FemJesse III: Return of the Jesse

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Holy zombie jezus!!! That Spry pic is really really kewl FemJesse!!! I Like you're style!

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The Spry picture is excellent and the lonely picture is kind of like me but with clothes on.

I use flash 5 when I do my drawing I was wondering is it worth changing it to photoshop 7?

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Pah grass brushs so gimicky almost up there with my dislike of the use of lensflares in pictures. Given time Jesse I'm sure you''ll render much better grass without the tool.
Anyway :achem: nice pic as always.

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Welllll, I would say that the grass tool is my favourite tool at the moment, sorry Wu. 

Fantastic work as usual Jesse, I'm not sure which one I like the most, though they're all good. 

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I was kidding. I don't mind people using the custom brushs (I use em to make stars in some of my pics). It's just I thought a someone should make out like a hardcore photoshopre (which I certainly am not) To be honest I have thought of abondoning photoshop for Opencanvas since the paint feels more natural as you apply it.

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
Fuck you Pitt.

FIXED!

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
Nick is impressed by the grass tool.  I smile.  Come one some Photoshop people, yell at me... do I have to stick a lens flare in there as well?

short answer: yes.
no photoshop picture is complete without at least one lens flare. as the good artist you are, you should know that. jeez.

simple photoshop equation:
more lens flares = more better

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Fuck you Pitt.  I'm straightedge.

[Reply #608 on:]

Sure you are. We believe you. 

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Can we digest grass?

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 http://www.deviantart.com/view/3547480/

Purple Pussy... for those of you who don't know...
 http://campchaos.com/othershows/davekelly/04.html

By the way, I'm a Sidshipper... =P

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*gravitates to the first link like a rock*

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You scare me sometimes lass.

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See what I mean? Fuggin' terrifying.

[Reply #615 on:]

THAT is degrading to foxes!!!!!!!!
damn!!!!

I like the last page pics though

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*Looks at the lonely pic...Buys FemJ a dozen long stemmed red roses* Love your new pics Jess.

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That Fox has it lucky, he'd be shot down where I live for sport.

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hey, its sacred artwork from the back!
i'm gonna pretend she did that cuz i asked...
fantastic/dirty work FJ, as usual   
maybe its a testosterone thing, but that purple pussy comic strip has me baffled 

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
That Fox has it lucky, he'd be shot down where I live for sport.

Foxy Fox is a girl, silly... Everyone I would draw from that series is a girl, but Cid. Cid's a blue dog (Purple Pussy's ex boyfriend, the one running in fear in the video), and really cute.

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a huge yay for purple pussy fanart!
and thanks for making me addicted to that comic, it's absolutely hilarious.

if you like random violence, you should really check out elftor (although elftor tends to be more politically incorrect than random) and especially shithouse. those two are some great webcomics.

edit: that is, in case you don't know those already.

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[Elftor]Look at me! I'm being PIC! *gets head blown off*[/Elftor]

Seriously, funny for the first 10 times...

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I just had to post this art by Dave Kelly...

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Uh i hate to be a prick FJ but arnt you leeching it off his site. I mean its a bit of backwards logic if you ask me.   

That comic looks pretty good though. I might go check it out. Right after i read Red-Meat.

P.S. Again great art FJ. I like the one with the woman sprawled on the floor. The shading is excellent.

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That's the point of it all...

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So you like him so much you want to take up all his bandwith? Interesting.

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Augh!  The irony!  The sheer irony!
*nosebleed*
*brain explosion*
*death followed by voodoo ressurrection ceremony*

Your thread gets scarier every day, FJ. 

[Reply #627 on:]

I LOVE IT!
I LOVE IT!!
I LOVE IT!!!

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
I just had to post this art by Dave Kelly...

I'm going to go post that on a whole bunch of other sites. I mean honestly, if that guy is so pissed about having his bandwith stolen, why doesn't he make it so grotesque images replace the comic everytime someone posts it? I've seen it been done before (a lot actually).

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Please hotlink I love you.

kiss kiss... skanka skanka rave paaartaaay.... http://www.deviantart.com/view/3567173/
You're gonna have to clicka'

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What is so hard to understand about that comic?
its not ironic at all, its ... normal

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Those animals are funny, nevertheless I think they have a scary way to kill males    guacs!

[Reply #632 on:]

'tis funny indeed. good stuff.

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FemJesse scares me more than ever with that theme song...

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Right on! for trying new stuff out 

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  PEEL bedsheets! I love it!

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that's a funny comic and all that jesse, but i have a serious question: where can i get those bed sheets? they're awesome!

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That's the best thing I ever saw..

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Originally posted by JDHannan:
What is so hard to understand about that comic?
its not ironic at all, its ... normal

It's not the comic that's ironic, it's the fact that people are directly linking it...  Get it?

....

no one understands me.

FemJesse's bedsheets are okay....but mine are soooo much better!  I don't understand all you weirdoes who want her stupid-head bedsheets.
....
*adds "bedsheets just like FemJesse's" to her christmas list