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« on: 10-30-2012 10:29 »

Chatper 1: The Wake Up

His thickly crusted eyelids slowly parted as the sun shook in through the window and he tugged earnestly at his covers.  Phillip turned and rasied his head a sufferish way.  He stared down at his dirty, stained sheets and wondered what time it was.  The clock beside his bed glowed an unhealthy 8:37. 

"Fuck. Shit the bed again."

Phillip wiped the sweat off his brow and threw the bedding to the side.  He was swamped all around, his underpants discolored around his thighs.  A throbbing sensation bobbled its way across his head and up and down his body.  Bender often smiled at him in the darkness.

"Late for work again," he blurted out.

He wasn't sure why he kept on anyways.  Each and every day was the same, and this future setting was beginning to burn a crass remark across his thoughts.  One time he thought it was comfortable, that Bender might be his best friend.  Only hubris could pretend an automaton that spent its booting moments harrassing his very soul into the thought of friendship.  His cowowrkers weren't much better. His elder grandnephew, the man in charge, was always trying to get them killed, probably for some sort of tax benefit.  Phillip never liked the way Hubert and Hermes got to talking just out of earshot.  They always caught him watching and he only imagined it was something sinister with which they stared back.

The author would like to take a moment to tell a completely different story

There in the dark room, the forms of furniture swirled around and encompassed me.  I lay there motionless on my belly without sleep.  Agony seized my abdomen as an incomprehensible pain tore across my spine like a bulldozer grinding nails with peanut butter.  Arms spread wide, my jaw opened a long ways to wretch out a gutteral gasp.  That's what I thought I was beckoning at that dark moment, when something else grasped out into the world.  Long dark hands stretched across my throat to choke, reaching out and spreading my mouth ever wider with its thin fingers to break free.  Pulling forward, its dark head wrapped in black tendrils of smoke greeted the world as it pulled ever forward from somewhere deep and dark inside me.  My eyes rolled upward into my own skull as the tearing sensation spiked in intensity.  I can only imagine it was grinning its way across the ground, for the pain become completely intolerable, the separation between body and mind as I continued to gasp for oxygen, my bones cracking under extreme duress, even my organs popping under the pressure.  Darkness engulfed my vision as I lost thought

Chapter 2: Fuck you

"Fry, you should probably see a doctor," Turanga squaked into my emotionless face.

John glanced over as if to say something, so Phillip shot him a glare.  The doctor immediately frowned and kept quiet.

"I don't need your input.  I'm a fucking adult, you know?" I responded.

"Good News Everyone," Hubert exclaimed as I sat back in my chair wondering how the day would finally end.  Hermes walked over with a file in his hands.  He whispered something to the professor, covering his mouth with his hand while he glanced over at me.  The professor nodded his head in some sort of assured manner.  Then he waved his hand as if the bureaucrat was starting to bother him.  That's how he treated all of us most of the time anyways, like insignificant flies deigned to be there only as an annoyance to whatever insanity his rotten mind had come up with next.

I started shaking in my chair as the chills came back.  Ms. Wong was staring at the desk, marveling in some naive stupor perhaps at the wood grain, as if it might have held some loathsome secret; the meaning of life perhaps.  She was such a simpleton.  I often wondered if she'd get off to the most asinine things to fill her day with.

Bender was shouting some nonsensical bullshit as always.  He was a threat to everyone there, and yet he dove into every single day with that fucking excited grin on his face.  When I first met him, it was almost endearing, like that of a child.  Eventually you realize children are monsters though, nothing more than attention starved sociopaths.  Bender took a puff off his cigar, almost certainly stolen, and grinned across the table.
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« Reply #1 on: 10-30-2012 10:52 »

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« Reply #2 on: 10-30-2012 12:42 »

Holy shit, that was brilliant...
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« Reply #3 on: 10-31-2012 11:36 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2012 11:40 »

Chater 1 Revisited: The Long Awakening

Approximately three o'clock in the morning, Bender hovered  bent over Phillip all the while staring intently.  The half moon glistened from the window across his shiny metallic ass.  He grinned gapingly at him with that disturbing smile molded across his face.  The clock on the plastic crate mistaken for a nightstand hummed rapidly as night gave way to morning and morning beget the next day.  Bender would retire to his room, smirking in the darkness the while.

