Here's a preview of my next fanfic... tell me if it sucks or not.
Note: Takes place a few months after “Lookin’ for Snu-snu in All the Wrong Places”. This story is NOT to be confused with Tim’s fanfic of the same name. No sirree.
(Space. On a floating platform orbiting the star Andromeda stands the group of buildings formerly known as the World Trade Center. Cut to interior. The restaurant “Windows on the Universe”. Lots of couples out tonight. We focus on one in particular…
Amy: I had a wonderful time, Kif.
Kif: Well, ah…
Amy: Now, I gotta go powder my nose. Why don’t you enjoy the view?
Kif: Um, ah, okay…
(She gets up and heads toward the females’ room. Surreptitiously, she slips her celphone out of her pocket…
Amy (into celphone): The bird’s in the feeder. Initiate plan Alpha.
(Outside, the Planet Express Ship hangs in space. Interior: Fry, Leela and Bender on board.)
Leela: Okay, guys, launch the torpedoes!
(The ship launches a whole bunch of torpedoes. The first batch form a giant W.)
(In the restaurant, Kif’s attention is grabbed by the sudden burst of light. He looks outside. The torpedoes are spelling out WILL YOU MARR…
(Interior of the PE ship. Fry and Bender fire the last of the charges. They hi-four.)
Fry: Woo! Didja see that? I was all “boom” an’ they were all “pow” an’ everyone’s gonna be all “awww” an’…
(Leela slaps her forehead in disgust)
(Back inside, Kif watches the explosions. Kif POV: we now see what they spell: WILL YOU MARRY ME KIM. At another table, a young blond woman squeals in delight.)
Kim: Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! I will marry you, Henry!
Henry: B-but it’s only our first date…
Kim: Oh, why can’t you men commit?
(Amy rejoins Kif at the table, after watching her big proposal fizzle)
Kif: Did you see that?
Amy: Yeah, uh… Kif… that was supposed to be for you.
(Kif sputters in that entertaining way of his…
Amy: So… will you marry me?
(Kif faints dead away)
Amy: Is… that a yes?
(Opening credits. Caption: In Looneyvision, where insane)
That's all I have so far. Well, what did you think, sirs?
"Your father was right. We ate the wrong son."
[This message has been edited by Kryten (edited 06-13-2001).]