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Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #200 on: 10-15-2013 00:30 »

"MRM beats LMP with an oar because his guess in the Pixel Perfect thread was wrong"
After realizing LMP's guess in the Pixel Perfect thread was wrong, MRM whipped out his spankin' oar and promptly beat the hell out of LMP.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #201 on: 10-15-2013 01:52 »

"Hippie Toad Tickles MRM"

Hippie Toad sneaks into MRM's house in the middle of the night and tickles him in a bad place. Meanwhile, Fry gets sexually abused by the Professor.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #202 on: 10-15-2013 02:21 »
« Last Edit on: 10-15-2013 04:43 »

"Meanwhile, The Devil's Overclocked Steamin' Pile Goes Into the Wild Green Yonder "
The SPOVOTTAIC realizes that it is in love with Leela for no apparent reason, and tries to catch her eye by doing spectaculamazing things that only a SPOVOTTAIC can do, such as Blow up an entire dimension, turn Zoidberg beautiful, and uncancel a certain Television Program about a delivery boy's life in the future. However, she is not wooed by any of his actions, and the SPOVOTTAIC decides that the only way to win her heart is to make a deal with the robot devil. He trades one of his turds for one of the devil's turds, which is able to overclock robots. He uses the new Devil turd to overclock Bender in an attempt to win her over, but he miserably fails yet again. He realizes that Leela will never truly love him, and decides to commit suicide by jumping off of the top of the Crapire State Building. He jumps off of the side and hits the ground very painfully, creating a large, brown splat mark on the pavement. After discovering the SPOVOTTAIC killed himself, the Robot Devil goes to where he died and revives him in order to take back his devil turd. However, the SPOVOTTAIC refuses to give it to him, and escapes back to the Planet Express building, where he warns everyone that the Devil is after him, and that they must help him escape. They fly off in the SPOVOTTAIC Express Ship, only to realize that they are being chased by The Nimbus, which the Devil has taken control of. They have a universe-spanning space war that destroys many planets in it's rage. After a while, the SPOVOTTAIC Express ship once again runs out of filth to run on, causing it to come to a complete halt. As they await their doom, Overclocked Bender takes over the Nimbus, and makes it blow itself and all of the people inside up, saving the Crew. The explosion from the Nimbus creates multiple tears in the universe, which cause time to jump back 10 seconds every ten seconds. Overclocked Bender forces it to stop, but accentally freezes the universe in the process. The SPOVOTTAIC and Leela are the only non-frozen individuals, and they spend the next 50 years of their lives trapped in the SPOVOTTAIC Express ship, wishing that someone could save them. Suddenly, the Professor comes out of a blue tunnel that runs at a right angle to the universe, and he reveals that Amy and the SPOVOTTAIC didn't really kill him, they simply transported his soul into another dimension. He tells them that he can set everything back to normal, but that Leela would have to marry the Robot Devil so that He'd forget the whole 'SPOVOTTAIC stealing his turd' thing. They suddenly break into an opera about whether or not Leela should marry him or not, and in the end, they decide that she must. The professor fixes time, and quickly marries the Robot Devil and Leela. Soon after, they get a divorce in Bender's Overclocked head, which causes the Robot Devil to kill himself. Leela decides to marry the SPOVOTTAIC for no apparent reason, and the world is once again at peace.

........The End.
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #203 on: 10-15-2013 02:51 »

Cartoonlover beats MRM with a DVD player because his last post in this thread was too long

It's very self-explanatory.  no no
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #204 on: 10-15-2013 02:55 »

Might I remind you that Futurama is not slapstick, Cartoonlover27? no no
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #205 on: 10-15-2013 02:59 »

"MRM beats Cartoonlover with a bigger, more painful Oar"
After realizing that Cartoonlover hit him with a DVD player, MRM swung out his bigger, scarier spankin' Oar and immediately began physically abusing Cartoonlover.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #206 on: 10-15-2013 03:04 »
« Last Edit on: 10-15-2013 03:09 »

"MRM and Cartoonlover Get Hit By a Car"

While MRM is beating Cartoonlover with an oar, a car driven by a 16-year-old girl who is too busy texting her friends about her slutty life to pay attention to where she is going hits the two of them. Meanwhile, Stum dies.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #207 on: 10-15-2013 03:08 »
« Last Edit on: 10-15-2013 03:10 »

"Lost My Phone is Exorcised"
After deciding that LMP is the most demonic thing on earth, The PEEL elders decided to call an exorcist, who eventually came and rid us of the Devil that is LMP.
....And So, There was finally peace in the Land of PEEL.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #208 on: 10-15-2013 03:10 »

"LMP Assassinates MRM"

After learning that MRM believes in demons, LMP decides that he is insane and must be destroyed.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #209 on: 10-15-2013 03:18 »

"MRM politely Responds"
No, Thank you, Ma'am.

