Nefnar
Professor
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« on: 11-19-2003 18:42 »
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We were bored in a dark evening, when Mr. Potter and I decided to create a script through an instant messenger. So this is all improvisation. We just kept the flow of the story, sometimes Mr. Potter could be one of the characters but that could vary due to the ideas of we got. We didn’t have any order.
So here it goes.
Manufactoring Mistake INT PLANET EXPRESS DAY
[Bender enters] Bender: Hello fellas! Where's Fry?
Fry: Yo, I am here What do you... Oh my God what happened to your hand?
Bender: I was trying to do some gambling with certain robot and to make a long story short, I lost my hand
Fry: You shouldn´t go to Las New Vegas that often
Leela: I expect you've won something
Bender: Well, i got this (opens his door and shows P. Diddy's head in a jar)
Zoidberg: Look!! is John Mayhall!!!!
Fry: That's not John Mayhall that's P. Diddy's head!
Leela: So you only lost your hand?
Bender: Yeah, I only lost my hand. But I actually got this (shows a human hand). I was hoping that the crustacean could do something
Zoidberg Hey!! where's my underwear??
Amy You use underwear? Zoidberg: Wel,l of course I do, it looks good on Fry
Fry: But Zoidberg I don’t wear underwear. Only sometimes
Leela Today?
[Fry’s face goes red]
Fry: Uhm... Maybe
[The Professor enters]
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
[Everything is quiet for a while]
Leela: Ehhm, profesor. What are the good news?
Farnsworth: uhh, hmm, i forgot. by the way, you have a delivery to make at the Mall
Leela: From what galaxy?
Farnsworth: Actually, is the Mall around the corner.
[Bender takes the package runs to the mall and returns]
Bender: Done
Leela: What else?
Zoidberg: Me wants something exciting!
Professor: There’s actually nothing else. I'm feeling tired today, you have the day off, I don't want to see you around today.
Leela: I sense something wrong here
Bender: It's quite easy. The Professor is having a date
Bender: Nah, just kidding... RIGHT???!!
Professor: Of course, my good friend Bender, of course
Fry: So what are we doing tonight? Let's take the ship and make a space party!
Leela: Aw, I don't know, Fry
Fry: C' mon I know it'll be fun! Besides Zoidberg needs to socialize a little bit
Bender: Just a little bit
Amy: Not too much
Fry: So, what do you say?
Leela: Well what's the worst thing that could happen?
[Without any debriefs, the spaceship is seeing while it is approaching a nebula]
Bender Time for some music [Inserts Cd on teeth] [Bender moves ass]
Zoidberg Oh, this is good
Fry Bender, the beer?
[Opens his door] Bender There ya’ go buddy [Passes beer]
Fry Oh, look, I see a spaceship nearby. Let's invite them to come on in
Leela 1st rule, never trust another spaceships!
[Suddenly everybody appears tighten up with a rope]
Leela Damn, why is Fry always wrong??
Zoidberg Aw, come on, Leela. It's not Fry's fault
[2 guys wearing black dresses]
Guy1 Be quiet or the master will get upset!!!
Guy2 Now, did you search them? Did they have some money?
Guy1 Only the martian girl
[They are carried through a big ramp that moves slowly]
ZOidberg Wohooo a fun ride!!!
Guy2 Shut up, squid, or next time I'll kill you
: Zoidberg Hey that's not funny!
(we see the silhouette of a man smoking in the background)
Leela Who are you?
Big Guy I ask the questions here, young lady
Big Guy But I don't have any, so go ahead and ask me anything
Leela What do you want from us?
Big Guy I want your sex, I mean, I want something you have
Amy What are you going to do with us?
Big Guy With you? With you I want nothing. It's him I want (points at Bender). I just captured you to bring more drama to your otherwise penniless pathetic existence
Bender Ohm my God I am so popular that some guys in the universe are jealous!
Bender Go straight to the point So what do you want from me?
Big Guy I want your head i mean hand, your hand
I already lost my hand!
Big Guy Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That hand was the only way we could have stopped the end of our world
Bender Haha you are outta here!
Bender Anyway I would sell my other hand in a very cheap and comfortable price What about $4 millions???
Big Guy Are you crazy? Look, that specific hand was designed 5 years ago in Tijuana, Mexico. It was wrongfully placed in you. That hand is needed to close the gateway between our planet and a mass of poison gases that are threatening to destroy us you’re Bender Bending Rodriguez, right?
Bender As good as it gets! YEAH that's me! But why it has to be my hand! I've won a lot of money with it. Anyway I'll change it for some femmebots and 2 new pair of hands just in case 1 pair loses
Big Guy that's the reason why. you think it was all at random. Heck, not even zombie jesus is at your side (and he's very sweet). You win money because of that hand. But if that's what you want I can arrange it I will make you an offer you can't refuse I'll give your some femmebots and 2 new pairs of hands
Bender That's a deal, and also set free my friends and Zoidberg
Big Guy Hmm, okay, they seem pretty boring. They haven't spoke a word in the last 5 minutes
End 1st part.
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