The clock showered 8:35 and Phillip rustled in his drowsiness.  His eyelids bent openward reavealing the bloodshot ache within his eyes.  He tilted his head forward gasping at the dirty sight that befit him every morning.  Dirty sheets seemed to echo his existence and he could feel the slight slimy that had finally awoken him.

"Fuck, shit the bed again."

He had looked down upon the sight disapprovingly, his yellow briefs betraying their original nature.  He wiped a heavy sweat off his brow.  Long nightmares had gathered in his mind during the night; thoughts that begged questions of his continued existence in this empty landscape.  New York City flashed through his memory, a place that no longer existed in his new lonesome.  He glanced across toward the clock which projected an unhealthy glow of 8:37.

"Shit.  Late for work again," he mumbled in his unease as he tossed his filthy sheets aside.  Clambering out of bed, he wandered toward the bathroom facility in preparation for the day ahead, a day in which he was already dreading.  His glance shuddred crossing the threshold of the bathroom as he glimpsed the foreign three shells.  This future world he was enveloped in had once seemed a new home, but its true nature was sparking a sudden drop in enthusiasm as he recollected the nature of his being there and the proximity with which these new events had collapsed upon his life.  A crimson face stared back at Phillip in the mirror as he rushed for work.

Chatp[er 3: Bureaucratic Tension

Hermes sat in his office examining his ocatangular stapler in great detail.  All of his morning paperwork had already been tidily processed and filed away into their neat compartments across his desk.  A notice from the week's previous business had already been cast out across the glistering polyurethane tubes that connected his office with the central bureaucracy.

Mr. Conrad looked over his desk in small triumph until his eyes stopped across a minutely deep red button.  He stared at it for a slow while and then finally pressed it.  The time given on his pedastal cajoled 10:42 in its periodic exuberance.

The author would like to take this moment to apologize to everyone EVER for the boringness of these excerpts.  They've been drinking tonight and they're considering suicide as an opportune moment to release the world from this shitty fanfiction that will only assuredly dig further into immature monotony, bore, and gory regale.

"Phillip J. Fry, would you please make your way to my office at this time." Hermes emphasized the word please in this instance.  It was a smug, sarcastic remark that I enjoyed using in talking down toward my subordinates in the office. Phillip slowly opened the door and peered in a few moments later.  The door slacked closed with a ringing thud as he entered my dimly lit office space.  I always preferred to keep the lights dimly lit.  It made the environment seem like I was working long hours, and I thoroughly enjoyed the unease it put into my peers when they had reason to come in.

"Pleasep.  Have a seat Mr. Fry," and I waved my hand across to the chair setting opposite my desk.

Grasping at a small sheet of paper I overlooked the numbers and shifted my gaze upwards to Phillip's face.  He was a wreck.  Nervous weakness shambled through his body, small pupils and red veins in his eyes.  It was my time, time to crush his spirit again.  Hermes thought of himself at that moment a machine of efficient efficacy.  It reminded him for a moment of Bender Rodriguez, only he was not grinning on his face, but only in his mind as he grasped the worker Mr. Fry.

"It looks like you're tardy again today," I began with passive confidence.

"I know, but toda," Phillip stammered coldly.

"But nothing." I abruptly cut him off.  "We can't allow our employees to be late to work Phillip.  I'm sure you're a decent person, but this is a delivery company.  Time is of the essence, it's what we fucking sell here."  I boldly proclaimed.

Phillip looked down at the desk like an admonished puppy ashamed of his own piss stain that cursed the carpet in my loving room.  It was laughing at me even in its faux innocence.  He looked up next, "Won't happen again," he stammered in that false sincerity that had always disgusted me.

Bender sat in the couch on the other side of the Planet Express building.  His smile was fixated on the television set across the room, unmoving in its ethereal nature.

