Bender Waxy Leaving Creation

[on:]

You may have heard of the Homer Simpson glue blob but there's now an altogether more delightful item on eBay -

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230747488159#ht_500wt_1287

99p starting price and the likeness is uncanny...

[Reply #1 on:]

I don't get it. What is a "waxy leaving?" It sounds like a euphemism for bee poop.

Suitable for vegetarians. Not suitable for human consumption.

Heh heh heh heh heh...


EDIT: You created an account and started a new thread just to advertise your item, didn't you?

[Reply #2 on:]

EDIT: You created an account and started a new thread just to advertise your item, didn't you?

No they made an account to make two threads to advertise the exact same thing..

[Reply #3 on:]

It doesn't really count seeing as it's clearly been sculpted and manipulated into its current shape.

Part of the charm of the Homer glue thing was that it was a genuinely random occurrence - or at least, it seemed to be.

[Reply #4 on:]

What a piece of complete and utter trash. Truly, this item being listed on eBay is a complete and total waste of electrons. I hope nobody buys it and this dickhead still has to pay the listing charge.

The Homer glue blob was an enormous waste of electrons, but that had the redeeming feature of being an amusing accident. Even so, it barely qualified as "interesting", and should have been a photo buried somewhere on tumblr rather than an eBay item. This... shouldn't even be on the internet. The creator of this item should have never bothered making it. However, seeing as they went ahead and did so, they should have then done the decent thing and shoved it up their own arse, then taken a warfarin enema just so that the story attached to the item ended up with a modicum of entertainment value.

I can't adequately articulate how pointless this eBay listing, this thread, and the account that started it seem to me. Not if the above doesn't lay it out properly for you, anyhow.

Dear GOD, I used to think that whilst PEEL might be a huge waste of time, at least it could never be completely and totally fucking pointless, and boring. I think differently now, and I know more deeply than I did that ignorance truly is bliss.

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What is this junk? Closed...