"BrainFry'd"
Fry discovers a forgotten invention that can turn everyone's mind into his own, and after thinking about how much he'd love to talk to himself, he uses it, turning everyone's mind into his. At first he enjoys it, but after a few days, he discovers how annoying he truly is, and slowly goes insane. In a fit of rage, he decides to destroy the machine, which causes all the minds except his to go blank, making everyone zombie-ish. He decides the only way to revert them to their true selves is to teach them how to be themselves; He teaches Bender how to swear, Zoidberg how to spray Ink, and The Professor how to be old. After a while, everyone goes back to normal, and has no memory about any of the events over this episode, except Fry, who vows never to mention it again, as He becomes afraid that if he did, it'd drive all of his friends insane.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #210 on: 10-15-2013 03:29 »

"Fry Goes to the Doctor"

The doctor touches Fry in a bad place. Meanwhile, Leela, Amy, and the Professor makes a threesome. Jealous, Zoidberg starts a sexual relationship with his pillow.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #211 on: 10-15-2013 03:48 »

"Rise of the Living Phobics"
Zoidberg becomes a Hermaphobe, or someone who's afraid of Hermes. Hermes has to be fired, and he decides to become a PlanetExpressaphobe as revenge. He demands the Planet Express be destoryed in order to keep him happy, and the Mayor of New New York quickly abolishes the company. Zoidberg gets very mad at Hermes for ruining his life by ending his job, which makes him get over his Hermaphobia. He sneaks into Hermes' house late one night and tries to assassinate him for ruining his life, but he accidentally wakes up Hermes when he knocks over a sculpture of Kwanza-Bot . They fight each other brutally until both of them pass away. The crew finds their bodies, and attempts to wake them up, but simply can't. They decide to call upon the Grant Midwife, now known as the Grand Reviver, to help them. She reveals that in order to save them, she must turn them gay, so that they love one another and won't kill each other again when they come back from the dead. The crew agrees to this condition, and the Reviver brings them back. The crew convinces the Mayor to let Planet Express return, and everything goes back to normal-except for the fact that Hermes and Zoidberg now have a steamy relationship in the office. flirt
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #212 on: 10-15-2013 03:52 »

"The Crew Goes on Welfare"

The PE crew realizes that they don't have to work to make money. They shut down the Planet Express and apply for welfare. In the 31st Century, it's THAT easy for native residents of Earthica to get welfare! They find themselves with nothing to do, so they pull pranks on Wernstrom.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #213 on: 10-15-2013 04:03 »

"Wernstrom murders Farnsworth"
Tired of being pranked, Wernsteom finally murders Farnsworth. He disposes of his remains in Zoidberg's dumpster, who's owner eventually eats them.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #214 on: 10-15-2013 04:06 »

"The Crew Swears Revenge on Wernstrom"

The crew decides that Wernstrom has gone too far by killing the Professor and nukes his house, taking out all of New New York at the same time. Fry then says, "Oops."

Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #215 on: 10-15-2013 04:09 »

"The Crew repopulates New New York"
In an attempt to save New New York, each Crew member does each other, hoping to quickly and efficiently repopulate the city.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #216 on: 10-15-2013 04:12 »
« Last Edit on: 10-15-2013 04:32 »

"Fry Likes It"

Fry: Hey Leela, do you think we can let Amy into our relationship?
Leela: No.
Fry: Aw...
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #217 on: 10-16-2013 18:50 »

"Amy Sells Fry"

Amy wants to buy a new condominium that is so expensive even she can't afford it. She gets a job at a local drugstore, but still can't afford the condo. She then meets a robot in a dark alley who is looking for organs. She offers to sell Fry to him, and the robot accepts her offer. Amy sneaks into Fry and Bender's apartment. She grabs Fry, who is sleeping, and knocks him out with a pan to make sure he doesn't wake up. She puts him in the trunk of her car and takes him to the robot, who pays Amy $20,000. Now she can afford to buy that condo.
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #218 on: 10-17-2013 01:27 »

"MRM and Cartoonlover Get Hit By a Car"

While MRM is beating Cartoonlover with an oar, a car driven by a 16-year-old girl who is too busy texting her friends about her slutty life to pay attention to where she is going hits the two of them. Meanwhile, Stum dies.

