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KENNEDY

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« on: 08-07-2001 16:33 »

lets play a game has been closed and its my fault for wrecking it.
i could eiyher apolagize or start it again...

one day fry and bender were in the head museum where they saw the head of...

and it begins again!    tongue

Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #1 on: 08-07-2001 17:40 »

...Tom Green. Bender said, "Kill it! It's EVIL!", and...

BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #2 on: 08-08-2001 07:13 »

...reaches in to his compartment, and pulls out a daffodil instead of a baseball bat. He...
Drippy_taco

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 08-08-2001 07:29 »

goes "DOH!" and Tom Green hands Bender a bat and yells at him to bang his crotch.  "Bang my crotch, bang my crotch!...
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #4 on: 08-08-2001 07:31 »
« Last Edit on: 08-08-2001 07:31 »

bloody hell, you got to it before me.
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #5 on: 08-08-2001 07:32 »
« Last Edit on: 08-08-2001 07:32 »

Well we seem to have a conflict here...

Haha, nevermind people just skip over these last two posts  smile
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #6 on: 08-08-2001 07:36 »
« Last Edit on: 08-08-2001 07:36 »

...and Bang it some more!". Fry looks at Bender strangly and says "ah, Bender...
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #7 on: 08-08-2001 08:04 »

...are these his testicles comin out of his mouth? perhaps you should rather....
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #8 on: 08-08-2001 08:07 »

...ask him why he chooses to keep them there". Bender hits him a couple more times before handing out one final...
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 08-08-2001 13:21 »

blow whitch broke the bowl,woohoo!then they went to the peel wierdos section where they saw the head of...
(p.s. ive created a monster)
Marcet_Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #10 on: 08-08-2001 14:20 »

a weird crumpled guy in a jar. His name was
sHad0w

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 08-08-2001 15:10 »

impossible to read, because the jar was all covered in dirt. So Bender asked him...
Marcet_Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #12 on: 08-08-2001 15:55 »

Clean your antimetalic jar, half dead, meatbag! So the jar man said...
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #13 on: 08-08-2001 16:13 »

my name is KENNEDY and id like to make a deal.im listening said bender.
get me a body and i will give u...
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #14 on: 08-09-2001 02:50 »

...one million twinkies. Bender looked at Fry who was...
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #15 on: 08-09-2001 02:54 »

pickin his nose for now about 15 minutes non-stop. fry says :" Hey bender look what i've found!" and shows him...
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #16 on: 08-09-2001 02:56 »

...a 1968 Mustang. Bender looks at it and in an attempt to better Fry, he produces a...
Drippy_taco

Professor
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« Reply #17 on: 08-09-2001 03:10 »

...a 1947 Ford Model T with top speeds of 25 MPH.  "Wow," says fry, "...
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #18 on: 08-09-2001 03:13 »

...they had them back in the 20th Century too. Bender slaps him over the head, just as the doorway is filled with the overbearing presence of...
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #19 on: 08-09-2001 05:06 »

...archduke chocula himself. he slowly approaches fry and...
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #20 on: 08-09-2001 05:22 »

...Bender, but trips on Tom Green's testicles, falling and seemingly breaking in two. Fry & Bender are amazed until they realise it's just...
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #21 on: 08-09-2001 05:32 »

archduke chocula junior since archduke chocula senior looms over the broken body of his (adopted) son, with a grim expression on his face saying...
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #22 on: 08-09-2001 13:07 »

i want my cheesy puffs!!
bender:i could really go for one million twinkies right now,and he turns around to kennedy who says...
sHad0w

Bending Unit
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« Reply #23 on: 08-09-2001 17:08 »
« Last Edit on: 08-09-2001 17:08 »

then what the hell are you waiting for?! Get me a body before I...
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #24 on: 08-09-2001 23:40 »
« Last Edit on: 08-09-2001 23:40 »

...kill your family with a cheese-stick!" Bender proceeds to kick Kennedy's head out the window to certain death if it wasn't for...
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #25 on: 08-10-2001 04:58 »

a decapitated zombie strolling down the street. It catches Kennedy's head in mid-flight...
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #26 on: 08-10-2001 11:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by BenderHookah:
a decapitated zombie strolling down the street. It catches Kennedy's head in mid-flight...

...and says "what the hell is THIS? I asked for BRAINS!" (in sign language). He chuicks it over his shoulder...

KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #27 on: 08-10-2001 13:10 »

where kennedy sees a perfectly good body goin to waste and jumps out of the jar onto the it. now to
kick some people that are...
Marcet_Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 08-10-2001 13:11 »

I catch it and throw it to my gerbils. They say... (oh and thank you for creating this topic, it really cracked me up!)
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #29 on: 08-10-2001 13:14 »

...creating a space-time paradox by posting two conflicting parts to the story. To really beat them good, Kennedy realizes he will need a...
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #30 on: 08-10-2001 13:14 »

...really irritating him, chases them with his 'new' zombie body. Bender asks the robo-police man for help, but he says...
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #31 on: 08-10-2001 13:16 »

(he, he. too late beet you to it,your post doesnt
count and should be ignored.by the way glad to be of service)
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #32 on: 08-10-2001 13:17 »

no,no start from the post where i got a body .
Marcet_Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #33 on: 08-10-2001 13:18 »

I don't care about you dumb ass friend Kennedy, sort it out between yourselfs as you are friends. Bender says
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #34 on: 08-10-2001 13:19 »

No, start from mine. Oh dear.
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #35 on: 08-10-2001 13:19 »

chris got it right start from his.
Marcet_Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #36 on: 08-10-2001 13:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by KENNEDY:
chris got it right start from his.

  confused   confused   confused ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Never eat yellow snow.....Oh yeah unless its a slush puppie!
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #37 on: 08-10-2001 13:20 »

whoo boy
Marcet_Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #38 on: 08-10-2001 13:21 »
« Last Edit on: 08-10-2001 13:21 »

Girl actually!   tongue
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #39 on: 08-10-2001 13:23 »

were all postin at the same time so stop it  up yours   mad   no no 
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