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Delivery Boy
« on: 04-19-2004 18:04 »
« Last Edit on: 04-19-2004 18:04 »

It starts with the usual, everyone is sitting at the table while Bender drinks a beer.
Professor walks in.....
Professor: Hi, Everyone I have just made a new invention.
Bender: Is it a beer machine? Or a robot stripper.
Lila: Not another thong for u again Professor is it?
Professor: U r all wrong!  A time machine, I especially made for Fry.
Fry: Really for me. *cry alittle* no ones ever done anything like this for me!
Bender: O ya we have u little baby.
Fry: O ya i forgot.

Professor unreviels the time machine.
Fry: A beer bottle?
Bender: *with saticfaction* Sweet!
Professor: u go inside and......
Lila: Professor?
Professor: *snoreing*
Bender: Damn old people! it was just getting good!
Ill wake him up!
   Bender throws a gear he finds in his storage compartment.
Professor: O sorry about that!
Anyway u go inside type ur date u want to go to and u shoot out the top at a amazing speed through time!
While Professor is speaking Bender,Lila,and Fry go to 1999:Frys time and they shoot out the top.
Professor:Oh shit! *snore*
Fry: Theres my house and my family!
Lila: What is it Bender!
Bender:They.....don't....have......the .....beer.....I...like!
Bender callapses
Lila: Get over it dumbass.
U Post the rest of the story or how u want it to go!

Starship Captain
« Reply #1 on: 04-19-2004 18:24 »

Usually they don't curse as much Leela, anyway. Also he was from 1999, and "Lila" is spelled Leela.

« Reply #2 on: 04-19-2004 18:44 »

Um, I think this kind of game is banned so this thread will close. Also, that was just plain stupid and would take a miracle to work with, not to mention grammar nazis.
Digital Dragon

Bending Unit
« Reply #3 on: 04-19-2004 18:52 »

Wow, I can only assume that was intentionally awful. If so, then great job!
Dr. Morberg

« Reply #4 on: 04-19-2004 18:54 »
« Last Edit on: 04-19-2004 18:54 »

No, it wasn't so bad. It was funny, but it would be easier to understand if you used REAL WORDS.

[/i]originally posted by futuramaguy752[/i]Anyway u go inside type ur date u want to go to and u shoot out the top at a amazing speed through time!

This means:
Anyway, you go inside, type the date you want to go to and you shoot out the top of the machine at an amazing speed, making you travel through time.

It could be a good story if you finished it.

Also, try to stick to one thread, like fanfic idea bin. Or, if you have a lot of ideas, make your own thread such as "futuramaguy752's ideas".
Starship Captain
« Reply #5 on: 04-19-2004 19:10 »

I like this idea, but i'm too lazy to finish the story (falls asleep)

« Reply #6 on: 04-19-2004 22:35 »

a winnar is yuo!
Starship Captain
« Reply #7 on: 04-20-2004 16:33 »

Wow!  That made absolutely no sense!

« Reply #8 on: 04-20-2004 16:55 »

That was so bad I think it gave me cancer.

I'm not even quoting Futurama.

Bending Unit
« Reply #9 on: 04-20-2004 16:59 »

Wow. It was almost as good as drowning.
Starship Captain
« Reply #10 on: 04-20-2004 17:28 »

LOL, or being set on fire.

Urban Legend
« Reply #11 on: 04-20-2004 18:05 »

I know what this is.  This is an add-on story.  It's a lot of fun.  One person writes a paragraph, then another writes something and so on and so forth.  Give it a chance if you'd like.

Starship Captain
« Reply #12 on: 04-20-2004 18:22 »

I don't think it is a game. I think he just didn't know how to finish it.

Space Pope
« Reply #13 on: 04-20-2004 23:05 »

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