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Box Incorporated

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« on: 03-10-2013 03:47 »

Well, you all hate Holidayshootyourselfintheball sandfuckyourassholeCraptacule r and other mediocre episodes like Yo Leela Leela, but what if the show purposely made terrible plots and episodes. Here, post your own funnily and sometimes heinous ideas for terrible Futurama episodes here.

I'll start:

Cool Hand Hube

Feeling old and uncool at his 172nd birthday, Farnsworth decides to do all he can to be cool and hip to the 3013 Demographic, including creating an invention that makes Internet Memes that destroy the universe. Meanwhile, Bender's ass get's a cellphone. Hilarity ensues.

Magic Fry

Fry becomes a male prostitute on the streets on NNY. Very soon, he becomes extremely popular with everyone in town and creates an alien space baby made out of the fluids of the people he had sex with.
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #1 on: 03-10-2013 05:32 »

The crew suddenly hate each other and crash on a planet where an alien removes and then swaps their genders with magic puffs of light for the sake of a 15 second montage.

Wait, hold on...
Sof

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« Reply #2 on: 03-10-2013 07:26 »

Hey! I really love this kind of games and I must the only one who thinks that Magic Fry sounds like a fun idea (I said fun,not a good idea :/)

and actually everything that I write about Futurama (yeah I've done fanfics) is a bad idea,ok now I'm gonna be serious and do something really really awful,so,here we go:

"Born to be Witless": After a clumsy accident with the T.V, Fry is fired and finds a new job in a pets store,where he becomes closer and worries a lot abut animals. So he free them and becomes a kind of Tarzan.

"You can't Zapp him": Tired of being humillated because his wieght ,Zapp starts to train and gets a half time job as wrestler but he is pretty bad,so Fry and Bender become his coaches.

"Finding Zoidberg": Zoidberg gets lost and funny stuff happens...yeah is all.

Eternium

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« Reply #3 on: 03-10-2013 09:49 »

'Planet Leela': A giant comet reaches for earth, then it strikes. There were no survivors, except(of course) leela. She was in space were she met another cyclops in a club. Together they repopulate earth with cyclopses.

'The box, the alien, and the crew': the crew is hired to make a delivery to some weird planet, to make sure the package the deliver is save Amy has to swallow it. Too less nimbus takes them and Amy is suddenly pregnant. She gets her baby(she already was 9months or so, nobody really saw it back then). The baby looks like zapp! Kif mad, zapp doing weird stuff, next morning: amy screem, baby has suddenly changed into fry-next day: bender-nextday: kif and so forth the circle round. Leela reminds of the package and they go deliver it. The package was an form changing alien who took sperm and changes form with that. They deliver te baby, weird stuff happens.
(This was actually a really weird futurama dream of mines)
Anna3000

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« Reply #4 on: 03-10-2013 19:32 »

UnrealLegend, I really hated Neutopia, too, in fact it's the only episode I didn't want to even finish, so I immediately thought that too upon seeing this thread  big grin

"Nibblonian Unchained": With the help of a Leela, who has taken up the side job of bounty hunting, Nibbler sets out to rescue fellow Nibblonian, Lieutenant Loveydovey, from the exotic pet trade.

"Saving Captain Brannigan": After once again leading his troops on a suicide mission, Zapp Brannigan is stranded on an enemy planet. When the DOOP pays the Professor to send  crew to rescue the lost captain, Leela is forced to spend a lot of time with the Velour Fog...however, she never planned on falling in love with him!

"The Bot-father": Through contrived circumstances, Ben Vending regains his memories of Bender as his father; however, Bender has impregnated Donbot's daughter, Bella, causing the Robot Mafia to target Bender and his son. Hijinks ensue in another Mafia-centered episode!
Eternium

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« Reply #5 on: 03-10-2013 20:46 »

Am I the only one who thinks Neutopia was a great episode? Only leela was a bit un-funny in the ep, but the whole story idead made up for that(in my opinion). I guess we're just to different ^^
Sof

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« Reply #6 on: 03-10-2013 21:14 »

I agree with Eternium, I also feel like the only who enjoys this episode, I mean can be a slow episode but they had a good idea . I think they lost the opportunity for make something more interesting than only "Girls vs Guys" thing.

