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Nefnar

Professor
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« on: 11-19-2003 18:42 »

We were bored in a dark evening, when Mr. Potter and I decided to create a script through an instant messenger.
So this is all improvisation.
We just kept the flow of the story, sometimes Mr. Potter could  be one of the characters but that could vary due to the ideas of we got.
We didn’t have any order.

So here it goes.

Manufactoring Mistake
INT PLANET EXPRESS DAY

[Bender enters]   
Bender:
Hello fellas!
     Where's Fry?

Fry:
Yo, I am here
    What do you... Oh my God what happened to your hand?

Bender:
I was trying to do some gambling with certain robot and to make a long story short, I lost my hand

Fry:
You shouldn´t go to Las New Vegas that often

Leela:
I expect you've won something

Bender:
Well, i got this (opens his door and shows P. Diddy's head in a jar)

Zoidberg:
Look!! is John Mayhall!!!!

Fry:
That's not John Mayhall that's P. Diddy's head!

Leela:
So you only lost your hand?

Bender:
Yeah, I only lost my hand. But I actually got this (shows a human hand). I was hoping that the crustacean could do something

Zoidberg
Hey!! where's my underwear??

Amy                 
You use underwear?         
                                                                                                                                   
Zoidberg:
Wel,l of course I do, it looks good on Fry

Fry:
But Zoidberg I don’t wear underwear. Only sometimes

Leela
     Today?

[Fry’s face goes red]

Fry:
Uhm... Maybe

 [The Professor enters]

Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone!

[Everything is quiet for a while]

Leela:
    Ehhm, profesor. What are the good news?

Farnsworth:
uhh, hmm, i forgot. by the way, you have a delivery to make at the Mall

Leela:
From what galaxy?

Farnsworth:
Actually, is the Mall around the corner.

[Bender takes the package runs to the mall and returns]

Bender:
Done

Leela:
What else?

Zoidberg:
     Me wants something exciting!

Professor:
There’s actually nothing else. I'm feeling tired today, you have the day off, I don't want to see you around today.

Leela:
    I sense something wrong here

Bender:
    It's quite easy. The Professor is having a date

Bender:         
    Nah, just kidding... RIGHT???!!   

   Professor:
   Of course, my good friend Bender, of course

Fry:
So what are we doing tonight? Let's take the ship and make a space party!

    Leela:
     Aw, I don't know, Fry


Fry:
C' mon I know it'll be fun! Besides Zoidberg needs to socialize a little bit


     Bender:
    Just a little bit

Amy:
Not too much

    Fry:
    So, what do you say?

Leela:
Well what's the worst thing that could happen?

    [Without any debriefs, the spaceship is seeing while it is approaching a nebula]


Bender         
Time for some music [Inserts Cd on teeth]
 [Bender moves ass]

Zoidberg                               
Oh, this is good

Fry                                         
Bender, the beer?

 [Opens his door]
      Bender                                   
        There ya’ go buddy
[Passes beer]

Fry
Oh, look, I see a spaceship nearby. Let's invite them to come on in

Leela     
     1st rule, never trust another spaceships!

 [Suddenly everybody appears tighten up with a rope]


Leela       
Damn, why is Fry always wrong??

Zoidberg                           
     Aw, come on, Leela. It's not Fry's fault

 [2 guys wearing black dresses]

Guy1                             
Be quiet or the master will get upset!!!

Guy2                                         
Now, did you search them? Did they have some money?

Guy1                               
Only the martian girl

 [They are carried through a big ramp that moves slowly]

ZOidberg                       
Wohooo a fun ride!!!


Guy2                                   
Shut up, squid, or next time I'll kill you

:
Zoidberg                         
 Hey that's not funny!

 (we see the silhouette of a man smoking in the background)

Leela                             
 Who are you?

Big Guy                                   
I ask the questions here, young lady

Big Guy                                     
But I don't have any, so go ahead and ask me anything

Leela                               
What do you want from us?

Big Guy                                       
 I want your sex, I mean, I want something you have

Amy                                   
What are you going to do with us?

Big Guy                           
With you? With you I want nothing. It's him I want (points at Bender). I just captured you to bring more drama to your otherwise penniless pathetic existence


Bender                           
Ohm my God I am so popular that some guys in the universe are jealous!

Bender                       
Go straight to the point
So what do you want from me?


Big Guy                       
 I want your head
i mean hand, your hand

I already lost my hand!

Big Guy
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That hand was the only way we could have stopped the end of our world


Bender                             
Haha you are outta here!


Bender                               
Anyway I would sell my other hand in a very cheap and comfortable price
     What about $4 millions???

Big Guy                 
Are you crazy? Look, that specific hand was designed 5 years ago in Tijuana, Mexico. It was wrongfully placed in you. That hand is needed to close the gateway between our planet and a mass of poison gases that are threatening to destroy us
     you’re  Bender Bending Rodriguez, right?

Bender
As good as it gets! YEAH that's me!
But why it has to be my hand! I've won a lot of money with it.
Anyway I'll change it for some femmebots and 2 new pair of hands
just in case 1 pair loses


Big Guy
that's the reason why. you think it was all at random. Heck, not even zombie jesus is at your side (and he's very sweet). You win money because of that hand. But if that's what you want I can arrange it
I will make you an offer you can't refuse
I'll give your some femmebots and 2 new pairs of hands


Bender
That's a deal, and also set free my friends and Zoidberg

Big Guy
Hmm, okay, they seem pretty boring. They haven't spoke a word in the last 5 minutes

End 1st part.
Mr. Potter

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 11-19-2003 18:50 »

Yeah baby!
Nefnar

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 11-20-2003 19:38 »

What??!! No feedbacks!!?
Plutonia

Crustacean
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« Reply #3 on: 11-21-2003 18:02 »

oh my god, is this for real? it's the greatest bit of improvisation i have ever read
Mr. Potter

Professor
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« Reply #4 on: 11-21-2003 18:27 »

Aw come on, it's not that good. But still, thanks for the support.
Pikka Bird

Space Pope
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« Reply #5 on: 11-22-2003 11:04 »

 
Quote
Leela
Who are you?

Big Guy
I ask the questions here, young lady

Big Guy
But I don't have any, so go ahead and ask me anything
That is genius. Funny as hell.
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #6 on: 12-06-2003 00:21 »

Agreed. And everyone stayed in character. More quips and antics with Zoidberg!
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