Futurama sex doll!?

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Just wondering if anyone else has found an amy wong sex doll on EBAY!? ..... this is very disturbing and i dont have any proof because the auction closed saturday, but if anyone has any feed back, i think my sense of sanity might heal..... and no, i wasnt the one who bought it, and it wasnt licencsed by Fox 

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haha Kryten must've bought it 

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i think you may be right......

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Wait a minute... what? Why wasn't I informed? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?!

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she said it not me.......you 2 can sort this ammongst yourselves..... 

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Um...just out of curiousity does E-bay still have any info or...pictures of this Amy doll? I ask because a friend of mine was...wondering...yes that'll work...

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Sex dolls? (I prefer the expression Dutch wife)

Can't you guys date real people? Stop acting like star trek fans!

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Strangest merchendise ever.

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Exacly do you want people to think your a loser?

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*reads post*       

WTF!

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exactly my point Juliet..........

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Why in the hell did you make this stupid thread?

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my thread isnt stupid, i wanted to know weither or not anyone else has ever seen an amy wong sex doll......... ok 

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YOU WANKER!

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The world is a sad, sad place...

And I'm not just saying that because I couldn't find a Leela sex doll on e-bay.

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Hypno may be having technical difficulties his unit and was trying to see if anyone else had one so he could find out if it was a design flaw or a manufacturing defect.   


btw just kidding Hypno, nothing mean intended 

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you made me cry monkey...... :sad:


haha......kidding.......

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An Amy sex doll?

I've been asking for a Leela toboggan for how long? 20 months, and nothing has happened yet. It's a crime, I tell you.

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a leela toboggan..... somehow i just cant see that....... yet the Amy Sex doll is on every mans mind...... 

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Originally posted by The Hypno Toad:
a leela toboggan..... somehow i just cant see that.......

I can. I sooo can. In fact, I might get wasted this weekend and get to work. E-bay, here I come!

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Originally posted by The Hypno Toad:
a leela toboggan..... somehow i just cant see that.......

What bubbling crockpot of male hormones wouldn't want a Leela toboggan?

Anarchist, do you accept Visa?

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No comment.

Except that I want a Leela toboggan. Not for sledding though, we don't get snow in Georgia.

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An Amy Wong sex doll?
<rolls eyes>
Good God in heaven; what's next-?
NO! NO! FORGET I ASKED! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

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If there's anything we've learned from this, it's always tell Kryten about it first.

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No, that is incorrect, ST.

If there's anything that can be learned from this, it's buy early and charge Kryten 100 % more than what you paid for it. 

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Hypno Toad is a wanker.

And who did buy it?

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Who cares?

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Good point.

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Originally posted by SpaceCase:
An Amy Wong sex doll?
<rolls eyes>
Good God in heaven; what's next-?
NO! NO! FORGET I ASKED! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

A Bender vibrator !  No Way!

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Originally posted by Juliet:
 A Bender vibrator !    No Way!

would it talk when you push a button or something? i can think of a few phrases bender would be bound to say in that interesting situation.

:realises what he just posted:
eeeeeeewwwwwwww...

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Look it up on google.
I want one too.

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Originally posted by dr_Dean_in _Oz:
 
would it talk when you push a button or something? i can think of a few phrases bender would be bound to say in that interesting situation.

:realises what he just posted:
eeeeeeewwwwwwww...

Stop!!! You getting me going!

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There's still false hope that I will forget what I have read.

**Covers ears and yells "BLAHBLAHBLABLAHBLAH!"

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And some said that shippy fanfics were for sexually depraved fanatics. Eat THIS!

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What I'm wondering, what was Hypno Toad doing searching for an "Amy Wong Sex Doll" anyway?

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Originally posted by kip:
What I'm wondering, what was Hypno Toad doing searching for an "Amy Wong Sex Doll" anyway?

Do we REALLY need to know?

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Hypno Toad has his strange ways...

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Originally posted by kip:
What I'm wondering, what was Hypno Toad doing searching for an "Amy Wong Sex Doll" anyway?

Probably the same reason that sites like turanga-pages.com exist. (Although it seems to be down right now.)

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What's at turanga-pages.com?

I've never been there, and its down.

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It's a site featuring, ah, some rather revealing fanart. (Cutting through the shit: it's a Futurama porn site.)