Also I really enjoy the rule 63 stuff and...come on! Fem!Fry is such a cutie! big grin
Eternium

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« Reply #7 on: 03-10-2013 21:23 »

Also I really enjoy the rule 63 stuff and...come on! Fem!Fry is such a cutie! big grin
Why else would girly fry be my av? big grin
Anna3000

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« Reply #8 on: 03-11-2013 02:10 »

Eternium and Sof, I believe your opinions were actually in the majority about that episode. I think it was pretty well-liked by most people; I just thought it featured a lot of very out of character behavior and that the "battle of the sexes" theme is very outdated and tiresome.

Ah well, just a difference of opinion  smile
Quantum Neutrino Field

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« Reply #9 on: 03-11-2013 11:10 »

For me, it seems like majority didn't like Neutopia. But I have no strong feelings one way or another about it.

"Good News from Professor": PE crew is introduced at the beginning: they're back in business! Also it's xmas and everybody is singing all the time. Kif realises how enjoyable it is to work for Zapp Brannigan.
Box Incorporated

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« Reply #10 on: 03-12-2013 02:33 »

Future Guy

In an entirely flash animated episode, the entire cast is reincarnated as a typical cartoon family sitcom written by Seth Macfarlane. After we see Stewie Nibbler get anally raped by Bender the Dog, the other 21 minutes of the episode is just Peter Fry fighting a Giant Chicken while Conway Twitty plays in the background. The episode ends with a giant live action Seth Macfarlane flying towards Earth and destroying it.

Amy's Sexy New Penis

Feeling insecure about herself or some crap, Amy gets a sex change operation and cheats on Kif again with Zapp Brannigan to show she's dominant or something. Meanwhile, Leela get's raped in the NNY Central Park Zoo and Fry orgasms. Hilarity ensues.

Zoidberg Goes From Dumps to Riches

Zoidberg's best friend and home, Dumpster, narrates to the audience about how he went from being the best Dumpster in the world in medieval times to Zoidberg's Dumpster, with Futurama characters playing different characters in history. Meanwhile, Leela dumps Fry again for absolutely no reason whatsoever. It's also revealed that Zoidberg's actually part Yeti, Hermes is a furry, and that the entire show is just Fry's pot induced dream. Special Guest Star: Justin Bieber as ''Zoidberg's Dumpster''.

The Futurama Holiday Spectacular #2

Fuck off.
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #11 on: 03-12-2013 06:29 »

The 1000 Year Itch

This shows the inner struggle of Fry while he attempts to itch himself while frozen. He ends up going nowhere.

The Professor's Hemorrhoid

The Professor has a rather nasty hemorrhoid, so he must sit on a special, ass-molded chair for twenty minutes while you listen to him rant about young people.
Benderino

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« Reply #12 on: 03-16-2013 09:38 »

Fry is why.

We discover how fry was really frozen, from the pizza boxes point of view, a lot of it involves watching fry for 1000 years.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #13 on: 03-16-2013 16:51 »

The pizza wasn't even there for the full 1000 years. laff
Eternium

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« Reply #14 on: 03-16-2013 17:16 »

Also, the pizza was hAlf eaten by Fry. TRICE that would be an awkward story laff
MeatablePie

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« Reply #15 on: 06-08-2013 13:16 »
« Last Edit on: 06-08-2013 13:18 »

The Silver Knight Rises

Bender decides to become a superhero once again where he saves NNYC while looting other people without them noticing. Then Bender decides to blow up NNYC. The crew then tries to stop him.

