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Space Pope
« on: 06-17-2004 00:18 »

Hey people! I was bored, so here goes my first fan fic. It's after Parasites Lost in a different way. It's right after Leela gives Fry's homophoner back.

Scene: Fry walking home, he takes a detour to a bar where he finds Bender with a hooker-bot.

Bender: Hey, meatbag. Why the long face?

Fry: Leela dumped me. I don't really remember why I got rid of those worms anyway.

Hooker-bot: Oh, poor boo. Bender baby, buy this skin-tube a drink.

Bender hugging the hooker-bot: Sure thing foxy.

He slaps a 20 on the table and a small cup slides over to Fry.

Fry moaning: Thanks...

Skips to the next hour and Fry is so drunk that he thinks the support beam to the bar is a stripper pole. He's flying his jacket around and his pants are unzipped. Bender gets anoyed that Fry's geting all the attention. He walks over to Fry and icks him up.

Fry: T-hank you! You people been a great audience!

Bender grunbling: Shut up Fry!

Scene shows next morning at Robot Arms Apt. Fry is on the couch without his shirt on and all pale.

Bender: Sorry you got drunk Fry. But it just goes to show you that, drinking alcohol and booze is left for the robots.

Fry: Yeah. I'm sorry Bender that I embarassed you-

Bender: Damn right you did!

Fry: I just feel bad that I didn't get Leela to love me.

Bender: Well I can't blame you. But you better go back to bed or you'll be early to work.

Fry: Right.

Scene: Shows Planet Express meeting room. Hermes is showing the graph seen at the end of TDTESS. Fry is the only one sleeping though. Than Farnsworth walks in,

Farnsworth: Good news every one! You'll be making a delievery to Worvson 13.

Fry with drooping eyes: What are we delievering?

Everyone gasps.

Fry: What? I can't ask a question anymore without being criticized! (Was that spelled right?)

Farnsworth: NO! Now I'm steamed, go deliever the damn thing! GO!

I had to have Farnsworth in a bad mood to end this part. I'm thinking of usuing this fic to make a comci out of it usuing my dog stuff. What do ya think?

Best Fucking Friends Forever?
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
« Reply #1 on: 06-17-2004 10:18 »

Pretty good start! A couple of spelling errors here or there but a good start! Maybe a few more jokes wouldn't go amiss but still a pretty good start! GO Spacedal11!

Delivery Boy
« Reply #2 on: 06-17-2004 10:52 »

that was great good work.

Space Pope
« Reply #3 on: 06-17-2004 21:19 »

Thanks. I'll right more later (I'm on the phone right now, I can't write much with 1 hand.)
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