Edit: I was drinking wine or something tonight.  The author looked down at his table unable to articulate most coherent thoughts.  His shame stared back at him; he should have never drove home in this state.
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« Reply #4 on: 10-31-2012 12:53 »

Phillip looked down at the desk like an admonished puppy ashamed of his own piss stain that cursed the carpet in my loving room.

laff Oh God...
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« Reply #5 on: 10-31-2012 20:20 »

You are a wordsmith, sir.
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« Reply #6 on: 10-31-2012 22:39 »

Maybe you've finally found your calling...
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« Reply #7 on: 11-03-2012 06:02 »

Remember our conservation on the chat, if they take the swear words out it would be something like 'Fack, pooped the bed again.'' :P
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« Reply #8 on: 11-08-2012 13:16 »
« Last Edit on: 11-08-2012 17:11 »

Chapter 5: Untitled
Fry stood in the rain, staring at the sky's dirty dark cheese cloth brush across New New York City.  Leela stood beside him, cusping his hand in hers as she focused her vision intently upon his eyes.  If tears had passed across those shimmering windows deep inside his soul, no one would have noticed, for the raindrops streamed across him as they swept across them both.  

Phillip was caught in a net of time.  A time that had passed away long ago, and yet here he was well over a thousand years later.  Turanga couldn't quite read him as she stretched her soul across his like a poncho comforting a small mammal.  It was difficult to tell whether what he saw up there in that blank grey darkness made him happy or sad, perhaps something stoic, perhaps something numb.

It had been a long time for the two of them to be near love, and in a place so far ago.  Standing together, they smeared precisely a sentiment without thinking or communicating the similar vibrations which swirled through their veins, and yet nothing could ever have born to bear them here and now, two lost fish standing together beside the monstrous backdrop of a huge metropolis vexxing under the strength of this wet, grainy day.

Fry slowly wondered whether it was too much to ask for, as the rain pierced through his clothes and made his flesh cold.  He shivered and stopped for a moment, catching himself from the cement that had him staring into the void to begin with.  He turned and looked at Leela.  "We should probably head home.  Looks like it's going to hang over us for a little while."

She smiled curtly, as she was slightly pleased that he had taken the time to break from his transfixation.  Leela looked down at their hands, back at his face, and nodded an affirmation to his simple suggestion.

Still hazy Phillip noticed the care with which she was trying to give to him despite his mind's wanderings.  He felt the feeling in his hand, as the mutant held his.  He smiled at her a bit and looked at the hand that held his.  Then without thought they both turned and walked across the sidewalk, cold deep puddles sploshing about their feet, and the cities crumbling veins hummed in the dark buzzing calm of the storm.

Somewhere, someplace in the city, in a dark room, a bending unit stood and stared--with a grin across his face.
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« Reply #9 on: 11-08-2012 14:11 »

Nice!
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« Reply #10 on: 11-09-2012 21:29 »

High-Level Troll + Shakespear Level Literacy = OMGWTFBBQGENIUS!
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« Reply #11 on: 11-09-2012 21:33 »


Winna has a great talent for rich (and unusual) scene description.

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« Reply #12 on: 11-09-2012 23:13 »

He has a great talent for a lot of things..

Likewise,

Maybe you've finally found your calling...

he found his 'calling' a longue time ago...

Poetry in motion, I know.

I actually really like these,

Fry stood in the rain, staring at the sky's dirty dark cheese cloth brush across New New York City.
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two lost fish standing together beside the monstrous backdrop of a huge metropolis vexxing under the strength of this wet, grainy day.

but this

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Turanga couldn't quite read him as she stretched her soul across his like a poncho comforting a small mammal.

made me laff laff
'poncho kmforting a small mammal'..
oh, glosh, win.

(We have an adorabubble kickass Small Mammal building at our zoo)

Such a way with words, indeed, yesh, mister.

-also please note that he edited it to change from 'Chapter 4' to 'Chapter 5'.
/(big grin)\   o_~   .o/*\o.
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« Reply #13 on: 11-09-2012 23:25 »
« Last Edit on: 11-09-2012 23:26 »

The author pauses and reads the other entries in this novellaesque fanfiction.  He takes a moment to write out a number of gratitudes.

Chapter 13: The Letters

Well thank you ms. kmcat.

Thank you Tachyon, Thank you Solid Gold Bender, Thank you quasarbsd, Thank you laurenSmiles1, Thank you TheMadCapper, Thank you MrSnrub, Thank you DannyJC13, and Thank you UnrealLegend.  That happens to be my favorite Bend-err posting picture evAr!

