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Sarge

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« on: 09-18-2001 01:40 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2001 00:00 »

edit.....
Sarge

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« Reply #1 on: 09-18-2001 01:45 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2001 00:00 »

Achenar-"........bring me the blue pages!.........I must have the blue pages!!!..........."
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« Reply #2 on: 09-18-2001 02:09 »

love those pics sarge the fat bart picture rocks!!

"i wash myself with a rag on a stick *starts scrubbing* uuuuuuh yeah"

"your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! you see that dark spot there? Whiplash, and that smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma"
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #3 on: 09-18-2001 08:55 »

hey, cool! did you work on that couch gag?
Nixorbo

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« Reply #4 on: 09-18-2001 09:36 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2001 00:00 »

No, it's prime time!
You stole my manhood!
That's petty thefy.
Oooooh!
Don't go there!
Don't Go There will be right back.
Oh no it won't!
No, wait, a commercial!

Heh.  One of my all-time favorite eps.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
Sarge

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« Reply #5 on: 09-18-2001 23:09 »

Yep, I did that old-timey couch gag. Matter of fact, I had to tell the director & producer to use old scratchy sepia-tone stock film & a scratchy soundtrack. Originally, they wanted it in the usual current colors, etc. Blechh!
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« Reply #6 on: 09-19-2001 00:57 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2001 00:00 »

I'm almost afraid to ask . . .
Sarge

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« Reply #7 on: 09-19-2001 23:52 »

That was a quick sketch done by a storyboard artist for the front of the Act 2 board.  smile
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« Reply #8 on: 09-19-2001 23:57 »

Not you, of course
Sarge

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« Reply #9 on: 09-20-2001 00:02 »

I didn't draw the fat Bart (design department), or Bart & Lisa on the couch, either. Bart & Lisa on the couch was a 'fix this' drawing done by the director.
diagnostic

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« Reply #10 on: 09-20-2001 02:41 »

burns: who is that firebrand,smithers?

smithers:that's sarge sir.

burns:sarge eh? new man?

smithers:Actually,sir,he thwarted your camaign for govenor,you ran over his son,he saved the plant from meltdown,his wife painted you in the nude...

burns:Eh,doesn't ring a bell.....

"your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! you see that dark spot there? Whiplash, and that smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma"
Sarge

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« Reply #11 on: 09-20-2001 23:18 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2001 23:18 »

Burns-"Smithers, who is that gastropod?!"
Smithers-"Uh, that's Sarge Morton, sir...one of your chair moisteners from sector 7G."
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« Reply #12 on: 09-21-2001 17:36 »

smithers: A film biography might help them get to know the real you-virtuos,heroic,nublile......

burns: you forgot pleasant! but i like that film biography idea.A slick hollywood picture to gloss over my evil rise to power,like bugsy or working girl.Get me steven speilberg !!!

smithers: hes unavalable

burns: then get me that guy...whats his name

smithers:sarge morton???

burns: good heavens no!

"your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! you see that dark spot there? Whiplash, and that smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma"
Chump

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« Reply #13 on: 09-21-2001 20:47 »

Burns: Alright Sarge! You can draw for our show... but you must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon!

Smithers: Uh sir we found the jade monkey, it was in the glove compartment.

Burns: And the sunglasses and icesrapper?

Smithers: In there too Sir.

Burns: Excellent. Its all falling into place.
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« Reply #14 on: 09-21-2001 21:34 »

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Burns: Sarge, mor-ton!

Burns: Sarge, mor ton . . . sarge . . . mor . . .tan . . . Smith . . . ers . . . who . . . is this . . . ruffian?
Homer: Say I never shot you!  Before.
Sarge

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« Reply #15 on: 09-21-2001 21:46 »

Okay, I think we've gone over the edge.  wink

I want to post some more pics, but I gotta take down the others 1st.
MarsNeedsWomen

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« Reply #16 on: 09-22-2001 00:45 »

oh man.. those r soo danm sweet
ShineyMetal@$$

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« Reply #17 on: 09-22-2001 02:57 »

ok im probly on my own here. but those skechz are cool enough for me to want to watch a whole episode in sketch format, they seem more 3-d or something cool like that
YA HOMER!
Stereoide

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« Reply #18 on: 09-22-2001 06:04 »

Those are art while the running animation is.. well.. just animation  tongue
bart182

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« Reply #19 on: 09-22-2001 14:27 »

I saw the second act of a futurama ep in sketch onces... it was really cool.

