Originally posted by leelaholic:
1.02: "King of the Fountain"
Fry agrees to test out Farnsworth's newest invention and is shocked to discover that it's causing his age to increase rapidly. By the next day, he's aged almost ten years! With no other option, Leela and Bender travel to the far-off planet Flushola 9 to find it's legendary fountain of youth before it's too late.
king of the fountain[opening caption:[aa1] to crack is to be human[/aa1]
(cartoon: costanza falcon)
[Pex, extirior, move in to lounge where bender & fry are watching a re-run of all my circuts]
monique:calculon! but i thought you were--
calculon: egyption?![dramatic tone]
[leela enteres]
leela: what are you 2 doing?
bender: nuttin' jerk-wad!
leela:[sigh] bender no-one likes your brand of sass!
[zoidberg enters]
zoidberg: bender, i love your sass![he leaves]
leela:er, well, he..he doesn't count.
[prof. enters]
prof.:good news everyone!
bender:[not even listening]no
prof.:good sass bender!
[leela rolls eye]
prof.:anywhom, instead on going on a dangerous mission fry, my only relative will help test an experiment!
fry:[meekly interested] what does it do?
prof.:it will make fry more mature!
[everyone then gets a mean look on there faces at fry, cut to scene where fry is being dragged into lab by leela, amy, and hermes]
prof.: now, get him into this aci-like liquid!
[throws fry in, then after w while, gets taken out]
leela:fry? do you feel different?
fry: you bet i dont! c'mon, bender, lets hit a strip club!
[they leave]
leela:[to prof.] is this a joke? you moronic bastad? it didnt work!
fry: well, make it kick in!
[exterior of robot arms apts.]
[see fry in bed, seems to be turning 35-ish]
[exterior, pEX morning]
[see fry with mustash]
leela:whats with you fry? you look 10 years older
prof.:i'll be the judge of that![takes out gizmometer]hmm[sfx:ding] amazing! fry is currently 35 years old![dramatic tone]
leela: but how?
prof. :perhaps it was my experiment, it must be a side-effect, but if he doesn't get back he will keep ageing until he either dies or gets older than me!
[gasps all around, 'cept for bender who after a couple of seconds gasps]
[Pex, exterior, cut to conference table]
fry[35] this is awful what are we gonna do?
leela:well, we--
amy:er, well--
prof.:er, hmm-- well you best keep the gismometor to cheak up on age.
[fry cheaks, he is 37]
fry: aw crud what are we going to do!
leela: he didnt saygoona! fry whats happening!
fry: could you please be quiet, ms. leela?
leela[backing away slowly] uh, i think i left my clock on!
bender: well, lets spend some time together, shall we?
fry: ok
bender:whats on tv?[turns on the tv show is about the fountain of youth!]
fry: thats the answer!
bender:what is?
[fry shoots bender a mean look]
[later, at the comference table]
prof.:...and thats he plan!
zoidberg: fountain ogf youth? bah! ol' zoidberg will take care of you!
fry:[now seems to be in his 40's, he has glasses on, and a bad cheackered pullover vest]thats nice dr, but im not taking risks
amy: but wheres the fountain?
[turns the big screen on]
announcer: and thats where the fountain is goodby
[screen turns of]
fry: this is perposterous!
all:huh?
[a beat]
fry: you know bad?
[ a beat]
fry: nuts?
[a beat]
fry:[sigh] crap
all: oh!
to be continued!
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