Those were all very lovely words, and I appreciated all of them.

I'm very certain that far more talented individuals have written far better fanfictions than I could hope to try, and in this endeavor I'm not sure whether I'm trying or just expressing abstract thoughts with Phillip, Turanga, and the grinning robot over them transparently.  I may have a plot to all of this derangement in my head, but as the title of the work suggests, I will only continue to write it at times late at night when winna is not sleeping.  If this amuses or entertains anyone other than myself, despite the fact that all of the chapters have little order or coherency and are simultaneously lacking in length, then I suppose I may continue to spill ink across this thread in a haphazardly fashion. shifty
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« Reply #14 on: 11-11-2012 06:18 »

So Winna, you wrote this when you couldn't sleep and you have a habbit of using bad language :P It just so happens that I couldn't sleep at all tonight and I started to write a little bit of a story, I was wondering if I could post some of it in this thread.



That last thing you didn't really need to know but I just wanted to point it out. So the question is. Do you mind? I'm also not saying that I'm a expert writer but I would like to try and entertain people, just like your fine wording in your piece. smile
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« Reply #15 on: 11-11-2012 06:28 »

Sure.  I'm gonna post this thread to TLZ, and if they don't except it, I'm gonna burn their website to the ground with 17 ddos attacks on their servers.  Then I'm gonna move to brazil and fuck leandro's brains out after I burn his shitty country to the fucking ground.
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« Reply #16 on: 11-11-2012 06:33 »

And I'm sure that comment will make them very happy!
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« Reply #17 on: 11-11-2012 07:37 »
« Last Edit on: 11-11-2012 08:35 »

Thank you smile

This is only two parts of what I've actually done, I've done three more.  hmpf

INSERT TITLE HERE

Fry was walking down the street with his hands in his pockets, when a guy came running up and bumped into him. ''Sorry sir... Oi! That's my wallet!'' They guy turned around and flashed a smile, while waving his wallet. Fry sighed and continued to walk towards work. As soon as he walked in the door, he got a face full of boot. ''Bender if I get my hands on you, I'm going to dismantle you very slowly!'' Bender ran past, followed by Leela, who stopped when she saw Fry. ''What's the matter with you?'' She asked as Fry was rubbing his nose. ''I just got hit by a flying boot...'' He then looked down at her foot. ''...and that boot was yours.'' Fry picked it up and handed it to her. ''Would you be able to slip it on for me please? I pulled something in by back trying to get Bender.'' Fry smiled and sat her down. ''You know I would do anything for you Leela, all you need to do is ask.'' He said while slipping her boot on, he then helped her up and they started to walk towards the conference room. ''So what did Bender do to get you mad?'' Leela just sighed. '' He just continues to steal and its getting really fustrating.'' Fry looked at her and saw her looking at the ground. ''If its any constilation I had my wallet stolen this morning but its alright, I only had 10 dollars in it.'' Leela looked at him. ''10 dollars or not, he still shouldn't of stole it. Did you see what he looked like?'' Fry put his hand on her shoulder. ''Leela, this is my problem not yours. All you need to do is focus on your life and stop worrying about other peoples.''

''Ok and that concludes today's meeting and now to the delivery...'' Hermes looks at his clipboard. ''...today you'll be delivering some party equipment to the happy planet.'' Bender looked at Hermes. ''Why arn't all planets called planet Bender?'' Amy looked at him confused. ''Why would a planet be called planet Bender?'' Bender looked back at her disgusted. ''Why!? Because Bender is the greatest. That's why!''. Amy and Bender then started to argue so Fry stepped in. ''Enough! You two have been arguing for the past three days. I don't know why and I don't care! But can we just make this delivery in peace!?'' He stood up and walked towards the ship, everyone just looked at each other speachless, then left for the ship. Once inside Leela found Fry already sitting in his chair. ''Are you Ok Fry? You've never acted like that before.'' Fry looked out the window instead of at Leela, he didn't want to make eye contact, even though by the tone of her voice, she did sound a little bit worried. ''I'm fine, I'm just getting annoyed at them two fighting.'' Leela sits at her seat and presses some buttons. ''Well I hate to break it to you but you best get used to it, Amy and Hermes are coming along to.'' This causes Fry to look at her. ''Why Amy and Hermes?'' Leela pressed one more button then faced Fry. ''Something about not wanting to clean up after the professor.'' Fry just shakes his head and checks the fuel. ''Where's Nibbler? We might need some more fuel for the trip back.'' Leela looked around. ''I don't know, he came into work with me this morning. Anyway, both Amy and Hermes are saying that we have enough for a trip there and back.''
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« Reply #18 on: 11-11-2012 10:44 »
« Last Edit on: 11-11-2012 10:45 »

"Yeah, and Aye sayd, "That's a number one fanfiction!"

