It starts with the usual, everyone is sitting at the table while Bender drinks a beer.
Professor walks in.....
Professor: Hi, Everyone I have just made a new invention.
Bender: Is it a beer machine? Or a robot stripper.
Lila: Not another thong for u again Professor is it?
Professor: U r all wrong! A time machine, I especially made for Fry.
Fry: Really for me. *cry alittle* no ones ever done anything like this for me!
Bender: O ya we have u little baby.
Fry: O ya i forgot.
Professor unreviels the time machine.
Fry: A beer bottle?
Bender: *with saticfaction* Sweet!
Professor: u go inside and......
Bender: Damn old people! it was just getting good!
Ill wake him up!
Bender throws a gear he finds in his storage compartment.
Professor: O sorry about that!
Anyway u go inside type ur date u want to go to and u shoot out the top at a amazing speed through time!
While Professor is speaking Bender,Lila,and Fry go to 1999:Frys time and they shoot out the top.
Professor:Oh shit! *snore*
Fry: Theres my house and my family!
Lila: What is it Bender!
Lila: Get over it dumbass.
U Post the rest of the story or how u want it to go!