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stum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #240 on: 10-18-2013 22:47 »

No, but do you really want me to die? Seriously?
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #241 on: 10-18-2013 22:48 »

Of course not, Stum. Of course not. shifty
stum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #242 on: 10-18-2013 22:49 »

No, but DO YOU?
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #243 on: 10-18-2013 22:49 »

Of course not, Stum. Of course not. shifty
stum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #244 on: 10-18-2013 22:50 »

But outside of joking, do you really want me to die?
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #245 on: 10-18-2013 22:50 »

"Cartoonlover Hits Stum Over the head with a DVD Player"

Cartoonlover grows tired of Stum's constant spamming and hits him in the head with that DVD player she mentioned.
stum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #246 on: 10-18-2013 22:53 »

But really, do you want me to die? frown
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #247 on: 10-18-2013 22:56 »

"Cartoonlover Hits Stum Over the head with a DVD Player"

Cartoonlover grows tired of Stum's constant spamming and hits him in the head with that DVD player she mentioned.

Oh my god, that will be my favorite episode ever.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #248 on: 10-19-2013 02:21 »

"MRM Beats LMP and Cartoonlover with his X-Tra Large Oar"
After realizing how sad LMP and Cartoonlover had made poor old Stum, MRM whipped out his X-tra large Spankin' Oar (Now with Spikes!) and began beating the duo until they became relatively deceased.
MeatablePie

Professor
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« Reply #249 on: 10-19-2013 04:03 »

"MP invites MRM for some "hot coffee""

yes.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #250 on: 10-19-2013 06:28 »
« Last Edit on: 10-19-2013 06:52 »

"LMP Looks at Meatable Pie Like This"

Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #251 on: 10-19-2013 09:45 »

But really, do you want me to die? frown

Yeesh stum, nobody wants you to die, we just want you to stop fucking spamming. For example, making FIVE SEPARATE POSTS asking if we want you to die. no no

Everybody else - you guys realise this thread is called "Create Terrible Futurama Episodes Here," right? Not "create episodes of a non-existent show starring PEELers?" The whole thing of inserting PEELers into the occasional episode was funny at first, but it ran its course a few pages ago. Maybe give it a rest for now before another thread gets locked for basically becoming a chat room?
UnrealLegend

Urban Legend
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« Reply #252 on: 10-19-2013 10:18 »

Beamer becomes a cop

Erm... sorry. Ahem:

The Janitor Who Loved Me

Bender robs a high security bank with the help of a criminal squad he organised during the events of "Amy Eats Wikipedia". After proudly announcing his success to his co-workers, it's revealed that Scruffy's real name is "Gerald Scruffworth" and he's actually an undercover government agent who was put in Planet Express in order to monitor the Professor's unethical experiments. Turning the incriminating evidence in to his superior officers, Scruffy is then tasked with convincing Bender to return the funds to the bank without him realising what he's actually doing.

But then he decides to beat off to the latest issue of "Petunia and The Zookeeper Get Nasty" instead.
MeatablePie

Professor
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« Reply #253 on: 10-19-2013 15:34 »

"MP Looks at LMP Like This"

Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #254 on: 10-19-2013 16:52 »

"LMP Walks Away"

No, MeatablePie. No. no no

"Leela, Bender, Amy, Zoidberg, Hermes, and Professor Farnsworth Make a Sixsome"

Leela, Bender, Amy, Zoidberg, Hermes, and Professor Farnsworth have one big sexual relationship, making Fry feel left out. He and Scruffy then become friends with benefits.
Destroyer334545

Bending Unit
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« Reply #255 on: 10-19-2013 18:23 »

BenderLand
Because there are NO GOOD FUCKING HOMELAND PARODIES!!!! Bender gets the Obedience virus AGAIN going to get free swag, he sees The robot Mafia and says "Fuck it, YOLO!" And gets the virus but fry makes Family Guy "Like the time that... Jokes" and "Time Filler Jokes" While he meets Leela who does too many Painkillers
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #256 on: 10-19-2013 18:31 »

"Space Finale 4000"

Fry gets fired from his job at the Planet Express and gets a job as a delivery boy for a pizza parlor. While making a delivery to Applied Cryogenics, Fry accidentally falls into one of the chambers. He wakes up one thousand years later, only to discover that everyone has been dead for hundreds of years. Meanwhile, back in 3013, Bender bangs the Professor.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #257 on: 10-19-2013 18:35 »

"Space Finale 4000"
I actually really like that episode's title. They should've used that name for one of the finale episodes, to make the series feel full circle, in a sense.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #258 on: 10-19-2013 18:48 »

Yeah, it might have worked well in one of the finales (if it partially took place in the 41st Century, of course tongue).
MeatablePie

Professor
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« Reply #259 on: 10-19-2013 23:07 »
« Last Edit on: 10-19-2013 23:12 »

"Fry Eats a Scorpion Part 2"