The robot's incredible emotionless grin tore across the moment everyone was sharing at the time.  Its silent staring pervased the very air it sat in, forcing everyone at the table to feel very unusually uncomfortable.  He broke the silence by giggling across his smile.  It didn't help in any small measure, but instead took the uncomfort that everyone held and squeezed it into a paranoid terror that gripped them in their seats.  

Everyone except for Hubert that is.  He was a stubborn old man who refused to pay attention to reality around him most of the time.  Whatever concoctions that still seemed to form in his brain were abstract and incomprehensible, even to him the bearer of such thoughts.  Most of the time the dirty science that bubbled in his cortex made him feel particularly energized, as if some glimpse into the dark abode of sexuality that humans barely see even in their most vivid chances at life.  It was here that he was willing to risk everyone's life at a moment's notice, and here still that made him more brilliant than he could even concede.

The bureacrat noticing now that at one half of the table sat his employer, a man who legally should have been declared dead ages ago, for even his breathing was hardly signal for life, and at the other half resided a slave metal man whose particular affinity for bending probably lent itself to his violent, destructive, and thieving tendencies, looked rather dully beside him to the millionaire.  She should have been a blonde, but rather she had somehow concluded a phd despite both being asian and also a woman.  Her inanities remained poignant in those dumb eyes, and her confusion at the terrifying situation they all now sat were plain for everyone to see.

The robot continued grinning, no longer attempting to move in any fashion in his seat.  The very existence of that grin sought to destroy and reclaim the reality of everything in its presence.
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« Reply #19 on: 11-11-2012 14:53 »
« Last Edit on: 11-11-2012 17:00 »

But anyway here are two more parts to my little 'can't sleep all night' work.

INSERT TITLE HERE (BECAUSE I STILL CAN'T THINK OF ONE)

Outside the Planet Express building, Nibbler was sitting in his little spaceship, in an allyway, talking to the main vessel. ''I'm going to come in, seems like there will be a problem with earth. I'm just going to get off it for now.'' Another voice came through the speaker. ''Yes Lord Nibbler. What about the humans and the chosen one?'' Nibbler started to press some buttons. ''They're delivering some stuff to a planet, they'll be off earth for quite some time.'' He presses one more button and the ship takes off in the sky.

Meanwhile somewhere in space, deep space. The Planet Express crew were in a spot of bother. ''Amy and Bender, you two will not see each other for the rest of the trip if I hear you one more time!'' Leela shouted from the kitchen, while her and Hermes were grabbing something to eat. ''Fine! We'll argue in the cargo bay.'' Bender shouting as he and Amy stormed out, Hermes then sat at the table and Leela leaned on the counter. ''Have you seen anything different about Fry?'' Hermes asked as he sat down and Leela nodded her head. ''I know, he's acting more mature. Anyway I'll ask him when I go back, I'm going to take him lunch. Hermes nodded and Leela walked out. When she arrived on the bridge, Fry was sitting at the pilot chair. As soon as he saw Leela he stood straight up. ''Oh sorry, I just had to change a few stuff. Generator one was flashing so I had the change the pressure onto generator 2 to decrease the chances of us blowing up.'' He sat back in his chair, Leela flashed him a smile and sat down to check. ''Well done, you've done everything correctly.'' She saw Fry give off a smile and she slumbed back on her chair, rubbing her shoulders. Fry saw this and walked over to her and started to massage her shoulders, Leela felt her self completly relax. ''Wow Fry, I didn't know you were good at this.'' She heard Fry laugh. ''Well I have to earn extra money somehow.'' Once he stopped, Leela moved her shoulders and felt really relaxed. ''Thanks Fry.'' Fry put his hand on her shoulder. ''What are friends for?'' He went and sat down and she looked at him. ''You've changed Fry. Your acting more responsible.'' Fry started to twiddle his thumbs. ''I need to stick in now. I need to earn more money to keep up with the rent.'' Leela looked confused. ''Rent? I thought you were living with Bender?'' Fry shook his head. ''I moved out and I didn't want to tell anyone until I got to my feet in my new place. I'm just worried that I'm not going to make enough money for this week though.'' Leela stood up. ''It's great that you have a place of your own, if you need any cash then just ask ok.'' She placed the food infront of Fry. ''Thanks Leela but I don't want to ask you. Fifty dollars is too much.'' She pulled out a fifty and placed it infront of him. ''Nothing is too much for my best friend.'' Fry picked it up, looked at it and then handed it back to Leela shaking his head. ''I can't take this much from you.'' Leela handed it back to him. ''Fry please just take it, you can give me it back when you get it again.'' Fry smiled, put it in his pocket and stood up. ''Thank you.'' She smiled, he gave her a kiss on the cheek, grabbed his food and walked out.