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Sarge

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« Reply #20 on: 09-22-2001 14:56 »

You saw an animatic?
ShineyMetal@$$

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« Reply #21 on: 09-22-2001 15:29 »

That would be so phat..but i'm not allowed to ask you where you downloaded it from so we'll leave it at that.
Kryten

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« Reply #22 on: 09-22-2001 22:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Sarge:
Okay, I think we've gone over the edge.   wink


Never!

"Comrades, it is imperitive that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season! And a shiny new donkey to whoever brings me the head of Sarge..."

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« Reply #23 on: 09-23-2001 07:39 »
« Last Edit on: 09-23-2001 07:39 »

"that man whos getting all the laughs smithers. Who is he?"

"sarge morton, sir. One of the carbon blobs from sector 7g. But i dont think that......"

"I want this morton fellow to perform comedy at my party. I must harness his fractured take on modern life"


("sarge mortons gonna see this and its gonna , like blow his mind!"  )
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"your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these X-rays! you see that dark spot there? Whiplash, and that smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma"
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« Reply #24 on: 09-23-2001 11:09 »

There has been a great disturbance in the Force.
I have felt it, my master.
We have a new enemy - Sarge Morton.
Sarge

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« Reply #25 on: 09-24-2001 02:41 »

Who?? Little ol' me??
I'm not a bad guy. I'm......what the hell am I?....oh yeah! I'm a cartoon kinda guy. Funny pictures??....Hey hey!?......damn, I suck at this.
Kryten

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« Reply #26 on: 09-24-2001 02:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Sarge:
Achenar-"........bring me the blue pages!.........I must have the blue pages!!!..........."

I think this is the first "Myst" reference I've ever seen on this board.

Sarge

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« Reply #27 on: 09-24-2001 02:55 »
« Last Edit on: 09-27-2001 00:00 »

Bugs Bunny-"He don't know me very well, do he?"
I am a Myst nut.   wink

Sarge

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« Reply #28 on: 09-24-2001 03:00 »

What's missing in the 1st pic is the Saturn they were driving around in. That was on another piece of paper.
Sarge

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« Reply #29 on: 09-24-2001 03:08 »
« Last Edit on: 09-27-2001 00:00 »

edit
Sarge

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« Reply #30 on: 09-24-2001 03:18 »
« Last Edit on: 09-27-2001 00:00 »

edit
Kryten

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« Reply #31 on: 09-24-2001 03:20 »
« Last Edit on: 11-07-2001 00:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Sarge:
 pic deleted by request
So, what episode was THIS from, Sarge?

Sarge

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« Reply #32 on: 09-24-2001 03:28 »

You tell me!

Another artist drew that. I don't know who, but it made its way to the zerox machine a few times around season 5. It wasn't in any show. It was a funny drawing that cheered us all up.
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« Reply #33 on: 09-24-2001 10:26 »

good one!!  big grin
marty

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« Reply #34 on: 09-24-2001 11:35 »

hehe, that's good
Hitchhiker

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« Reply #35 on: 09-24-2001 14:05 »

Wow...this is really...offensive...  flirt
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #36 on: 10-29-2001 15:32 »

maybe to hard to TV?  roll eyes
Sarge

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« Reply #37 on: 11-07-2001 22:42 »

Kryten, can you do me a favor & delete the Marge pic from your post up there? Thanks.  wink
Kryten

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« Reply #38 on: 11-07-2001 22:59 »

 
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Originally posted by Sarge:
Kryten, can you do me a favor & delete the Marge pic from your post up there? Thanks.   wink

Sure thing.

Sarge

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« Reply #39 on: 11-07-2001 23:08 »

Thank you.  smile
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