Yo Leela Leela 2

k.
HIGHasFRY

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« Reply #16 on: 07-20-2013 06:16 »

1984 parody, except it is called 2984-
The planet express crew is detained upon making a delivery to the neutral home world, and forced to be neutral.  Fry and Leela get their hair dyed blond, and are put in miserable office jobs.  Meanwhile Bender is reprogrammed to be a "neutralizer".  Fry and Leela try to escape, get benders program back from the contraband office, and make their way back to the ship that is now rechristened the "Intermediate Velocity Delivery Ship".  New Bender  sees them as a threat and tries to neutralize the two of them.  While Fry and Leela are in fear for their life Bender is really just trying to make them neutral in personality.


Hippocratic Oath-
John Zoidberg wanting better things for himself leaves planet express and practices as
a physician elsewhere

Zoidberg gets a job as a medical doctor for aliens and gets paid well like a doctor should.
The crew wanting him back because no other doctor is
foolhardy enough to take on the crews ailments

Meanwhile the crew hires a new staff physician, but he doesn't stay long
because the staff uses him an emotional lightning rod, the pay is lousy and the
injuries the delivery crew come back with are too grotesque for him to bear.

This is the same for multiple doctors that come and go

The crew realizes they need Zoidberg back and they try and convince him to return
He says no for obvious reasons

The crew then plots to have Zoidbergs good reputation a a fantastic alien doctor soiled so that no one will hire him... except planet express.  Hilarity ensues!

I've got more crap coming just you wait!!
Unit42

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« Reply #17 on: 07-20-2013 07:44 »

Wi-Fry'd:

Fry develops the ability to transmit a wi-fi signal that causes all robots to use him as an access point.  Meanwhile, a bunch of retro 2000-something yuppies mistake him for a coffee shop.
Inquisitor Hein
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« Reply #18 on: 07-20-2013 08:56 »
« Last Edit on: 07-20-2013 13:21 »

Hippocratic Oath-
John Zoidberg wanting better things for himself leaves planet express and practices as
a physician elsewhere

Zoidberg gets a job as a medical doctor for aliens and gets paid well like a doctor should.
The crew wanting him back because no other doctor is
foolhardy enough to take on the crews ailments

Meanwhile the crew hires a new staff physician, but he doesn't stay long
because the staff uses him an emotional lightning rod, the pay is lousy and the
injuries the delivery crew come back with are too grotesque for him to bear.

This is the same for multiple doctors that come and go

The crew realizes they need Zoidberg back and they try and convince him to return
He says no for obvious reasons

The crew then plots to have Zoidbergs good reputation a a fantastic alien doctor soiled so that no one will hire him... except planet express.  Hilarity ensues!

I've got more crap coming just you wait!!

I do not consider that plot terrible.
After all, TotZ mentioned that Zoidberg IS in fact a good doctor for any species, with humans being the exception. Getting a job where his skills can actually be used, getting respect for that and no other doc putting up with PE's treatment of Zoidberg are also fitting plot elements.
The premise "Fry is fed up with his job, becomes a cop, which leads to him having arrest Bender" does not really sound as if it could make a good story. Yet, it's execution in LaO showed otherwise.
Quantum Neutrino Field

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« Reply #19 on: 07-20-2013 13:05 »

Yeah, that would be really good Zoidberg-episode with effort making it good. It's a new aspect of Zoidberg-character (only "becoming a comedian" is similiar) and interesting plot anyway.

But I do find "finally everybody realises the importance of Zoidberg" -part corny.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

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« Reply #20 on: 08-11-2013 05:20 »
« Last Edit on: 08-11-2013 05:47 »

Benderesque- Bender realizes that he is technically naked all the time, so he makes his own clothing. A fashion stylist loves his clothes, and brands them under the 'Benderesque' name. Bender gets annoyed by the kind of people who wear his clothing line(boring, mindless people) and steals all his clothes back and burns them.

............I think I lost 7 brain cells writing that...

