Futurama: make big bucks now!!

MAKE EZ AND FAST CASH, NO JOKE, JUST READ!!!!!
: MAKE MONEY FAST!!!!!! IT WORKS!!!!!!!
: IT'S SIMPLE AND IT'S LEGAL!!!!!!! I found this on
: a bulletin board and decided to try it a little
: while back, I was browsing through news groups
: just as you are right now and came across a
: article similar to this saying that you could
: make thousands of dollars within weeks with only
: an initial investment of $6.00!! So, I thought
: yeah right. This must be a scam, but like most of
: us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it
: said that you send one dollar to each of the six
: names and addresses stated in the article. You
: then delete the first address and change the
: numbers. ( 2 becomes 1, 3 becomes 2, etc.)
: place your own name and address on the bottom of
: the list at number 6 and post the article to at
: least 200 newsgroups. (there are thousands) No
: catch that was it. Therefore, after talking to a
: few people and thinking it over I decided to try
: it. What do I have to lose except 6 stamps and
: $6.00 right? Then I invested the measly six
: dollars. WELL GUESS WHAT!!! Within 7 days, I
: started getting money in the mail!!! I was
: shocked. I thought it was going to stop but it
: just kept coming. In my first week, I made
: $25.00. By the end of the second week, I had
: $900.00. In the end of the third week, I made
: $5,000.00!!! It's still growing right now.
: This is now my fourth week and I have made a
: total of just over $38,000.00! Moreover, it's
: still coming in rapidly. This is certainly worth
: $6.00 and 6 stamps. I have spent more than that
: on the lottery!! Let me tell you how this works
: and most importantly why it works…Also make sure
: that you print a copy of this article NOW so you
: can get the information off of it as you
: need it. I promise you that if you follow the
: directions exactly, that you will start making
: more money than you possibly thought just by
: doing something so easy!! SUGGESTION: READ THIS
: ENTIRE MESSAGE CAREFULLY (Print it out or down
: load it) Follow the simple directions and watch
: the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And
: your investment is only $6.00 (plus postage)
: IMPORTANT: This is not a rip off; it is not
: indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually
: no risk - it really works!!!!! If all of the
: following instructions are adhered to, you will
: receive extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE:
: please follow these directions exactly and
: $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days.
: This program remains successful because of the
: honesty and integrity of the participants. Please
: continue its success by carefully adhering to the
: instructions. You will now become a part of the
: mail order business. In this business, your
: product is not solid and tangible, it's a
: service. You are in the business of developing a
: mailing list. Many large corporations are happy
: to pay big bucks for quality list. However, the
: money made from the mailing list is secondary to
: the income, which is made from people like you
: and me asking to be included to that list. Here
: are the four steps to success: STEP 1: Get 6
: separate pieces of paper write the following on
: each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR
: MAILING LIST." Now get 6 us 1dollar bills and
: place ONE inside EACH of the six pieces of paper
: so the bill will not be seen through the envelope
: to prevent thievery. Next, place one paper in
: each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. MAKE SURE
: THERE ARE ENOUGH STAMPS ON YOUR ENVELOPES. You
: should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each
: with a piece of paper stating the above phrase
: your name and address and a $1.00 bill. What you
: are doing is creating a service. THIS IS
: ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate
: service and you are paying for it! Like most of
: us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried
: about the legal aspects of it all. So, I checked
: it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-
: 2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed
: legal!!!!! Mail the six envelopes to the
: following addresses
#1)Mark Finch
: 4909 S. Cherry Ave. Tucson, AZ 8706
#2)Andrew
: Bunn 149 Peregrine Way Divide, Co 80814
#3)James
: Sampson 2425 Atkinson, Detroit Mi, 48206
#4)Terry
: Wright 18455 Wildemere, Detroit Mi,48221
#5)Ryan
: Molinski 1437 Jefferson Ave. Winnipeg,MB,CA R2P0R5
#6)Eddie
:Wright 1236 W.Spurgeon Fort Worth Texas, 76115

: STEP 2:Now take the #1 name off the list that you see
: above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5
: becomes 4, etc…) and add YOUR name as number 6 on
: the list. STEP 3: Change anything you need to but
: try to keep this article as original as possible.