Beamer can explain this one, too.
ShinyMetal***

Professor
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« Reply #260 on: 10-19-2013 23:40 »
« Last Edit on: 10-19-2013 23:43 »

"Halloween couples theme,"

Fry and Leela had the idea to dress up as each other. The only problem was that they had no idea how to do it. They then, for no reason, take a walk through the Express and stumble into a random room that they have never seen before. There they found a Halloween switch your faces down to your places machine. They go into the machine and then come out as each other. About a week later, things go horrifically wrong and their personalities start to change into each others. Then everything randomly moves in slow motion and they were too late to make it back into the machine, so they were permanently changed into each other. They then went on living their normal lives.
Destroyer334545

Bending Unit
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« Reply #261 on: 10-20-2013 03:20 »

Orange Planet
Fry, Leela and bender go to a giant orange with Masturbating Orangutang's that throw FUCKING SEMEN ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLANET, and the three get Ass-Raped by Wookies randomly
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #262 on: 10-20-2013 03:40 »

"Hermes Dies"

Hoping for a ratings boost, the producers decide to kill off a main character. Fortunately for them, it looks like no one gives a shit about their decision.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #263 on: 10-21-2013 02:26 »

"Restaurant Madness"

Fry quits his job at the Planet Express after being sexually harassed by Bender. He gets a job as a waiter at TGI Friday, only to be touched in a bad place by his new manager. He tries to sue TGI Friday, but miserably fails because the only lawyer he can get is Amy, who's never even gone to law school. Long story short, he loses the case. Then he moves to Australia and becomes a cop.

Meanwhile, Bender sexually assaults Zoidberg.
Destroyer334545

Bending Unit
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« Reply #264 on: 10-21-2013 21:19 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2013 02:21 »

"Hermes does a Diet"
In this episode of lack-lustre writing and ATHF copying AGAIN! Hermes does a diet that involves parasites killing him (Sadly, not the PL Parasites)

"MOAR ATHF SHIT, FUCK!"
Fry, Bender and Hermes order Dusty Gonzongas the Stripper to "Party" while Leela looks out the window in dissapproval, goes outside and jumps on top fry, then RAPES HIM, FOR GOD'S SAKE! (This is different then the real ATHF episode)
BenderBenderBender!

Poppler
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« Reply #265 on: 10-22-2013 18:44 »

"Fry gets a haircut"

Fry gets fired from Planet Express after he suffers a mental breakdown caused by Nibbler.
He decides to get a 1970s style haircut and everyone laughs at him. He freezes himself for 1 billion years and then he dies. Meanwhile in the year 3300, Bender hijacks the PE ship during his very own Cigar heist. He then crashed on Planet Bender and he is sit on by a Giant Bender. Then in the year 1,000,003,015, Fry's dead body is brought back to life and he finds the colossal metal ass of Mega Bender. Fry bites it and then is blasted in the face with a laser from Lrrr's ship. We see a flashback from the year 3015 where Lrrr travels in time. He kills everyone everywhere. Then we see a flashback to the year 2012 where Mr. Panucci dumps Fry's mother. Fry's mother then kills Panucci and is killed by his new delivery boy, Hermes Conrad. After that Hermes dies, crushed by Leela's rock hard butt. Leela then goes to the Cryogenic Lab and takes Fry's tube to New Jersey. After 987 years Fry's tube magically flies to New New York. The Professor dies. New Jersey attacks Omicron Persei 8 and gets wiped from the face of the Earth. Nixon dies. The end.
Destroyer334545

Bending Unit
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« Reply #266 on: 10-23-2013 00:23 »

"I swear, ATHF episodes are the new SPOTTVOIC on this thread!"
Fry and Bender get a $40 Omicronian antenna, which causes nosebleeds
BenderBenderBender!

Poppler
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« Reply #267 on: 10-23-2013 09:22 »

"Bender gets a load of that"
Bender is walking on the streets of NNYC, when he hears "Get a load of this!"
He sees a blue hedgehog run around and Dr. Eggman. And then Bender got a load of something, probably Crap. Meanwhile Hermes limbos under Fry's dick.
"A fine day for yesterday"
Fry finds a parchment of his magical ass code that was wiped clean by Nibbler. He goes to the year 2000 and lives a normal life. Meanwhile in 3015, The Professor invents an oil lamp.
"It came from Planet Bender"
The PE crew is having a conference when the professor's long range scanner detects a huge trace of hot wings, alcohol and a colossal metal ass.
Flash back to 350 B.C, on Planet Bender, work on Mega Bender has begun.
The planet's massive alcohol and titanium reserves are depleting as new Benders are made to replace dead Benders. A 25 second montage of workforce dying, burps and Mega Bender being completed. In the year 3000, Mega Bender has been completed, and it launches. Fast Forward 15 years and Mega Bender arrives in NNYC, ready to Kill all Humans. Then Nibbler eats it because screw scale.  evil laugh
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #268 on: 10-26-2013 00:20 »

"MRM wonders why this thread exists"
Now, I know I've posted plenty of times in this thread, and yes, I do enjoy posting in here, but isn't this practically a spam thread? I mean, what use is there for thousands of crappy ideas for episodes? I really don't see one. I understand it's mainly for fun, but honestly, I don't think this thread is necessary. What do you guys think? hmpf
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #269 on: 10-26-2013 00:46 »

Hardly any thread is necessary. What's the use for guessing an episode based on visual or written clue or what's the use for thread talking about things that annoy you? It doesn't have to be spammy.

