Fanfic Masterpieces: Fanfic Release Date

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by Kryten:

That, and other questions, shall be answered.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.         


Damned TOTP screwed with my smartassed reply!

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Sounds like a Catastrophe in the making...

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Oohhh, a pun war. Purrrrfect...

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Great, let's all paws to litter this ball of a thread with our tails of wordplay, and just whisk 'er away from the topic...

Actually, scratch this post; let's continue.

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Glad you caught my fur-tive joke there.  No claws for alarm. I'll stop.

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...And as usual, JB pawns everybody.

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I have nothing   
I feel so inadequate as a writer now   

Though while I'm here, I'll leap for joy with the prospect of more Catastrophizing tales heading our way - brings back happy memories - and thank Archonix for the suggestion    Though I have no idea how I'll sell the pitch to them

/edit - spellinks

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
I have nothing   
I feel so inadequate as a writer now   

I'm the same way.
So far as puns go, I'm afraid 'the cat has my tongue' ... 

More "Catastrophe?    

Originally posted by Zed 85:
... I'll leap for joy with the prospect of more Catastrophizing tales heading our way ...

What Zed said! 

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Spacecase, you were well and truly licked. 

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Originally posted by Archonix:
Spacecase, you were well and truly licked.   

Indeed.
I couldn't find another pun if I lived nine lives...

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You all knead to stop it right now.

Also, I think I'll probably have to read this fic.

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There is absolutely no pussablity I'm gonna get involved in this...

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Pussy.

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Sounds like Krytes has cat scratch fever...

(Yeah, I know, that sucked.)

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Originally posted by Archonix:
Pussy.

Now, now. Don't be catty.

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Just to take the hype to even more absurd levels: Within 48 hours. 

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48 hours? It took me two years to even start! Don't rush me, man!

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Aw, I had hoped we could act as a catalyst to spurrrn you into writing it sooner.

Failing that I could think of an appropriate weapon to get you motivated.

CAT O' NINE TAILS!!! MEHEHEHAHAHAHA[/i]

Hmm, I think I should stop before I get catstrated...

 
 
 
 
 
Oh GOD, what am I doing...!?!

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Looks like we've invoked the sanity claws.

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Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
With a large amount of modesty, I present to you, the members of PEEL, the opening stinger of my first ever Futurama story, Leela versus the Volcano

Shamefully, I've only just read this; I like it, it's very good! Aren't you planning to continue it?

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Oh shazbot. While I was starting to think about carrying on that fic from the last page, I managed to get around to seeing a certain tv show. Since many of the plot devices that I was going to use are very similar, it seems to me the ost logical choice would be to call abit more attention to them and re write the story from scratch.

So something with a tittle like

Life on Omicron persei 8
Life on Wormulon
Life on Mars (damn already taken)

Spose I should complete the series first.

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Life in the Future?

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Here's another fanfic idea that came to me:

Title:  Comatose with a Side of Fry

The PE Crew makes a delivery on a planet ruled by kids.  One of the kids on the planet throws rocks at Fry causing him to fall into a coma.  Leela vows to take care of him, however, Bender wants to get Fry out of the coma ASAP.  And is willing to do whatever it takes to do so.


Let me know what you think. 

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That actually sounds like it could be really good if it's done well.

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Just to tease you all some more.


“But how did you get here?”
Yancy was staring intently at him now, his fear subdued by curiosity and even a little anger, though Fry figured he was probably just seeing things. He stood up; Yancy followed a moment later, roughly grabbing Fry’s arm before he could walk away.
“Phil, I asked you a question.”
Phil again. It was weird hearing that name. “I got here the same way you did.”
“That doesn’t make any sense. If you were in the...” Yancy let go of Fry’s arm, suddenly very pale. “You were in that place with me? You could have let me out!”
“No I wasn’t. Look, Leela can explain it better than me, go ask her.”

