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dr.bender nye

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« on: 05-22-2005 14:50 »

Ive just been on this site and its not bad: http://www.deathclock.com/index.cfm

  all you do is type in several peices of yourself.
the good thing is its free.
go ahead,try it now.

I RULE WITH A STRAIGHT EDGE!
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #1 on: 05-22-2005 14:55 »

Yes, it is indeed quite cool.
We've had our fun with it in here last month.  wink
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 05-22-2005 14:57 »

Also, this section is for YOUR Futurama related websites. Other websites go in the link thread.

And the Death Clock is very, very, very old.
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #3 on: 05-22-2005 15:45 »

You do know that thing isn't real, right? I could make a program that tells you when your birthday is, but it would probably have a 99% error rate.

I always thought the death clock was stupid.
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #4 on: 05-22-2005 20:00 »

It's a random number generator.  Enough said.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #5 on: 05-22-2005 20:31 »

Apparently this is my death date: Saturday, Feb 7, 2072. If that really happens then I'll freak. If I die sooner, than I waisted my time.
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #6 on: 05-22-2005 21:00 »

It said I'd only live to be 73  frown.
boiler

Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 05-22-2005 23:33 »

it gave me until i was 88 and i am a fat smoker. go figure.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #8 on: 05-23-2005 02:02 »

In a way it is sort of related to futurama as in ep 1acv08, A Big Piece Of Garbage ,the Proffeser anounces that he made.
Anyway sorry about what ive done.
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« Reply #9 on: 05-23-2005 07:18 »

 
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Originally posted by boiler:
it gave me until i was 88 and i am a fat smoker. go figure.


I'm a skinny non-smoker. This deeply confuses me.
Lee Roberts

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #10 on: 05-24-2005 07:24 »

eww... that stuff just scares me...  tongue
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #11 on: 05-24-2005 11:27 »

I was born in June 19th 1991 and it says i die on
Saturday, February 15, 2048 .dose this make sence?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #12 on: 05-24-2005 12:11 »

...what do you mean does it make sense? It's possible. You could die at 57. Is it probable? No. You just received a randomly generated date listed after the words "you will die on".

I entered your birthday and got this:
Tuesday, March 31, 2065
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #13 on: 05-24-2005 13:33 »

yeah but you might have forgoten that im pessemistic so it changes alot of things.
X-Periment

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« Reply #14 on: 05-28-2005 11:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Y_L_B:
Also, this section is for YOUR Futurama related websites. Other websites go in the link thread.

And the Death Clock is very, very, very old.

Yeah, but very, very, very useful.
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 05-28-2005 11:54 »

 
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Originally posted by X-Periment:
 Yeah, but very, very, very useful.

Yea, because my gran should've been dead for the last 6 years.

Col. Klink

Professor
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« Reply #16 on: 05-28-2005 22:55 »

Apparently If I'm optimistic I will live to 2079.

but I recalculated each time and the year kept going down.
IamBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #17 on: 06-06-2005 20:32 »

Its dumb.
TheGlob

Starship Captain
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« Reply #18 on: 06-06-2005 22:07 »

I agree with Iambender
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #19 on: 06-07-2005 01:44 »

fine close this see if i care
IamBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 06-07-2005 01:59 »

Id love to but I can't. unless..
IamBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #21 on: 06-16-2005 14:15 »

Why isnt this stupid thread closed yet?
Jonny Wobbs

Bending Unit
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« Reply #22 on: 06-16-2005 14:42 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Ive just been on this site and its not bad: http://www.deathclock.com/index.cfm

  all you do is type in several peices of yourself.
the good thing is its free.
go ahead,try it now.


Thats pretty awesome!   big grin
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
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« Reply #23 on: 06-16-2005 14:48 »

 
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Originally posted by IamBender:
Why isnt this stupid thread closed yet?

Why did you bump it, if you want it closed?  confused
Just leave it as it is. Either it'll be forgotten, or a mod will see it sooner or later.

Welcome to PEEL, Jonny Wobbs.

Enjoy your stay here  smile

Jonny Wobbs

Bending Unit
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« Reply #24 on: 06-16-2005 14:51 »

Thanks, Im not really new, I had another account, but when we had our computer fixed, it wouldn't accept it, so i made a new account! I used to be Futurama Crazy.
smision

Starship Captain
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« Reply #25 on: 06-17-2005 13:05 »

I don't believe you Jonny Wobbs. What do you mean it wouldn't accept it? (i'm just curious is all, sorry)
Jonny Wobbs

Bending Unit
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« Reply #26 on: 06-17-2005 13:18 »

We had all the latest virus stuff installed, and it wont accept any old passwords!!
Futurama Crazy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 06-17-2005 13:24 »

YES!!! i got it back!!
btyrie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 06-17-2005 17:12 »

Good news eveyone! Apprently I'm gonna die on December 10th 2040 at the ripe old age of 52   smile  ...   confused Wait ...that's not good news, that's not good news at all... Ah crap!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.---Albert Einstien
Jonny Wobbs

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 06-18-2005 05:28 »

I prefer this one. Anyway im gonna die 5 days before Christmas in the yea 2065...
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #30 on: 06-18-2005 12:28 »

I hope you die.
Davey

Starship Captain
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« Reply #31 on: 06-19-2005 14:56 »

Me May 18th 2066


Nice Clean Humour
Nanmo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 06-22-2005 15:16 »

When I re-clicked mine, the Date changed. I clicked it several times and the date was always years apart, sometimes by a decade or so. Apparently I'll die several times  laff


Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #33 on: 06-22-2005 15:45 »

I'm scheduled to die in the year 2093.

Boo yeah! I live to be over 100! In your face mortals!
Jonny Wobbs

Bending Unit
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« Reply #34 on: 06-22-2005 16:25 »

Arghhh! I die on Sunday, the most depressing day of the week!
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #35 on: 06-23-2005 01:45 »

I die on a thursday... but I sure as hell don't need  the fucking fake deathclock to tell me that. 

When will people learn that the deathclock is fucking random number generator?
mcl6525

Bending Unit
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« Reply #36 on: 06-29-2005 12:36 »

 i got two different answers when i tried it twice. So yes it is fake.
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