I now have two more parts but it's soon going to be more, I can't stop writing.
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« Reply #20 on: 11-11-2012 16:24 »

Awesome, post more!
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« Reply #21 on: 11-11-2012 17:02 »

It seems like people have more creativity when they have no sleep.

Anyone a scientist and know why?
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« Reply #22 on: 11-11-2012 17:10 »

Anyone a scientist and know why?

I am a scientist, but in radio-science, not in physiology. In my opinion brain works in avalanche mode when no sleep.
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« Reply #23 on: 11-11-2012 17:24 »

Ah, well it makes sense. Anyway I have two more parts but I don't know if I should post them.
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« Reply #24 on: 11-11-2012 17:31 »

Fap-fap-fap
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« Reply #25 on: 11-11-2012 18:05 »

Fap-fap-fap

Have you been looking at Freako's art?

Anyway here are the other two posts.

INSERT TITLE HERE (BECAUSE I'M STILL LAZY AND HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF ONE)

''He's got a place of his own? Wow, he's making something of his life.'' Hermes said, who was now sitting in Fry's chair. ''Yep and I don't think he wants other people to know, he didn't want to tell me.'' Leela said when she was turning on the intercom. ''Fry, Amy and Bender, we're arriving at the planet. Please could you make sure...'' Fry came into the bridge interupting Leela. ''Already done. Cargo is sercure and safe.'' Leela turned off the intercom and smiled, Fry sat down in Benders seat. ''Do you want you seat back Fry?'' Hermes asked, going to stand up. ''No your ok Hermes.'' Leela continued to look out the window. ''Are them two still arguing?'' Fry looked towards the planet. ''Yep, non stop.'' Hermes looked at Fry. ''Don't worry mon, once we hit the planets atsmophere, all the arguing will stop and they'll be the best of friends.'' Leela goes on the intercom. ''Amy and Bender could you both come to the bridge please?'' Both Fry and Hermes looked at her. ''Why?'' Fry asked. ''Because I want to see them change tone.'' Leela said as she looked towards Fry, he then smiled and she returned it. Amy and Bender came in a couple of seconds later, still arguing. ''What are you two arguing about now mon?'' Amy stopped and told Hermes. ''He went through my purse!'' Fry, Hermes and Leela looked at each other and shook their heads. Fry then walked over to his controls. ''Hitting the planets atmosphere in 3...2...1...'' Suddenly Amy and Bender become locked in a kiss and Fry, Hermes and Leela looked at each other, Fry then looked back at the controls. ''Oh wait, that was the love atmosphere. They should stop... now.'' When they leave go of each other, they continue to argue like nothing has happened. ''We're entering the actual planets atmosphere... now.'' The three looked at Amy and Bender who have stopped arguing and are smilng. ''Amy your the best friend a robot could ask for.'' They both hug and Hermes stood up. ''Right mon, lets deliver this package.''

