This post contains no useful information. Just like all the others in this thread.
I completely disagree. The question posed by this thread may be of relevance to someone in the present or in the future. I inadvertently necro'd this thread whilst searching for one about the X-Files.... however, being of sufficient proficiency to produce the goods desired by the thread creator, I offered my services to create such products. The product itself could be of quite substantial usage to other people, so my posting was both relevant and helpful to some degree.