Perfect. I took the picture (IDAR #4) and resized it, put all the descriptions underneath it, and put Prepare to enter The Scary Door
on the bottom. It's on my door right now.
That's the image, centered, and below it reads in Chiller, black, size 18:
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better.
You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or it contains some kind of monster. The second one.
You're on a tour through a region of mystery. A scenic round through a state park known as the human mind. You ask a passerby for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road.
Prepare to enter The Scary Door