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Nixorbo

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« Reply #80 on: 09-26-2001 15:04 »

There is no show

Writers devoured by a horrible gelatinous blob

Official Home of Nixorbo's Top of the Page dance
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #81 on: 09-27-2001 10:13 »

now with 100% more brain slugs for your viewing plesure!
Nixorbo

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« Reply #82 on: 09-27-2001 12:43 »

As Screwed by Fox
Paladin
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« Reply #83 on: 09-27-2001 16:29 »
« Last Edit on: 09-27-2001 16:29 »

"The owner of the spaceship tp-31337 has parked in restricted area. Your ship has been deatomized. Have a nice day."

or

"Macromedia Flash 324 Plugin necesarry to view."

or

"Now in DVD-Version with stupid dubbed non-english versions."

The Way of the Paladin:
To Seek! To Learn! To Do!
metaman

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« Reply #84 on: 09-27-2001 16:32 »
« Last Edit on: 09-27-2001 16:32 »

"suited for viewing ages -(2*pi*(e)^3)/18 to 87

(metric unit coversion supplied by slowCalc(dot)com(dot)galaxy)"
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« Reply #85 on: 09-27-2001 16:37 »

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. It's only important, that it is filled with slurm (tm)."
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« Reply #86 on: 09-27-2001 16:41 »

"Brought to you by raging wars against alien intruders. Soon coming to your area."
KENNEDY

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« Reply #87 on: 09-27-2001 16:44 »

If you hate Fox you'll love this
metaman

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« Reply #88 on: 09-27-2001 16:44 »

"powered by negative illusion"

"recommended by 103 out of 100 dead spiritual leaders"

this one isnīt very original, but I suppose that sooner or late this is going to be used, because of its long history:
-> "DONīT PANIC!"
KENNEDY

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« Reply #89 on: 09-27-2001 16:45 »

This is a drill,to prepare you for the world of tomorrow!!
Nixorbo

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« Reply #90 on: 09-27-2001 16:49 »

Now with Zapp-o-vision

The world is ruled by two white mice
metaman

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« Reply #91 on: 09-27-2001 16:52 »

"there is no brain"   
(maybe written in a "the matrix" like font  wink

"suited for preparing prenatal food"
Paladin
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« Reply #92 on: 09-27-2001 16:56 »

"I should've taken the blue pill."

"Help me, I am an enslaved Intro Cartoonist. Please help me."
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« Reply #93 on: 09-27-2001 16:58 »

"Now with subtitles for our viwers on Omicron Persie 8... and Canada"
KENNEDY

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« Reply #94 on: 09-27-2001 17:02 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Paladin:
"Now with subtitles for our viwers on Omicron Persie 8... and Canada"
I take it that that is a follow up to my one.
hehe...canada

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« Reply #95 on: 09-27-2001 17:02 »

"It's not full of stars. Your monitor is just dirty."

"Only one small step for men. But one huge step for a poppler"

"We are borg. Please prepare for assimilation."
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« Reply #96 on: 09-27-2001 17:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by KENNEDY:
I take it that that is a follow up to my one.
hehe...canada

Aye. But I must admit that I was too lazy to go back and hit the quote button *g*.
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« Reply #97 on: 09-27-2001 17:08 »

"This episode is dedicated to our great and wonderful alien emporer and his huge death fleet."

"Just add water and enjoy the show."

(Must be my creative day  wink )
KENNEDY

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« Reply #98 on: 09-27-2001 17:12 »

to comic book guy:we swear we did'nt steal your idea!
KENNEDY

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« Reply #99 on: 09-27-2001 17:17 »

futurama is brought to you by:Lirr of the planet omicron persei 8.
Lirr:RRRR!!
(pionts gun at center of screen as if about to shoot viewers)
ZAPP!!
(everything goes black for a second)
(theme starts up with:today only:all you can watch!)
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« Reply #100 on: 09-27-2001 17:19 »

"Now with even more elks."

"You are getting tired. Very tired. First your feet, up to your head. And after you you hear the spaceship crash, you awake and feel the drain to drink SLURM (tm)."
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« Reply #101 on: 09-27-2001 17:21 »

"Konfuzius say: Hey, Futurama rox"
Slavon

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« Reply #102 on: 09-27-2001 17:46 »

FUTURAMA: brought to you by God's sake!
Kryten

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« Reply #103 on: 09-27-2001 21:37 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by KENNEDY:
to comic book guy:we swear we did'nt steal your idea!

Mental note: steal his idea.

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« Reply #104 on: 09-28-2001 00:21 »

Play episode backwards for subliminal messages

As seen in your dreams
Slavon

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« Reply #105 on: 09-29-2001 08:05 »

As seen in Antena 3 TV commercials (TERRIBLE irony)
KENNEDY

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« Reply #106 on: 09-29-2001 08:24 »

we know where you live
Chump

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« Reply #107 on: 10-07-2001 20:15 »

Brought to you by: Fox. Accept it.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #108 on: 10-07-2001 22:41 »

Now 100% more freshalicious
Kryten

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« Reply #109 on: 10-07-2001 22:49 »

Made from 100% recycled jokes (20% post-laughter waste)

Slavon

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« Reply #110 on: 10-08-2001 13:06 »

Brought to you by the Futurama Staff: "You never remember us, bastard!!"
Venus

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« Reply #111 on: 10-08-2001 15:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by sHad0w:
Futurama is brought to you by: Johnson's fist. The only fist strong enough to knock out Thompsons teeth!

::falls down laughing:: i love that! its cute.  love   love   love
Chump

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« Reply #112 on: 10-08-2001 17:05 »

Brought to you by: Zombie Jesus. The Savoir Strikes Back.
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« Reply #113 on: 10-08-2001 17:52 »

NO with 25% more soccer riots
Venus

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« Reply #114 on: 10-09-2001 16:13 »

now available in decaf
Slavon

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« Reply #115 on: 10-09-2001 16:19 »
« Last Edit on: 10-10-2001 00:00 »

Uncut guaranteed! (*)

*(Not guaranteed)
ShineyMetal@$$

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« Reply #116 on: 10-09-2001 19:24 »

(dont guaranteed) heh,, nice english

Suicide booth included!
Nixorbo

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« Reply #117 on: 10-09-2001 21:33 »

Big Brother is Watching
diagnostic

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« Reply #118 on: 10-10-2001 01:28 »

futurama was brought to you by duff beer, "you just can't get enough, of that wonderfull stuff.."
Slavon

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« Reply #119 on: 10-10-2001 12:35 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ShineyMetal@$$:
heh,, nice english

I'm sure my english is better than your spanish.  tongue


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