakob Nielsen, which has been translated into a wide range of languages.
winna

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« Reply #18 on: 01-23-2003 21:57 »

If it's half as bad as everyone says, I think you should just start over.  I can't see anything, just a white page....???
clampybot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #19 on: 01-24-2003 02:22 »

  Well I am using frontpage!
sheep555

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« Reply #20 on: 01-25-2003 05:48 »

Express or full version?
Smitty

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« Reply #21 on: 01-25-2003 08:42 »

Express is shite.
clampybot

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« Reply #22 on: 01-25-2003 18:05 »

full version
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