Also, is there a thread like this for regular episode ideas yet? I'd love that!
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #21 on: 08-29-2013 15:33 »
« Last Edit on: 05-21-2014 05:29 »

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Lost My Phone

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« Reply #22 on: 08-30-2013 19:21 »
« Last Edit on: 08-30-2013 20:09 »

Here's the worst I could think of:

"The Worst Episode Ever"

Bender gets his own political talk show. He bashes Richard Nixon, which leads to Nixon ordering Bender's death. Bender goes to Mars to seek refuge, where he meets a fembot. They get married at a Mars Vegas wedding chapel. Then the fembot announces that she is pregnant.

Bender then goes back to Earth and hides in the Planet Express sub-basement. Nixon finds out about his and sends troops to kill Bender. Then the fembot shows up at the same time as the troops. The fembot says, "How dare you try to kill my man!" and kills them all with a laser gun. Then she says to Bender, "You son of a bitch!" and kills him before turning the gun on herself.

The PE crew comes down and sees all of the dead bodies. They dump all of the dead soldiers as well as the fembot into the lava pit. Then they resurrect Bender in a similar style to the way they revived Calculon. Bender says, "I'm back, baby," drinks an entire six-pack at once, and smokes a cigar.

THE END
Monster_Robot_Maniac

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« Reply #23 on: 08-30-2013 22:14 »

......it sounds like the world's worst Creepypasta.

Excuse me, while I go scrub my brain free of that intentional bullcrap.
Lost My Phone

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« Reply #24 on: 08-30-2013 22:24 »
« Last Edit on: 08-30-2013 22:31 »

Hey, it's called "Created Terrible Futurama Episodes Here" for a reason. What did you expect?  
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #25 on: 08-30-2013 22:30 »

I know, I was simply complementing your great work at being terrible  tongue
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #26 on: 08-30-2013 22:31 »

I know, I was simply complementing your great work at being terrible  tongue

Well in that case, thank you.  big grin
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #27 on: 08-30-2013 23:58 »

Not Sure if I want to Shut Up and Live on this Planet Anymore, Why Not?

Whilst giving the crew a history lesson about package delivery, the Professor accidentally clicks a link redirecting to a rickroll.

 This awakens the rick roll aliens of Trolen 5, who use their mysterious powers to bring memes into the real world. It's up to the Planet Express Crew to stop this threat once and for all!
cartoonlover27

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« Reply #28 on: 09-02-2013 21:43 »

Leela shows everyone her third mutation, a nose on the back of her head and no one wants to be around her.

Bender discovers that the Countess was taken to a parallel universe where hippos eat robots and Bender must save her, but there's a twist: Bender also becomes bitten by a hippo, who acts like a vampire, and he feels the desire to eat her.

A special episode with a guest animator: Hippie Toad!
Destroyer334545

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« Reply #29 on: 09-02-2013 21:55 »

Half-Death: Fry sleeps with Bender, and the two become "The Homosexual Murderers", but Leela kills herself because of it and the two accidentally blow up the Universe!

Hippie Toad-Animation
Nickelback-Music
Sponsored by-Internet Explorer
Starring-Justin Bieber as Everyone
cartoonlover27

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« Reply #30 on: 09-02-2013 22:08 »
« Last Edit on: 09-02-2013 22:16 »

1.) The Professor and Preacherbot begin a relationship and decide to spread the word on religion and science....until they realize they both support opposite things and PreacherBot's brain explodes from confusion.

Music by One Direction
Sponsered by Dragonfruit Pepsi

2.) Here's the lost episode that was never completed. Written by Deric Rogers and Mavid X Cohen.

Fry: I want some pancakes!!!

Leela: Shutup Fry, you whiny baby!

Bender: I'm here too!!!!!

Professor: Good news everyone! Shut the hell up!

Hermes: What he means is you'll be making a suicide mission.

Professor: That's not what I mean, you jerked beef! Shut up all of you!

Amy: Gloops! I fell out of my chair!

