FemJesse II: The Revenge!

[Reply #120 on:]

FJ shall be conspicously absent!  *Mango* will the popular one!

....for a few weeks.
....maybe.
...or something.

Edit: OMG!  Another totpd?  For *me?* I'm so honored!    

[Reply #121 on:]

Well at least at the end of the day it's money. 

BTW the Amy Kitty is so utterly, utterly, absolutely adorable! 

[Reply #122 on:]

Yeah, awesome Amy-kitty 

[Reply #123 on:]

More cool pic's FemJesse!!   

Edit: Oh WOW im a bending unit
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                

[Reply #124 on:]

Nice kitty pic FemJ.
I am a bit surpirzed to hear you are cranky though, I would think you would be happy to be doing so well as an artist.

[Reply #125 on:]

Its got more to do with the fact that I just had to do a "destructive system recovery" on my computer than anything else.  (Waves goodbye to a lot of her files and cracks out the drivers to all her goodies)

[Reply #126 on:]

My HD crashed six months ago, so I understand where you're coming from.

[Reply #127 on:]

Actually I figured out what I had... it was the NT/Authority virus.  Thank god I talked to someone... I was able to save the book work and some of my fan art.  All else is lost (including my episode and mp3 collections) and I'm spending the night uninstalling Packard Crap and installing my old programs.  Stay away from IRC chat and BitTorrent for a while... this thing just started today and I'm already a part of something.  Its like digital Herpes.   

[Reply #128 on:]

heh, You think you got the virus on IRC? Well, its funny, I have had computers in my house since I was 3 or 4, and I have only confirmed having had one computer virus. I got lucky, as all it did was cause windows to crash from time to time.

[Reply #129 on:]

IRC is evil!!11
(woo a chance to post a cool sticker!)
here we go:



thankyou.

[Reply #130 on:]

Originally posted by Erdrik:
 Wha?! Where Fry and Leela Kitty??
Tell me NoW!!!

Check out FemJesse's old thread FemJesse's stuff  on page 12 of that thread you will find FRY AND LEELA KITTY    while there look throught the rest of her thread for some more of her great art plus more AMY KITTY  the old thread is closed so you will have to go down the line or use your search function I tried to put a link here but it wouldn't work. Sorry 

[Reply #131 on:]

Scheisser. Sorry to hear about your computer stuff. 
Most of my stuff like fan-art stuff and what not, and also my mp3 collection is on a different drive to the core stuff, but still, I worry quite a lot about viruses in general. 

[Reply #132 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tdog:
...  on page 12 of that thread you will find FRY AND LEELA KITTY    ...

Thnx 

[Reply #133 on:]

My pleasure happy to help.

[Reply #134 on:]

@FJ: All else is lost

Too bad!  Now that you have a paying gig (congrats, girl!), get a burner and keep the stuff backed up.

[Reply #135 on:]

I personally can't wait until its published, so you can all make fun of me for the cliché subject matter and wholesome character portrayal.  I'm also referencing "Judge Joe Brown," "Judge Judy," and some other court shows for the 2D simplification of a courtroom setting.  I don't know what the judge should look like, though... the text describes him as "King...(something something something"  so definitely Male... not with the stupid wig thing though.  I might have him glowing like Jesus because of that king thing...  The Gavel is glowing too.  Its a +3 gavel that does 150% to undead!  I'll stop now..

Inspired by Evan, the little naked fairy that sits on my shoulder and whispers dumb pickup lines in my ear.

[Reply #136 on:]

I think the Judge should look like Drinky Crow.

[Reply #137 on:]

HMMMM you seem to have changed your art style a little is this going to be the style you use for your paid gig. I like it.

[Reply #138 on:]

No Tdog, the style will be completely different.  Its a lot more simple with complex coloring like the photoshopped watercolor pictures I did.

I had insomnia and I just had to get this out of my head...
Its Fry and Leela keepin' it real.  Pun definitely intended.


I wonder what they're dreaming about.  Her lip is goin' and his right hand is goin'.  The more of these I draw the more jealous I get of the fictional characters.  I need human interaction =o.O=

[Reply #139 on:]

Let me be the first to say awwwww sweeeeeet I love it.
Insomnia yeah I know how that goes Freddy Vs Jason Starts this weekend more good old fashioned nightmare fuel that I'll be first in line for Insomnia ahoy as for right now G'night (Hopefully) 

[Reply #140 on:]

Really nice pictures Femjesse, one can only hope that all of Leela and Fry's dreams are good ones.

[Reply #141 on:]

nice pics!

[Reply #142 on:]

very good FJ

[Reply #143 on:]

I love that second one, very sweet, especially Leela's expression 

[Reply #144 on:]

Yeah both pics are great.

[Reply #145 on:]

I'll chime in.  I like them both, in very different ways.  Talking smart in the bar, and curled up sleeping together.  [Zoidy]Both good![/Z]

[Reply #146 on:]

Yeah, those rule. Particular the second one. They're just so cute together.

The way Leela holds Fry (almost protective) and smiles, it looks like she's thinking: "He's finally mine, and now I'll never let him go again. Ever!"

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(I can't believe I found this...)
(I really REALLY can't believe I scanned this)

Here's a collage I made for the front of my binder slip three years ago.  Its my ex-boyfriend Jimmy.  He was such a looker, today he looks to be more of a stoner.  Check out my bad anime colored in Paint Shop Pro 4.0...