Somewhere else in really deep space, Nibbler was boarding the main vessle. It was a more bumpy landing then normal but when he eventually landed another Nibblonian* was waiting. ''Lord Nibbler, your feeling's were right. Earth is under attack but its nothing like we would of expected.'' They both started to walk towards the meeting room. ''Let me guess more brain spawn.'' Nibbler asked. ''Well, yes but its not just them. It seems they have teamed up with the brain slugs.'' He hands Nibbler a piece of paper and they enter the meeting room, everyone is already sitting down. ''As you know earth is goinig to be under attack by both the brain spawn and brain slugs.'' Another Nibblonian* sticks his hand up. ''Sorry to interupt but can't we just get the chosen one to deal with this?'' Nibbler nodded. ''Yes but he is a little busy with work at this moment to do anything.'' Nibbler put a large piece of paper on the table. ''This is the plan...''

I don't know if this is good or not but if you enjoying it, then thank you. I still have more to come but I need to finish them first.

Also the words with the * beside them, is just because I'm unsure of the spelling. Which is just the word Nibblonian.
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« Reply #26 on: 11-11-2012 22:05 »

That's some fine writing Lauren, I'm excited to see where this is heading smile
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« Reply #27 on: 11-12-2012 06:20 »

I admire you, laurenSmiles1. Nice fic.

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« Reply #28 on: 11-12-2012 11:47 »

That's some fine writing Lauren, I'm excited to see where this is heading smile

Thank you but the thing is, I have no idea where this is going either. I'm just writing and what ever goes on the paper I keep, well I keep it if it's good but if it isn't then I change it.

I admire you, laurenSmiles1. Nice fic.

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''Main generators are down, we've lost fuel!'' Fry shouted as the ship shook violently. Both Amy and Hermes slowly backed out the room and headed towards the cargo bay, leaving Fry and Leela to deal with the problem and while Bender stayed off to the side drink beer, keeping perfect balance. ''Fry fasten yourself in, we're going to have to crash land.'' He sat down and fastened himself in, then realized that Leela wasn't doing it herself so he got back up and rushed over to her. ''Fry! What are you doing?'' He started to pull her seat belt around her. ''I'm making sure your safe!'' Fry flashed a smile and then they heard a beeping. ''Fry sit yourself down quickly. Impact in 5...4...3...2...1...'' Of course Fry didn't sit down in time and when the ship crashed landed, he got flung across towards the front of the ship. A couple of minutes later, Amy and Hermes emerged from the burning ship covered in a couple of cuts and bruises. Leela however was just waking up, she was still a little dazed but when she saw Fry lying motionless under some rubble, she didn't care about herself. She rushed over to his side to help him, when she got to him she quickly felt for a pulse. She gave a sigh of relief when she found one, then hearing the ship rumble, she decided to drag Fry out the ship. Once at a safe distance she placed Fry on the floor and Amy and Hermes walked over to them, Leela stared at them. ''I thought you said that we had enough fuel to get back!'' Leela shouted, Amy looked to ground ashamed and Hermes looked at her, gave her a nudge and she looked back at Leela. ''Leela, it's my fault. I thought there was enough for a trip there and back. Is Fry going to be alright?'' Leela placed Fry's jacket under his head. ''We'll have to wait and see. Could you two make yourself useful and find some firewood and food please? I don't know where Bender has got off to.'' They both nodded and walked off, Leela looked at Fry and gave off a little smile. ''Thank you for saving my life''.

There's another installment, I'm still working on another part but I don't know when I'll be finished the whole story.
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« Reply #29 on: 11-13-2012 22:07 »

Here are two parts.

THE DISASTER ON EARTH...(I'VE FINALLY THOUGHT OF A TITLE)

A while after sending Hermes and Amy off to get firewood and food, Leela was just about to go looking for them, when they came though the forest with Bender. ''What took you so long?'' Amy spoke up. ''I found...'' Bender interrupted her. ''Excuse me skin tube but I was the one that found it!'' Yet again they got into another fight, so Hermes stepped in. ''Look we all found a little village, which has a doctors that could look after Fry.'' Leela looked at Fry then at the Hermes and smiled. ''Go and get the doctor so he can help move Fry, take Bender with you. Amy?'' She doesn't hear her and carries on shouting at Bender. ''Amy!'' Leela shouted, this caused Amy to turn around and face her. ''What!?'' Leela smiled. ''Your staying with me until Hermes and Bender get back with the doctor.'' Amy nodded and then sat next to her, Bender just realized what's going on. ''Hey wait! Why do I have to go with Hermes?'' Leela glared at him. ''Because I said so!'' Bender knew he had no chance of winning, so he agreed and went back into the woods with Hermes.

