FemJesse II: The Revenge!

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I gave furcadia a try once. My cat character was forced into a corner and "gang raped" by a couple of moronic furries within the first five minutes. The same thing happened a second time when I quit the game and restarted it somewhere else. I've tried to steer clear of furries ever since.

Oh, the pictures. I like your artwork, especially your more realistic style.

[Reply #281 on:]

Gang raped? That's hilarious considering the site calls it a "friendly" game. Then again, they could've been trying to make you feel more welcome.
As for FemJesse's newer pics: Good job as usual and I deeply enjoyed the nudie of Leela... but not in a sexual way of course. I'm too much of a man for that sort of thing.

[Reply #282 on:]

 

Originally posted by OC_James:
 as usual and I deeply enjoyed the nudie of Leela... but not in a sexual way of course. I'm too much of a man for that sort of thing.

(puts OC-James statement though a lie detector)(lie detector needle goes past the max comes back around, and the lie detector explodes)

[Reply #283 on:]

Furcadia crashed my computer.  Grrrr.

I was too scared to look at the nudey-picture thingy that everyone's talkin' about, but I like all the other stuffs you made while I was gone, really really!  With strawberry ice cream and a cherry on top!  Wait, that doesn't make sense.  Aww.

So how about a naked picture of Zoidberg?   
Ahaha...not that it would be anything my innocent little bunny-rabbit eyes haven't seen.  Besides on TV, I saw lots of naked lobsters in Maine.     

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Originally posted by Mango:
So how about a naked picture of Zoidberg?    

*shudders*.

[Reply #285 on:]

someone should turn some of FemJ's art into puzzles at TLZ. Especially the Fry/Leela wedding one.

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Originally posted by edeltraut:
I gave furcadia a try once. My cat character was forced into a corner and "gang raped" by a couple of moronic furries within the first five minutes. The same thing happened a second time when I quit the game and restarted it somewhere else. I've tried to steer clear of furries ever since.

that's the best thing i've ever heard. good job.

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
Tdog:  Yes.  Yes it does.

 
*Brain Explodes covering wall in gray matter*
FJFYUF YYHGIG GYLGLGF LGGLIGIT GGGGG
(TRANSLATION)Great pics FemJ love the underwater pic Fry's pinkie HMMMM did you try to draw it kind of bent? Leela midriff always a good thing.and BLINKY!! WHEEE!
Why does my head hurt so bad?     

[Reply #288 on:]

*my* head hurts because you can't use UBB.

[Reply #289 on:]

Depends, which one?

[Reply #290 on:]

What's UBB? I'm kind of new to computers
And the one on top of my shoulders Britz

[Reply #291 on:]

The PEELer's FAQ

UBB is listed at the bottom.

[Reply #292 on:]

Sorry My computers a little wonky and doesn't always work right. But I think I fixed my last post

[Reply #293 on:]

While we're on the topic of furres, here's another Jesse and Blitzen picture.  This time my character is doing what she does best (times are dry for mercenaries)... getting drunk and revelling!

[Reply #294 on:]

very nice FJ 

[Reply #295 on:]

I think we're learning a whole lot about FemJesse in these forums... probably more than she ever thought she'd be revealing when she started! =)
ps - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if q and r were eliminated
pps - wooooOOOOOOooooo  Pubes on girls suck! =)

[Reply #296 on:]

*returning brain to skull*
very nice furries FemJ. Are you preparing us for more Furrie Futurama? If so bring on Leela-kitty, Fry-kitty, Amy-kitty...HMMMM, why am I giving all my love to cats how about dogs Leela-poochie, Fry-poochie, Amy-poochie...hmmm freaky.
A quick question FemJ, have you seen a little short 5 or 6 minute computer animated film called Tripping The Rift it's pretty funny. If you havent seen it I can leave a link next time I post   
(Ijust made Bending unit WHHHOO HOOO  )

[Reply #297 on:]

great pics, Jesse. Blitzen is so cute   

[Reply #298 on:]

...wha? Blitzen was in that picture? For some reason I didn't notice.

[Reply #299 on:]

Neat pic, and clool dialogue 

[Reply #300 on:]

Nice. Very nice indeed.

[Reply #301 on:]

HE HE HE really cool pic Fjess, your character is very like you (i dont know about mentally):P

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Originally posted by Tdog:
 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
Tdog:  Yes.  Yes it does.

   
*Brain Explodes covering wall in gray matter*

oh my a girl on the internet with a shaved pussy!

get a room

[Reply #303 on:]

So VF, do you shave your

*time skips*

*Fred nurses a black eye*

[Reply #304 on:]

<- walks out of the thread shaking his head...

[Reply #305 on:]

i didnt want to know.

 

Originally posted by VelourFog:
oh my a girl on the internet with a shaved pussy!

get a room

indeed.

[Reply #306 on:]

Nice picture FemJ. Your characters do look like they would make the perfect couple.

Side Note: I checked out that game, and its not my kind of game. With the weapons I saw in the first pic, I was hoping it would be a RPG that resembled Fallout. 

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And now... something for the ladies...
Here's a spoiler of my next fanfic... if it ever happens...