The baby on his head in the bananas is taken from a short comic called "Kait's Island"  Which is a place where you check all your foriegn fruits, weapons, and clothing at customs.  It was supposed to be "our" baby (gag)  Billy.  At least he's got my blue eyes.  Anyway Kait's island was a safe and fun place to live until Ryan, (the leader of The Island of Men) decided to invade us.  (Think Zapp Brannigan invades nudist commune...) 

Ah well enough of my life story.


Edit:
I think the reason I wanted to show you this was because I really like the way he used to look, and it might be my subliminal reference for my realistic Fry drawings.  Notably some of the first ones, when I was working out what he should look like.


Hah I found another picture of him

[Reply #148 on:]

wow is that your prom dress? it's really pretty. It looks like the same color mine was.

[Reply #149 on:]

That was my junior prom dress... my senior one...
was rennaisance.

The red black and white one in the corner.

[Reply #150 on:]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
Inspired by Evan, the little naked fairy that sits on my shoulder and whispers dumb pickup lines in my ear.

lol, did he really use that pickup line? If so he must have been really wasted at the time.

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:

I wonder what they're dreaming about.  Her lip is goin' and his right hand is goin'.  The more of these I draw the more jealous I get of the fictional characters.  I need human interaction =o.O=

I can see why your jealous. Your picture is as good as the time Fry and Leela seem to be having in the picture.     The only pic you have done were they seem to be having an even better time is the one on The Leela Zone. You know the one. Anyway nice pics esp. the second one. I hope you continue to make more nice pics for us whenever your taking a break from the paid project.

[Reply #151 on:]

what exactly was the pickup line Fry used?

[Reply #152 on:]

This one?


That's gotta be one of my first fanarts, and I did it on an L3.  I was so proud and showed all my friends.

... and that my friends is how people spontaneously combust.

The pickup line?  Ask Evan.  It was so lame I forgot what it was.

[Reply #153 on:]

oh yea, thats the one alright.
Edit:
 

Originally posted by *Venus*:
what exactly was the pickup line Fry used?

I thought that "I'll take whatever I can get" was the pickup line, but when something is inspired by Evan who knows.

[Reply #154 on:]

Oh here it is:

[evan]
FemJesse: I eat babies and kick the elderly
FemJesse: eh?
Evan: do you need me to check your body for any traces of evil?
Evan: i'm sorry...it was a bad line. I apologize
FemJesse: Wow, that was so bad I didn't even get it.
Evan: i know...i tried to make it up on the spot
FemJesse: Your wit has failed to impress me
FemJesse: You are demoted to "Australian"
Evan: non-metophorically, it means "would you like me to frisk you?" but it sorta bombed half-way through delievery
Evan: damn!
Evan: I mean, "Damn, mate!"
FemJesse: I thought you were offering to perform cardiac surgery or something.
Evan: eh, whatever I can get is fine...
Evan: aw...i just made myself look pathetic
Evan: :'(
FemJesse: Pathetic in a Fry kinda way
FemJesse: Don't do it again or I'll be forced to rape you.
Evan: is that a good thing?
Evan: aw...that would be a shame
FemJesse: yes.  yes it would.
FemJesse: Hey Evan I think you just wrote a cute short.
FemJesse: involuntarily
Evan: What is the cute short?
FemJesse: Leela:  Was that a pickup line?  I thought you were offering to perform cardiac surgery.
FemJesse: Fry:  Whatever I can get is fine...
Evan: mmm....ventricles
FemJesse: Bender can say that. [/evan]

Fortunately... I don't take all suggestions:

[levon]
levonlikesmetal: like hardcore futurama porn
FemJesse: I could have one of those cheezy star things over her crotch
levonlikesmetal: no
levonlikesmetal: i wanna see lots of labia majora!
FemJesse: of course you would
levonlikesmetal: and perhaps some clitoris
FemJesse: clit is easy
levonlikesmetal: on second thought just draw a huge vagina
FemJesse: that takes up the whole page
FemJesse: no...
levonlikesmetal: yea
levonlikesmetal: a huge gaping vagina
levonlikesmetal: that looks like it could swallow you whole
FemJesse: with legs?
FemJesse: like little ones?
levonlikesmetal: coming out of the vagina
levonlikesmetal: it will look like it swallowed somone
levonlikesmetal: then have another panel with it belching
FemJesse: why don't you do that?
levonlikesmetal: not my style
FemJesse: not mine either
FemJesse: well that idea died. [/levon]

[Reply #155 on:]

Whats so sad about that is it seems he was really putting effort into those wasted words.

Edit: On second thought a good pic come out of it so it was not a total waste. Now what the other guy said was shockingly bold and perverted.

Edit 2: sorry about the mix up with Evan an the Levon guy. I thought it was just Evan after he changed his name.

[Reply #156 on:]

no that's LEVON not Evan.  notice the change in names.  Its a completely different person.  A completely perverted person.

[Reply #157 on:]

Heh, evan sounds like a jerk and he's ugly tooIMO.

[Reply #158 on:]

That's it, Jesse. I'm no longer inspiring you for anything! Hear that, anything!

I hate you all.

[Reply #159 on:]

Evan has inspired me with his words of hatred.