« on: 09-23-2013 18:20 »
Do not adjust your internet! This is a test for the Fanfic Preview Broadcast System!* *This is only a preview to a fanfic that's coming in Christmas/New Years.* (this is NOT an idea thread!)*
This one is called "Hermes and Bender's French-Ellent Adventure".* Or maybe it should be called, "Not So Last Tango In Paris".* Let me know what title you think would be best!* So look for this one and The Scruff-Session coming around the holidays!
Out on the Planet Express balcony, Hermes is crying his eyes out.* Bender is inside.
Hermes (sobbing):* Sweet Yamahas of The Bahamas!*
Looking down, Hermes has a picture of Dwight.
Hermes (crying): Oh, Dwight.* (sobs)* I never should have let you go to Paris!* (sobs)* I failed you.* I failed as a husband, father, and a beuracrat!* (cries)* You were supposed to take my place when I retire.
Bender:* Psst!* Hey, Hermes!* Come here!* *Got something to show you.
Hermes (walking inside):* I am in no mood for your playing and schemes!
Bender:* It's not what you think.* * I know a way to get Cubert and Dwight back.
Hermes:* Leave me alone. (sobs)* Can't you understand how I feel right now....(cries)
Bender:* *Since the police aren't going to help us, we're going to have to take matters into our own hands!
Hermes:* How would you feel if that were Ben out there?
Bender:* Hear me out.* Let me tell you my plan.* *Believe me, I know how stupid policemen are...
Hermes:* Only because you have no respect for authority.
Bender:* True that.* You and I are going to go to Paris and get Cubert and Dwight back ourselves!
Hermes:* Are you crazy!* We don't know our way around....
Bender:* Hello?* Remember what I said to that French loser over the phone?* *I have a particular set of ass-kicking skills?
Hermes:* Well, it has been a while since we had an adventure together.....
Bender:* Why not have another one?* We went to Mexico, I got you robot parts....after all Fry and Leela are on a double date with Kiff and Amy.*
Hermes:* All right.* That settles it!* I'll go with you.
Bender:* Awesome baby!* Besides it'll be good to go to a mission without those losers Fry and Leela.* *And what they don't know can't hurt them.
Hermes:* They won't be back for a while.* Let's go to Paris!
Bender:* Now you're talking!* *You ain't going to get nowhere by sitting around and crying.* And that's a very Zoidberg thing to do.* He's the last loser you want to be like?* You don't want to be Zoidberg?* Do you?
Hermes:* Absolutely not!* *
Bender:* Let go on the ship to Paris and kick some Pepe Le Pau ass!*
Hermes:* Hope Fry don't get jealous.
Bender:* I prefer him to you!
Hermes and Bender both board the PE Ship and go to Paris.
And now The Scruff-Session. Didn't do this one because I wanted to write Dead Noise instead.
VO: Once upon a time at a yardsale....
Scruffy (picks up box): This could help me clean better.
VO: Is this box what is seems?
Leela: This place is a mess...
Bender: What is this, Hoarders?
Amy: Spluck! Scruffy! Why aren't you cleaning?
Scruffy: I feel funny...
VO: They find out soon enough.
Zoidberg (looking down Scruffy's throat and sees a spider): AAAHHHH!!!! GROSS!!!! (vomits)
VO: What exactly is this box that has possessed Scruffy?
Fry: Scruffy will you please pass the potatoes?
Scruffy stabs Fry in the hand.
Bender: When did Luca Brassi get in here?
VO: More choas ensues....
Farnsworth: It's from the planet Spidertopia! You must kill the head spider to restore Scruffy!
Fry: SPIDERS?!?!?!? AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Nothing is going to prepare you for....
Then a scene shows Scruffy posessed walking down a street amidst all the chaos surrounding him. Burned down buildings, crashed hovercars, and broken transportation tubes.
Coming in either late Decemeber or early Janurary!