Fry: I must be dumb, cuz I don't get it.

Leela: Shut up Fry or I'll dump you!!!

Fry: NO!!!!!!

Professor: Here take some gummy bears and maybe that'll keep you quiet.

Amy: Hermes, kiss me. Right here on this table.

Hermes: Okay. (pause) My manwich!


Quantum Neutrino Field

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« Reply #31 on: 09-02-2013 22:16 »

So It's Come to This: 141st Episode Spectacular Futurama Clip Show

Futurama in its all glory. You'll see the crew travel back in time and forward in time. Bender becomes a god after chronotons alter the time and creates time sphere to make Fry getting frozen. Leela finds herself a new pet, a Nibblonian while discovering popplers and disagreeing with the purpose of snu snu in Amazonia. Fry eats worm-infested sandwich and tries to find a place to live, ending up in Moon landing site. Episode ends to dog montage with Robot Hell music.

Written by: I. C. Wiener
Directed by: D. Frosted Wang
cartoonlover27

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« Reply #32 on: 09-02-2013 23:48 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2013 00:05 »

Nice one Quantum!
Monster_Robot_Maniac

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« Reply #33 on: 09-02-2013 23:57 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2013 00:12 »

Bender turns into A Steaming Pile of Indian Crap
The Professor creates a Device that can turn Bender into a Steaming Pile of Indian Crap.

The Professor is Gay for a Toilet
Farnsworth goes Gay for the Toilet, which holds a Steaming Pile of Indian Crap inside.

Robot Santa is a complete Wharf
Robot Santa finds something nasty and gives it it everyone as a present. After close inspection, it turns out to be a Steaming Pile Of Indian Crap.

Zoidberg eats Something that Smells Odd
Zoidberg finds something that Smells Odd, and decides to eat it, only to discover it was a Steaming Pile of Indian Crap.

Scruffy Mops up something that is Brown
Scruffy wipes up what appears to be a Steaming Pile of Vomited Out Indian Crap.

Bender was the Steaming Pile Of Indian Crap
Everyone discovers that Bender has been the Steamng Pile of Vomited Out Indian Crap the whole time.

Fry holds a Used sheet of toilet Paper
Fry holds a Used sheet of toilet paper, which was used to wipe up Steaming Pile of  Vomited Out Indian Crap.
cartoonlover27

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« Reply #34 on: 09-03-2013 00:34 »

Amy adopts the Seanguin

After kissing Bender, Kif dumps Amy, leaving her depressed and lonely. She adopts a penguin/seahorse mutant, kisses another man, and she feeds the seanguin lobster, prompting Dr. Zoidberg to start a campaign to end lobster eating. Humor promised! Unless you lose some brain cells.

Fry and Towelie Save The Universe

Towelie gets high, Fry finds him in a dumpster and they go around the universe fighting crime and eating nachos.

Robot Santa Gets a Lover

Mom and Robot Santa start a relationship, and the Professor tries to stop it by making Mom fall for him again. The Professor has Fry teach him how to be a ladies man, but when the Professor breaks into Mom's company, she punches him in the face and calls the cops.
Beamer

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« Reply #35 on: 09-03-2013 02:33 »

Unfortunately I'm unable to participate in this thread as all of my ideas are brilliant. cry
cartoonlover27

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« Reply #36 on: 09-03-2013 02:42 »

Unfortunately I'm unable to participate in this thread as all of my ideas are brilliant. cry

That didn't sound arrogant at all! It's easy to come up with bad ideas, Beamer. Just be inspired by the worst decision makers in history: Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Whoever thought Teen Titans was a good idea, you know.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #37 on: 09-03-2013 03:06 »

I have no idea what any of those things are. confused
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #38 on: 09-03-2013 03:09 »

I have no idea what any of those things are. confused
They're all entities of pure Evil, to put it nicely.
cartoonlover27

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« Reply #39 on: 09-03-2013 03:20 »

^ MRM put it very nicely.
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