Also:

Episode 178
With a description!
MeatablePie

Professor
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« Reply #270 on: 10-26-2013 19:09 »

"MP tells MRM why this thread exists"

It's for fun.

Okay?

"Leela Dies"

Leela ends up getting shot and killed by space banditos; KurtPikachu cries for weeks on end.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #271 on: 10-26-2013 20:41 »

"All Work and No Play Makes Fry a Dull Boy"

Fry becomes upset when he realizes that he never has time to have any fun because of work. Because of this, he kills himself. Meanwhile, Snoop Dogg's head runs for President.
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #272 on: 10-26-2013 20:42 »

Terrible Episode Fanfiction

After a hard day at work, Fry starts writing purposely terrible fanfiction about All My Curcuits. Bender thinks it's stupid and asks Fry why he's doing it, which causes Fry to get angry and sad, giving up on coming up with terrible episodes. After telling Leela about his new hobby that he's giving up, she encourages him.
To never do it again. So instead, Fry finds that cheating on Leela with Zoidberg is much more fun. Until Leela finds out. Then she pushes him off of a building, but he lands on an inflatable raft. Then, Zoidberg calls it quits with Fry, due to the Professor's dick waiting for him.

(See what happens when you ask questions about this thread, MRM? wink )
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #273 on: 10-26-2013 20:45 »

"Fry Eats a Baby"

Fry eats a baby. Then Zoidberg and Scruffy make out for the remaining 20 minutes of the episode.
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #274 on: 10-26-2013 20:49 »

Fry Kills Zoidberg

The thrilling conclusion to Terrible Episode Fanfiction! After hearing of Zoidberg's affair, Fry kills Zoidberg with Leela's DVD player. The Professor then fires Fry, and goes back to his affair with Amy.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #275 on: 10-26-2013 20:50 »

"The Professor Bans DVD Players"

After realizing that his employees are endangered by Leela and her DVD player, the Professor bans DVD players from the Planet Express.
MeatablePie

Professor
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« Reply #276 on: 10-27-2013 00:28 »

"Fry Eats an Albino Wallaby"

The crew goes to Australia for a delivery and Fry was hungry. He ate a wallaby, and then the rest of the crew was almost-killed by all the things in Australia that wants to kill you.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #277 on: 10-30-2013 00:02 »

"Fry realizes the Meaning of Life"
After licking a substance off of Zoidberg's ass, Fry begins to understand the meaning of life. He tries to explain it to the others, but they dismiss him as stupid, leaving him forever trapped with his knowledge. He decides to remedy this via destroying his brain cells, AKA drinking only beer for the next few hours.
TheBPB11

Starship Captain
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« Reply #278 on: 11-01-2013 06:57 »
« Last Edit on: 11-01-2013 07:12 »

Roberto Steals Charlie Chaplin's Head!
Roberto goes to the Head Museum and steals Charlie Chaplin's head and holds it for 56,000,000,000 dollars.  Nixon being great friends with Chaplin, puts his best man on the job, Zapp Brannigan.  Zapp somehow ends up drinking the Jar Juice and goes back in time to Applied Cryogenics in 1999 and meets Nibbler, who confuses him as "The Other".  Chaos then ensues.

Scruffy finds something confusing
Scruffy visits Leela's parents and starts to believe that he is a sewer mutant when he realizes that he has two career chips in him, which leads him to believe that he is in fact two people (sewer mutant)!  Scruffy then decides it would be okay to swim in the lake.  He jumps in and then grows four new arms under his other arms.  He then realizes that this allows him to do his work faster. Back at PE he can't control his hands and accidentally kills Cubert.  Cubert's last words are "I wish Zoidberg didn't..." and that's all he can manage to say.  Scruffy feels depressed when the Professor fires him, so he goes to work for Mom's Robot Company.  Mom (who developed the chips) tells him that it was a mixup and that's why the sewer mutated him.  The last shot is Scruffy saying "I'll kill that dern professor, mmhhm". He then starts reading "Pornographic Alienoscopies".
MeatablePie

Professor
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« Reply #279 on: 11-02-2013 02:42 »

"Fry Eats An Albino Wallaby: Part II"

The albino wallaby race decides to get revenge on Fry for eating an albino wallaby as they head to NNY and try to kill him. But Fry decapitates each and every albino wallaby with the Finglonger.
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