FemJesse II: The Revenge!

[Reply #160 on:]

oooooooh burn on you buddy!

[Reply #161 on:]

wow, FemJ you publicly humiliated a hippy. To make it even better you also taught him to hate. You should be proud.   

Also I hope you have a good picture posted, inspired by Evans hate, in the morning. 

Edit: Now that I think of it, your actions tonight make you all the more deserving of the custom rank of empress

[Reply #162 on:]

Hmmmm that's weird the one where you say it's one of your first fan arts Big spankin' red X but the rest came out fine. And hey does anyone know what happened to The Voices? he hasn't posted for along time                               Never mind it's working now very nice very funny.

[Reply #163 on:]

i've seen that 'sex' pic before and oh god... that pic is not just weird it's uber-weird. they look like they're dying or have some sort of agony. and i dont get how they have have sex in that pose. *shrugs*

[Reply #164 on:]

Exactly what I was going for Marg =D

[Reply #165 on:]

 

Originally posted by The Names Nick:
wow, FemJ you publicly humiliated a hippy. To make it even better you also taught him to hate. You should be proud.   

Also I hope you have a good picture posted, inspired by Evans hate, in the morning. 

Edit: Now that I think of it, your actions tonight make you all the more deserving of the custom rank of empress

Somebody enjoys sucking up.

And any inspiration is good inspiration. You're just mad because you don't force others to create. I think that somebody's jealous.   

[Reply #166 on:]

     

Originally posted by evan:
 Somebody enjoys sucking up.

And any inspiration is good inspiration. You're just mad because you don't force others to create. I think that somebody's jealous.       

lol, this is turely a sight to behold. It is like the come back/attack you used was of my own creation. I would congratulate you, but I am afraid your statment contains inaccuracies. I will point out what you are right about first. You are right about the fact I don't force anyone to create anything. People hate feeling forced or being forced to do anything, so if you want that person to start hating or not liking you then force em. You never forced anyone either. FemJesse was inspired by some of your words and choose to act on the inpsoration. Thus you never forced her to do anything. If you will note I have also helped give FemJesse ideas for pics. You don't have to take my word for it just ask her. Anyway, nice attempt at a come back/attack. Maybe if that tactic was not so me it might have worked. A bit more planning would have also helped.

Now if only I could get to sleep!!

[Reply #167 on:]

i like the last one of yours pics FJ, very nice 

[Reply #168 on:]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
No Tdog, the style will be completely different.  Its a lot more simple with complex coloring like the photoshopped watercolor pictures I did.

I had insomnia and I just had to get this out of my head...
Its Fry and Leela keepin' it real.  Pun definitely intended.


I wonder what they're dreaming about.  Her lip is goin' and his right hand is goin'.  The more of these I draw the more jealous I get of the fictional characters.  I need human interaction =o.O=

Jesse, you've done this shipper's heart a world of good. Keep up the good work!
Congratulations, again on your paid gig.
Keep it real.
 

[Reply #169 on:]

Aww 

[Reply #170 on:]

'...I’d build a road in gold, just to have some dreaming
Dreaming is free'

'Dreaming' by Blondie

Another great piece of work FJ.

[Reply #171 on:]

 

Originally posted by Margarita:
i've seen that 'sex' pic before and oh god... that pic is not just weird it's uber-weird. they look like they're dying or have some sort of agony. and i dont get how they have have sex in that pose. *shrugs*

im with Marg. It looks like they were in the process of having sex but then suffered an unfortunataly timed lightning strike

[Reply #172 on:]

No no no, they're sleeping, probably after they had sex.  Very cute picture, FemJesse. 

[Reply #173 on:]

nice pic FJ. 

[Reply #174 on:]

 

Originally posted by Futurama_Hil:
No no no, they're sleeping, probably after they had sex.  Very cute picture, FemJesse.   

I think she was referring to the other picture on page 4.

[Reply #175 on:]

*Laughing my ass off reading this page*

[Reply #176 on:]

lovely art FJ 

[Reply #177 on:]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
*Laughing my ass off reading this page*

<Picks up FemJesse's ass, dusts it off, hands it to FJ>
You, um, dropped this...
 

[Reply #178 on:]

Aww, you old romantic, SpaceCase. 

[Reply #179 on:]

I think the word you're looking for is 'shipper'.

[Reply #180 on:]

ohhh gee FemJesse i havent had time to check this, this thread really moves fast.
well back on topic: this pictures rule sooo much, one day im gonna die from soo many heart attacks but its gonna be from watching such a good work of yours Keep it up 

[Reply #181 on:]

Lilith Builds a Man
By Jesse Tommassello

I want a guy, who puts up with a chase,
Who lets me play so he can pay,
And I can rub it in his face
Make him tall, a bit thin,
But tough all around
Make him smart and his voice
An eloquent sound.

I want a gentleman, so I can kick his ass
Somewhat protective, full of wit and sass
Fun to debate with, full of retort
Not too snotty, a bearable sort.

I want an artist, to teach me the ropes
That would clue me in, if he and I’d elope
Someone who could only aspire to “see”
But can do all my homework and mix my gouache for me.

I want a realist, to keep me on earth,
But someone who would fill me with mirth,
Someone who’s got more hulls than a tanker,
And wouldn’t mind sometimes being my anchor.

I want someone that would make a great lover,
Who’d watch me closely, from over his cover,
Who could relax, yet remain somewhat wary
And let me spoon him if my legs were hairy.

I want a man, who would make a good father,
If it’s not all the way, why even bother
Dating is auditioning, and that he’d understand
That is something I would want in a man.

I want a guy that would really commit,
Especially if he put up well with my shit,
Who wouldn’t look twice to throw away his life,
And get down on one knee and make me his wife.