I like this one!
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #219 on: 10-17-2013 01:28 »

I know, right? Which do you like better: the main plot or the subplot?
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #220 on: 10-17-2013 01:29 »

"Meanwhile, Stum Dies"
After seeing how much spam Stum had been posting, MRM finally snapped and brutally murdered Stum using a rusty nail.
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #221 on: 10-17-2013 01:30 »

I know, right? Which do you like better: the main plot or the subplot?

Probably the subplot, as it gets rid of the world's biggest problem-stupid noobs.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #222 on: 10-17-2013 02:03 »

"Homer Simpson Dies"

While on nohomers.net, Fry learns that the producers of The Simpsons are planning on killing off yet another character. After weeks of being advertised, Fox finally airs the episode. The character to be killed off is Homer. Fry is not surprised by this, though, as all of the other members of the Simpson family have already been killed off; it was only a matter of time before it would happen to Homer too.
Box Incorporated

Bending Unit
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« Reply #223 on: 10-17-2013 02:42 »

The Box Regrets

Realizing the amount of God awful episode ideas and jokes to come out of the thread he made, Box Incorporated goes back in time to stop himself from creating the Create Terrible Futurama Episodes Here thread. Things get bad when doing this prevents Stum from ever being born, causing absolutely nothing of consequence too happen whatsoever.

Nibblers Just Wanna Have Fun

Tired of Nibblers crazy space antics, Leela forces Nibbler to join the Popular Slut Club's singing group, to which he becomes a famous pop sensation. Things get wary however when his group members are killed fans and has to get a career in voice acting to survive. Meanwhile, Leela, jealous of Nibblers success, forces the PE crew to join in her made up pop band. Hilarity ensues.

Benderangelo

Bender paints a nude painting of Zoidberg, the crew goes blind and Hermes orgasms.

Balls on the Line

A genital eating alien comes to Earth and eats everyone's genitals except Fry's, leading to an epic race where everyone fights to the death for a transplant of Fry's balls.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #224 on: 10-17-2013 02:49 »

Fryland
After falling out of the Planet Express ship, Fry discovers an island in the middle of the ocean, which he names Fryland. He quickly goes insane while building people made of sand and coconuts there. After a while, the Crew find him there and try to convince him to come home, but Fry resists and throws sand at their eyes. The crew discovers soon after that the sand people Fry made have somehow come to life, and praise Fry as their leader. The crew try to kill the sand people so that Fry will come home, but the Sand People rage war against them and use sand to corrode the PE ship. With no way home, everyone quickly goes insane just as Fry did, and after a while, everyone dies for no apparent reason.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #225 on: 10-17-2013 03:55 »

"Fry's Dick Gets Lost"

While having sex with Leela, Fry's tiny dick gets lost in Leela's vagina. Meanwhile, MRM assassinates Stum.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #226 on: 10-17-2013 04:18 »

"MRM Implodes"
After reading LMP's last 'terrible episode', MRM began to implode in on himself, which ultimately ended in his own gruesome death. Meanwhile, MRM assassinates Stum.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #227 on: 10-17-2013 05:01 »
« Last Edit on: 10-17-2013 05:03 »

"Thanksgiving"

It is Fry's first Thanksgiving in the future, but he is disappointed to learn that turkeys have become extinct. Instead, people eat seagulls. Fry is disgusted by the sight of the cooked seagull, but after trying it, he comes to like it--a lot. In fact, he likes it so much that he swallows the rest of the seagull whole. After that, he begins to feel sick. He throws up on Amy's plate, which causes her to slap him. Fry runs out of PE, embarrassed. He thinks that everyone hates him now and goes to Applied Cryogenics, where he intends to freeze himself for one thousand years. However, all of the chambers have been taken. He then says, "Damn it!" which causes Terry to slap him and say, "You'd better watch your language, boy!". Fry then runs out of AC, embarrassed. He returns to Planet Express, where everyone is watching A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Everyone says, "Happy Thanksgiving, Philip J. Fry!". Fry then admits that he is gay for the Professor, but Leela comes in second place.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #228 on: 10-18-2013 01:29 »

