VelourFog
Space Pope
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[START OF EDIT BY MARC] Sorry for abusing your post Velour, but i think its quite usefull to have a summary of the last page at the top of the next, your text is below that: ----------------------------------------- One day Kif went into a special shop to buy something special for amy. Once he realized that he didn't have enough money to buy it. So he went to a soup kitchen and drowned himself in a bowl of chicken soup which tasted very much like Neptunian slug. But then it happened, Kif went and complained to the manager. The manager said "Oh! A complainer huh!" Then he went and got his shrinker and pointed it at Kif. Then Kif looked at him and said "Not in the face!" So the manager aimed it at the guy standing next to him. However, he happened to be Zapp Brannigan! Zapp was just back from his victory over the Chicken-Men of Sandurz-11. When he saw the gun aimed at him, Zapp farted in nervousness, which was also his secret weapon unknown to his enemies. Zapp then tried holding Kif in front of him as a shield. Kif sighed, and somehow kicked Zapp in Little Zapp, causing him to double over in pain and whimper like a little schoolgirl. Kif took pity on him, and picked him back up on to his feet and said "Its ok, lets be frinds". So Zapp said "hats it you are going to Jail". And then Zap found the nearest peace officer (who happened to be a chick) and said "I find the most errotic part of the woman is the boobies". The she "Why thank you." And Zapp then said If I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance around?" The officer then hit Zapp with her strappy high heel. It turns out she was really a stripper that Zapp went to highscool with. So then Zapp told her about his slaughter of the Lilliputians of the mini-galaxy. When suddenly, Fry asked, "how did i get here?" The stripper who was named Sweet Fanny Adams, took a look at Fry and said "you did it all wrong kryten". And Fry says, "My name's not Kryten", and he gets smacked by the Velour Fog because he is still not doing it right. Kif then uses the oppurtunity to escape, and runs down the street screaming. Zapp, Fry, and the stripper decide to go for a jaunty stroll in the park. On the way to the park they saw a huge meteor made of garbage plummeting owards the earth. Zapp then announced that Kif was now in charge. Zapp ran away screaming like a little girl leaving Kif and Fry to warn the rest of NNYC of the impending doom. Kif and Fry decide that the first person to be told should be... ----------------------------------------- [END OF EDIT BY MARC]
Leela. Kif was telling her all about what Zapp had been doing, until, finally....
[This message has been edited by [-mArc-] (edited March 26, 2001).]
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Nixon+Morbo~???
Starship Captain
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Originally posted by VelourFog: <note to boys. stop being so dumb, if you are gonna play do it right. nixorbo, no posting 2x in a row>
Sorry, posted and then noticed that there were two storylines, so I felt the need to explain that away . . .anyway, ------------------ Sometimes I think the surest proof that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson [This message has been edited by Nixon+Morbo=??? (edited March 26, 2001).]
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iZac
Crustacean
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beat gumburcules in a fight!" so they run off to find this legendary gumburcules and...
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Triple H
Crustacean
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...Prof. Farnsworth. Who then
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[-mArc-]
Administrator
Liquid Emperor
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*slaps Triple H* dont just end any sentence, but the one above! So Fry and bender Prof. Farnsworth. ??? Go to the nearest bar Prof. Farnsworth. ??? I propose we start over at rach_the_tall:..decided that indeed, it was a very silly idea. So Fry and bender..
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Femputer
Crustacean
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...gets Kif Drunk, and Bender + Fry steal Kifs personal posessions. Kif wakes up and...
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Femputer
Crustacean
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..where cries out loud and screams, which is really rather annoying, (same old Kif).Then...
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Femputer
Crustacean
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...He cries out help but the planet express just zooms back (as it has been taken over by evil blood sucking aliens). Afterwards...
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Femputer
Crustacean
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...found a lost penguin, who knew the way back home. So Kif...
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