--

“Fry what the hell were you thinking, flirting with her like that?”
“What? Flirt... I wasn’t flirting!”
Leela’s only reply was an angry huff. She folded her arms and glared at Fry. “We’re in a new universe for less than three hours and you’re already trying to get into her pants. I expected better of you, Fry.”
“Come on, Leela, it’s nothing like that! She... look, she just likes me, that’s all.” He looked into Leela’s skeptical eye and tried to think of something that would appease her. “I didn’t even say anything to her!”
“I’ll put it down to the stress we’re under,” she said primly before marching away down the corridor. Fry scowled at her back.
“It’s not like you would care,” he grumbled once she was safely around the corner. After all, like he'd overheard her say, it wasn’t like anything between them would work... with a heartfelt sigh, Fry trekked after Leela, wondering what had gone wrong with his life and whether they’d ever get away from this crazy, mixed up universe.

--

“Not me. Leela, my Leela, she thinks I’ve been trying to get this ever since we got here. I mean, I don’t even know you! Or... well, I do, but it’s a different you, so it’s not you, but it is... if... if you see what I mean?”
She paused in pouring herself another cup of tea to look at Fry with a delicate frown. Lord, even her frowns were hot. “Not really.”
“When she finds out-”
“So lets not tell her!” She leaned toward him, drifting in a scent of perfume and sweet green tea that insinuated its way into Fry’s hind-brain with barely a grunted greeting to his higher faculties. “It can be our little secret...”

Parallel Lives, Episode Two: Where I Belong

Coming Soon

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Every time I see a mention of episode 2 it seems to have a new title.    I really like this one, though, so it's all good.  I can't wait for this episode to be finished.

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Days of our Parallel Lives?

Anywho, looks awesome, can't wait, etc., etc.

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Originally posted by Officer 1BDI:
Every time I see a mention of episode 2 it seems to have a new title.     I really like this one, though, so it's all good.  I can't wait for this episode to be finished.

All the others were working titles designed to confuse people. Definitely not because I couldn't decide...

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Words fail at trying to describe my anticipation. Let's have it already! I can't wait to read about Fry getting seduced by a parallel Leela and then having Evila come along on a kill streak again!

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Damn you Arch and your amazing teasers. now you must update soon before I explode!!

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
I ♥ The Doctor



The Doctor: Oh, no, of course. You mostly went hands-free didn't you? Like, "Hey, I'm The Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string! And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"

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Please don't explode, it's murder getting brain out of the carpets... :P

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Then next episode now please Arch. *Extremly long fuse lights and slowly starts heading towards Bf1221's head.*

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*throws BF's head up in the air so it won't inflict any ground damage*

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For those interested, I've decided to REALLY get stuck into A Past with No Future again and get the story finished. I'm starting work on Chapter 6 as I type this actually. While it should come relatively soon, I don't want to do a rush job on it and release a sub-par set of remaining chapters. Rest assured, I'll do my best to keep the quality up as well as the speed of release.

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Fantastique!

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Originally posted by Kif White:
For those interested, I've decided to REALLY get stuck into A Past with No Future again and get the story finished. I'm starting work on Chapter 6 as I type this actually. While it should come relatively soon, I don't want to do a rush job on it and release a sub-par set of remaining chapters. Rest assured, I'll do my best to keep the quality up as well as the speed of release.

Where, pray tell, can I read the first five parts?

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 http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/fanfic/indexk.shtml#kenneth

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Did somebody here named Gordon Robertson send me and a bunch of other PEELers an email about corvus' fanfic?

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I got that one. 

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:

Did somebody here named Gordon Robertson send me and a bunch of other PEELers an email about corvus' fanfic?

That would be Gaschief who sent that.

We've recently lost an older member due to cliquish behaviors on this board, Gassy's trying to appeal to PEELer's sense of decency and fair play to let Corvus know he was appreciated as a member of the board.

If it wasn't so tearjerkingly sweet and simutaneously laughable, I'd ask Sweet Clyde to laugh derisively, consendering most members of PEEL don't know what the words "decency" and "fair play" are.