"The Worst Episode Ever"

Fry and Bender are taking a walk around New New York when a 12-year-old tries to mug them at watergunpoint. Fry laughs, but Bender takes the little asshole seriously and kicks his ass. The kid dies almost immediately of blood loss. Fry and Bender hide the his body in Wernstrom's backyard. They then head back to the Planet Express, where everyone becomes suspicious of them. They listen in on Fry and Bender's conversations and eventually hear them talking about the boy Bender killed. They confront Bender about it and ask him why he did it. Bender replies, "It's not my fault you humans are so fragile." The crew decides that destroying the kid's body is a good idea so that the murder can't be traced back to Bender. They sneak into Wernstrom's backyard and try to dig up the body. Wernstrom catches them and chases them through the streets of New New York. They eventually hijack a bus and drive into New Jersey. They then go to the Ocean City Airport and hijack an airplane. Leela flies the plane into the middle of the ocean, and Bender throws the kid's body out the window. Leela then flies the plane back to the airport and lands. They steal a police car and drive to Wildwood, where they stop to eat at Sam's Pizza, the best pizza parlor in the fucking world. Then they go to Cherry Hill Mall, only for Fry to realize that it sucks now and looks nothing like it did in the 20th Century. "There's not even a Taco Bell here anymore!" he says angrily. The crew then goes back to New New York, only to realize that the Planet Express has been stolen. They call the police, who send detectives to the scene. The detectives eventually discover that Wernstrom has stolen the Planet Express and arrest him. The detectives bring the Planet Express building back to its original location. Unfortunately, Farnsworth discovers that Wernstrom has stolen one of his pens. "WERNSTROM!" he says loudly. "Don't worry, Professor, we can get you a new pen." The Professor tells her to shut up and goes to his angry dome. Hermes says, "I've never seen him like this, mon." Fry says, "I'm sure he'll get over it." The Professor returns from his angry dome the next day and says, "Good news, everyone! It turns out I've had my pen the whole time! It was in my pocket!" Fry snickers and whispers to Bender, "What a dumbass." The Professor says, "Look who's talking!" Fry cries and runs home. Bender follows him home and says, "Don't cry, meatbag. I'm sure he didn't mean it." "You really think so?" says Fry, sniffing. "I know so," says Bender. The two then watch TV, but after realizing that nothing good is on, they kill themselves. Meanwhile, Stum dies.
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #229 on: 10-18-2013 02:03 »

They would never go to New Jersey, LMP.  no no
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #230 on: 10-18-2013 03:03 »

And that's why it's a terrible episode!
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #231 on: 10-18-2013 08:18 »

These terrible episodes are terrible.

So, congratulations, I guess.
UnrealLegend

Urban Legend
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« Reply #232 on: 10-18-2013 09:42 »

Sometimes I like to mentally swap Futurama characters with PEELers. The latest episode is called "kmeconciliable Beamendifferences". smile
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #233 on: 10-18-2013 09:45 »

Quiet, UnrealLobstertainment.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #234 on: 10-18-2013 22:11 »

Is my latest episode terrible enough to make me worthy of joining Family Guy's writing staff?
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #235 on: 10-18-2013 22:32 »

Fry Meets His Long Lost Relative

After eating a gas station burrito, Fry looks out the window and notices a man strolling down the street, and realizes it is Peter Griffin, his long lost uncle. " What are you doing here?!" Fry yells excitedly out of the window, but he leans too far, falls out of the window and dies.

Meanwhile, Bender masturbates while wearing the Professor's lab coat, and Leela decides to get a sex change operation.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #236 on: 10-18-2013 22:42 »

"Stum Becomes a Cop"

Stum joins the police force and fights crime. Meanwhile, Stum dies.
stum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #237 on: 10-18-2013 22:43 »

Do you really want me to die?
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #238 on: 10-18-2013 22:44 »
« Last Edit on: 10-18-2013 22:48 »

Of course not, Stum. Of course not. shifty
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #239 on: 10-18-2013 22:46 »
« Last Edit on: 10-18-2013 22:47 »

Of course not, Stum. Of course not.

Pssst...LMP!

I've got a DVD player I haven't broken out yet.   evil laugh
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