I want a guy that will always be chasing,
We’d have a meet and compete,
And keep my heart racing,
Make me lose, make him win,
I’ll feel like I’m found
We’d restart the routine,
The chasing around.

(Lilith is promptly ejected from the garden of Eden with this attitude and is replaced by Eve.)

[Reply #182 on:]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
Oh here it is:

[evan]
FemJesse: I eat babies and kick the elderly
FemJesse: eh?
Evan: do you need me to check your body for any traces of evil?
Evan: i'm sorry...it was a bad line. I apologize
FemJesse: Wow, that was so bad I didn't even get it.
Evan: i know...i tried to make it up on the spot
FemJesse: Your wit has failed to impress me
FemJesse: You are demoted to "Australian"
Evan: non-metophorically, it means "would you like me to frisk you?" but it sorta bombed half-way through delievery
Evan: damn!
Evan: I mean, "Damn, mate!"

Whoa Whoa whoa, what's all then? I'm all with the taking of offense! You saying Australian's aren't witty? Sweetheart I'll knock any Yanks socks of with the laughter-cracking, for Christ's sake, my serious flirting is funnier than that (aww I made myself feel bad)

Now you see the way the line should've worked is with a better lead up like:
FemJesse: I eat babies and kick the elderly
FemJesse: eh?
Then me, the witty Australian type would say:
Britz: Perhaps your possessed
Britz: What say you come back to my place and I'll check your body for the mark of Satan?

Now that's funny, shit I crack me up, if you wanna accuse a country of not being funny, go with the French, nowadays it's alright to stereotype them as anything, and they WERE tre' big fans of Jerry Lewis afterall.

[Reply #183 on:]

No offense Britz, but that was even less funny than Evan.

Here's a quickie!


Originally I was going to draw him chewing off her underpants... or about to bite them from the side.  So I guess the bet was
"I bet I can remove your clothes using only my teeth."   Thought of from a song I heard that parodied LFO's "Summer Girls"

[Reply #184 on:]

hahaha I love that picture jess!!! its hillarious!! It looks like fry is motioning for Leela to immitate him, and put up her arms!!    Great work jess!!! Keep em coming!

[Reply #185 on:]

very nice FJ, and i like that "song"

[Reply #186 on:]

LOL!!! I love that one FemJ Fry has the goofiest look on his face (Drooling no less) it inspired an equally goofy thought
FRY standin alone no one else can be seen. A pair of Leela's panties in his teeth.
LEELA offscreen: Uhhh! Fry they're not the edible kind.
FRY mumbling: Don't care.
I know it's silly but its just what the picture brought to mind.

[Reply #187 on:]

FemJesse, you've brought a smile to my face-
Again.
 

[Reply #188 on:]

Me likes 

[Reply #189 on:]

Cool pics, even cooler "song". I guess the only problem now is to make that guy to go on with you (you didnt sing, what could _you_ do for him, which is a bit unfair  )

[Reply #190 on:]

Another quickie...

... at least he's getting plenty of fiber.

[Reply #191 on:]

very nice FJ 

[Reply #192 on:]

Hahaha!  Both of those last pictures were great Femjesse. You know, I almost would bet that Fry still being Fry, he had a hard time getting poor Leela across their house's threshold.   

[Reply #193 on:]

Those are both pretty funny 

Good work Jesse 

[Reply #194 on:]

Haha, really funny pics and a cool "song".

[Reply #195 on:]

OH WOW!!!  Thank you x a million. It was just a silly thought and you brought it to life wow thank you.               
and the ein ein ein oh man that's priceless

[Reply #196 on:]

YEEEEEEES!   
Tha's so Funnay!!   

I love the new pics.     
Say... since I can't upload any of my pics,
and I have little time as it is, maybe I
could give yous a couple ideas to draw?

I had this idea for a fic that would spawn a
 very interesting pic.   

The fic idea was: Fry has an argue ment
with Leela at PE and storms out of the
room, he turns into the hall, out of
sight, and then trips on his face.
unbeknownst to him he has been thrown
into another dimension! In this dimension
Leela is into Domination, and is married
to Fry. Whip slashing hilarity insues.
But Fry slips through another dimensional
rip and Finds that this Leela is a
submissive type, also married to Fry.
and also that the domination Leela had
followed Fry to the next dimension. The
two Leela's argue over who gets Fry and
eventualy all three accidently find
another dimensional rip! Long story
short Fry Hops from dimension to dimension
picking up alternate Leelas with every stop
until eventualy he's got like 50 of them
surrounding him(Every last one married to
him in their respective dimensions) And he
is freaking out becuase they're all argueing
over who gets him! Eventualy he makes it
back to his own dimension and takes some
time away.. from Leela. But the scene where
he is surrounded by all the different
Leela's all argueing over him would be a
pretty interesting pic, no?   

[Reply #197 on:]

I love them both, just like your art, you're humour's clool! 

[Reply #198 on:]

The Leela sleeping with Fry is sweet. I like me and Bender in that kind of way. can you Jesse Please?

[Reply #199 on:]

Well I know this one has Zero chance of being drawn but the ein ein ein thing triggered another goofy thought. This time were on Leela's side of the screen she's naked but her hands and arms are covering all her bits and bobs so nothing can be seen
Leela as mentioned covering her bits and bobs: Uh... Fry those arn't the edible kind of...
Fry off screen this time: I...don't...care. *EIN EIN EIN EIN EIN*
Sorry it just snuck it's way into my head and wouldn't leave me alone till I got it out in the open, sorry again.
Hey I just saw Freddy Vs Jason wanna know who wins?

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