: Now post your amended article to at least 200
: news groups. ( I think there are 24,000 groups)
: All you need is 200, but remember, the more you
: post , the more money you make!** EVERYBODY
: AROUND THE WORLD CAN DO THIS BUT REMEMBER TO PUT
: ENOUGH STAMPS ON YOUR ENVELOPES!!!!** This is
: perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to
: title 18 sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery
: laws. Keep a copy of these steps for your self
: and whenever you need money, you can use it again
: and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program
: remains successful because of the honesty and
: integrity of the participants and by carefully
: adhering to the directions. Look at it this way,
: if you are of integrity, the program will
: continue and the money that so many others have
: received will come your way. NOTE: You may want
: to retain every name and address sent to you, on
: either a computer or a hard copy and keep the
: notes people sent you. This verifies that you are
: truly providing a service. (Remember to wrap
: the $1 bill in the note to prevent mail theft.)
: So, as each post is downloaded and the directions
: carefully followed, six members will be
: reimbursed for their participation as a list
: developer with one dollar each. Your name will
: move up the list geometrically so that when your
: name reaches the #1 spot you will be receiving
: thousands of dollars in CASH!!!!! What an
: opportunity for only $6.00 ($1 for each of the
: six people listed above) Send it now, add your
: own name to the list and you're in business!
: DIRECTIONS: HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS STEP 1:
: You do not need to retype this entire letter to
: do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at
: the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor
: to the bottom of this document, and select "copy"
: from the edit menu. This will copy the entire
: letter into the computer's memory. STEP 2: Open a
: blank notepad file and place your cursor at the
: top of the blank page. From the edit menu,
: select "paste." This will paste the copy of the
: letter into notepad so you can add your name to
: the list. STEP 3: Save your new notepad file as
: a .txt file. If you want to do your postings
: in different settings , you'll always have this
: file to come back to. STEP 4: Use Netscape and
: Internet Explorer and try searching for various
: news groups (on-line forums, message boards,
: chat sites, discussions.) STEP 5: Visit these
: message boards and post this article as a new
: message by highlighting the text of this letter
: and selecting "paste" from the edit menu. Fill in
: the subject, this will be the header that
: everyone sees as they scroll through the list of
: postings in a particular group, click the post
: message button. You're done with the first
: one! CONGRATULATIONS,…THAT'S IT! All you have to
: do is jump to different news groups and post
: away, after you get the hang of it, it will take
: 30 seconds for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE
: MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN (MESSAGE BOARDS
: ETC.) THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE
: TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200. That's it! You will
: begin receiving money from around the world
: within days! You may eventually want to rent a
: P.O. Box due to the large amount of mail you will
: receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can
: invent a name to use as long as the postman
: will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE THE ADDRESS IS
: CORRECT** Let me break it down, say I receive
: only 5 replies, so then I made $5 with my name at
: #6 on the letter. Now each of the 5 persons
: who just sent me $1 made the MINIMUM 200
: postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5
: people respond to the original 5 people. That is
: another $25 for me. Now those 25 people make the
: MINIMUM 200 post with my name at number 4 and
: only 5 replies each, I will make $125. Now, those
: 125 people post the MINIMUM 200 postings with my
: name at #3 and only get 5 replies each, I will
: make an additional $626! Ok, now here's the fun
: part each of those 625 people post a MINIMUM 200
: with my name at #2 ant they only get 5 replies
: that just made me $3,125!!! Those 3125 people
: send a MINIMUM 200 postings and they only get 5
: replies each with my name at #1, I will receive
: $15,625!!! With an original investment of $6!!!!
: AMAZING!!!! . When your name is no longer on the
: list, you just take the latest postings in the
: news groups and send out another $6 to names on
: the list putting yourself at #6 and start posting
: again. Thousands of people are joining the
: internet each day and they are reading articles
: like these just as you are right now. So this can
: never be played out just keep it going and you
: can make tons of money too!!!! Please try it now
: and make big bucks in a few short weeks!!!!!!