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Sm@ Cpt. Libido
Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 05-05-2004 10:48 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2004 00:00 »
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Here we go then:
Futurama Fanscript: The Perks of a Starship Captain.
N.B I do not own any rights to any futurama characters, settings or anything else in conjunction with futurama and I do not wish to get my butt sued I do this purely out of the sheer joy I get from writing!
Futurama intro: (Slogan: Only program broadcast across the universe in ∏-D)
(Zoom in on planet express)
Bender: (Sounds excited) Oh my god you are not gonna believe it! Fry: (also excited) What, what have I won the lottery! Bender: (sarcastic) Yeh whatever! Fry: (ecstatic) Oh my god! (Flicks on TV. Bender rolls his eyes and walks out) Morbo: And tonights winning lottery numbers were: 36, 24, 36, 12, 36, 36 and 0. (angry) Pathetic humans your pitiful concept of hope and fate is laughable (laughs evilly) Linda: (laughs innocently) Yes Morbo you seem to have us there! In other news Zapp Brannigan along with Planet Earth’s military forces are being sent their new uniforms today, whilst on their way to almost certain horrible, gruesome dea- (Fry turns off the Television and wanders through to the conference room where Zoidberg is staring and cowering away from a fish bowl) Fry: What’s up Zoidberg? Zoidberg: (Scared) Quiet Fry, I'm having a dilemma! Do I eat my pet pirahna because I haven't eaten for weeks? Fry: Yeh if you are that hungry then have it for a snack! Zoidberg: What? My lovely pet pirahna? I could never do that to poor Jeffrey here!(starts stroking the pirahna with his tendrils) Fry: (rolls his eyes and walks off) Crazy lobster! Zoidberg: (very dramatic) Oh what a conundrum! Whether to eat my poor defenselees little pet!(Zoidberg still stroking the pirahna suddenly squeals and we see him running and imitating the three stooges with the pirahna firmly clamped by the teeth to ZOidberg's tendrils he runs past the shower where we stop to see Leela washing) Leela: (humming! The professor pops up in his labcoat which continues to get drenched) Aaah! Professor! What are you doing here? And I would have thought that if you were going to get into the shower with me then-(short pause) never mind! Professor: Well you never know! (Leela turns off the shower and grabs a towel) Leela: (wrapping it round herself.Dripping) So what is up? Professor: We have a delivery today! It's in the region of the Defenceless Nebula! It's to Zapp Brannigan and it is the new Uniforms for the DOOP army! I know that you are aquainted with him(raises his eyebrows) so I said you would personnally deliver and model them to and for him respectively! Leela: No way Jose! Nuh-uh! Never gonna happen! Professor: You get triple pay and full permission by the head of DOOP to defend yourself in any unusual situation! Leela: Sign me up! Professor: Excellent! Sign here! Leela: OK! Professor: Now sign this form saying that you will undertake in this mission! Leela: Hey! What was the other one then?(Signs form) Professor: Oh nothing! (zooms in on first sheet saying Leela's will. Walks away and trips up dropping Leela's will and it floats elegantly into the shredder)Oh no you don't! (struggles to remove Leela's will from the shredder which growls and eventually pulls the will in and shreds it) Oh poo! (in the Spaceship. Zoidberg runs in screeching. Pulls the piranha off of his tendrils and hits it against the floor then starts crying like a girl) Bender: What's up Smelly freak? Fry: Nothing why do you ask? Bender: Not you! Fool! The spinally challenged freak? Zoidberg: (stops crying suddenly) Oh I just concussed Jeffrey! Fry: I guess that means you can eat him now! Zoidberg: Yes! That plan makes perfect sense! And Jeffrey would never know! (evil laugh and eats fish) Leela: Looks like Zoidberg is coming with us on this mission! Zoidberg: Woohoo! I get to be helpful! What do I do? What do I do? Bender: You get to model the new uniforms for the DOOP army before they go to war with the unarmed peaceful people otherwise known the Luther-Kingians! Zoidberg: (confused but goes with it) Hooray! Leela: Thanks Bender now I don’t have to do it! Zoidberg: Just one question what does this uniform look like? Leela: We are not allowed to take them out of the boxes but there are pictures of Zapp modeling them on the internet! Just search for Zapp new uniform on my Palm top computer! (hands him wrist thing) Zoidberg: (worried and quiet) Zapp new uniform! (Palm top comes up with a very majestic picture of Zapp Brannigan with the full new uniform which is white velour like the dinner suit from Amazonian women in the mood! As zoidberg scrolls down there are more and more pictures of Zapp with less and less of the uniform on him) Now there is a majestic and noble man! He is worthy of my modeling abilities! (Zoidberg begins to strut) Leela: (takes it back and presses a button) Ugh put it away! (Image disappears) Fry: (amazed) Wow Zoidberg I didn’t know you could model! Zoidberg: (feeling honored) Well yes I did do a bit of (shifty eyes) modeling back when I had to get through medical school! (waves both his arms) Zoidberg bare to the exoskeleton! (starts flash back) Bender: (confused and kind of grossed out) O.k lets get this show on the road before King crab over there starts turning that flashback into reality! Leela: Starting engines! Everyone buckle up! Zoidberg: Wait a second I'm not strapped in yet! Bender: Too late!(pushes a button)(View of ship which quickly is tilted upwards to get ready for take off! In the bridge we see Zoidberg go flying back and we hear him scream. Bender chuckles! The planet express ship flys into a dark night sky)
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vinnyg
Crustacean
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not bad, quite like the idea of Kiff being captain
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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i like the story too. Nice twist of Kif being captain. No need to get pissy Sm@.
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3/4 of a Jesus
Starship Captain
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"I will bust you lower then my underpants on weekends." haha that's definitely the best line! I agree with JBERGES, good ideas, and the story is good, and you nailed the characters, but can you expand it? I love it and would love to see more. good job
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