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Fry will be a Kelvin Clone model in my upcoming fanfiction (after much maintenance).  He's not used to the attention... and Leela's not used to him having all the glory.  What's gonna happen when he stops asking her out on dates and gets a second job?

[Reply #308 on:]

lemme guess...that tattoo is a mock on the fake one of seann william scott? hehe

[Reply #309 on:]

Fry looks kinda odd...
also: fry will be a model??? he cant even take care of himself...

[Reply #310 on:]

Fry does look a little strange, certainly in a lot better shape than he usually is.

Can't wait to see the new fic, Femjesse, especially since your last one was so good.

[Reply #311 on:]

yeah, how did he get in shape all of a sudden? i mean, im not against it, i like it...hehe

[Reply #312 on:]

He's going to start taking care of himself, after he gets recognition for some of the things he's been doing... 
He falls in modelling Kelvin Clone colognes for a while.  Leela gets suspicious when he stops persuing her, and figures out what's going on when she sees his picture in her Cosmo.
Both tattoos are actually fake.  He gets a robot ear plug and has an anti-gravity suspension.  Amy is openly thrilled to be working with a supermodel, and Leela is  wrought in denial.

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he looks cooooooooool

[Reply #314 on:]

Wow, Fry's ripped, and he shaves, not that I notice these kind of things.

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[Fry]*Wakes up*Aw!, But I remember some girl sayig stuff? Meh..back to by fantasies..[/Fry]

Really good stuff, Fem-Jesse. Maybe you can draw the entire PEEL cast for The PEELies.

Also: The thought of you and voices uniting to make erotic art is a good and amusing idea.

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That's a helluva good premise for a 'fic Jesse.
I can hardly wait to read it.
If it's half as good as your artwork, it'll be killer.

[Reply #317 on:]

Nurdbot:  I don't think Tom would want to unite with anyone to make erotic anything =P

Here's another spoiler snippit.

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Amy sits down and motions for Leela to come over to the cockpit couch, and pulls a magazine out from under the cushion.
Amy (whispering):  I thought you might want to borrow my issue of Cosmo.  There's something horribly, wonderfully interesting in it.
Leela grabs the magazine from Amy.  Amy swings herself around and lays flat on the couch.  Leela looks at the magazine, it seems normal enough.  There's a boney redhead girl on the cover with genetically engineered breasts and a tiny blue nightie.  She reads the cover topics aloud:

"Lose 30 lbs. in three hours... The twenty minute miracle workout... This seasons niftiest Party Board colors"  She grazes the cover over while walking back to the captain's chair.
Leela sits back down in her chair with the magazine in her lap, she goes through it page by page.  About twenty minutes later, she hits an ad for Kelvin Clone's Obsessive on page thirty-four.  The ad is typical, a black and white photo of a well-built man lying in a grassy field, staring into the sky.  Upon closer examination, her eye widened significantly, her jaw dropped, and the book slipped through her fingers.  Amy hears the sound of the magazine hitting the ground, then the ruffles of the pages as its picked up again.  She turns around when she hears it being torn.
Leela:  I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't have seen it with my own eye.
Amy:  Same here... but with two eyes.  I guess his modelling career is consuming all of his free time. 
Leela:  Now that you mention it, he hasn't been hassling me for dates recently.  Not that I care or anything, of course.
Amy:  Well that's good, because I've invited him to come to Chrissy's anti-gravity suspension.
Leela:  Who's Chrissy?
Amy:  She's the girl on the cover of the magazine you're holding.   I know her from Mars University, but she dropped out when she got her first modelling contract.
Leela (lowers her brow):  Phht.  Like I care if he's going out with some dropout floozie...
Amy:  I didn't say anything...
Leela (aggitatedly):  Phht! 
She tosses the magazine over her shoulder as Fry walks in behind her.  It hits him in the face with a "fwap" sound.  He shakes it off and smiles stupidly.
Fry (warmly):  Well its nice to see you, too!
Leela (smiling fakely):  Oh hey Fry, I didn't mean to do that. (She scratches the back of her neck...)
Fry:  Its a good thing my face can take a lot of punishment.  Right Leels?  (He daringly ruffles her bangs.)
Leela:  Yeah. Heh-heh... Look I was wondering if you were doing anything tonight after the delivery?
Fry (lowers his eyelids and sighs, nodding):  I've already got plans to go to a suspension with Amy and her friend.  (He perks up suddenly) They're going to put hooks in my ears and hang me right-side up!  There are a lot of people doing it, so it must be fun.  Hey, maybe you can come with!
Leela: Hmm... that doesn't sound like my kind of fun. You go on and put more holes in your head, though.  Maybe it'll get more oxygen to your brain.  (She pats him on his back, which is noticeably firmer than it used to be.) 

[Reply #318 on:]

Wow Femjesse, this fanfic reads more interestingly every time you post something new.  Does this take place after Devils Hands, or sometime during the first 5 seasons?

[Reply #319 on:]

I'm not entirely sure.  It would be safe to say it happens after Devil's Hands, as it frequently references Sean, as well as references to Mar University.  And "Love and Rocket" (hence Fry's Line "Its a good thing my face can take a lot of punishment.  Right Leels?" )  So I'm going to say after Devil's hands.