At the Planet Express building, Nibbler was putting his ship away when he could feel something wrong. This wasn't for the arrack, that wasn't going to happen for another couple of hourse. No, this was for something else... but for what? He walked into the building to find the professor and Lababara pacing. ''Where is my stupid husband? He's supposed to take me out tonight.'' The professor shook his hands. ''I don't care about that. Where is my ship?'' Nibbler looked on worried, he then rushed back outside to his little ship to tell everyone the news. ''Lord Nibbler to mission control. Lord Nibbler to mission control. Do you hear me?'' It went static for a couple of minutes so he tried, this time he got a response. ''Mission control here, lost communication there sorry about that. What is it that you wanted to tell us?'' Nibbler looked around. ''The humans and the chosen one are missing, they didn't come back from the delivery.'' It went quiet on the other side, Nibbler thought that they had lost communication again but then they spoke. ''Are you sure Lord Nibbler? They could just be late.'' There was a loud noise behind Nibbler. ''Hopefully they are, I think the brain's have arrived...''

Hopefully I'll get more parts up soon.
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« Reply #30 on: 11-14-2012 13:16 »

Maybe we should change the title of this thread to "Lauren can't sleep"?
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« Reply #31 on: 11-14-2012 13:37 »

Lauren can't sleep with winna?
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« Reply #32 on: 11-14-2012 20:50 »
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Maybe we should change the title of this thread to "Lauren can't sleep"?

I did ask Winna if I could post this in his thread but these parts are mostly done doing the day in my spare time.

Lauren can't sleep with winna?

Now that is just plain wrong tongue

Here are two more parts. big grin

A DISASTER ON EARTH

At the village, the doctor was just checking Fry. ''Hmm. He seems to just be unconcious, he'll be fine wants he wakes up. Now enough about him, let's talk about you. How are you feeling?'' The doctor asked Leela, as she was the only one next to Fry. ''Oh, I'm fine. Fry saved my life.'' Leela replied and she hadn't taken her eyes off the doctor. ''Glad to hear it, there's just a party going on at the beach tonight and I was wondering if you would like to go with me?'' Leela wanted to sat yes but someone had to look after Fry incase he wakes up. ''I would love to but what if Fry wakes up? Someone has to explain things.'' The doctor smiled. ''Can't one of your friends look after him?'' Leela smiled and nodded.

Later on during the party, Leela and the doctor were standing at the bar, Leela had a little bit too much to drink and she was sitting looking depressed. ''Cheer up, it's a party.'' Leela looked at him. ''I know, I'm sorry but its just I think it was a bad idea leaving Amy looking after Fry.'' The doctor smiled. ''Come on, lets dance.'' He started to pull Leela onto the dance floor. ''I don't know how to dance doctor.'' He laughed and continued to smile. ''Stop calling me doctor, my names Steven.'' When Steven pulled Leela to dance, it was a crazy and dirty song, that couples were doing dirty things and because Leela had a little bit too much to drink, she was one of them. She had placed her back agaisnt Steven's chest and was moving her hips side to side in time with the music, Steven placed his hands on her hips to keep the mood going. She then pulled away and looked at him. ''Do you want to go back to your place?'' Steven grabbed her hand and led her through the crowd and outside. They started to slowely walk home when Leela heard someone call her name, she turned around and saw Fry walking towards her. ''Oh my god Fry, your finally awake!'' She pulled him into a hug and he returned it. ''Nice to see you to Leela. Have you been drinking?'' She pulled out of the hug, looked at Steven, then back at Fry and shook her head. ''No, I've been a good girl.'' She then turned to the side and threw up, Fry held her hair out the way. ''It's going to be alright. Do you want to go somewhere more warmer?'' She finished throwing up and looked at him. ''I would but I'm going to Steven's place.'' Fry looked at her confused. ''Who's Steven?'' She then turned around to point out who he was when she realized that he had disappeared. ''Nevermind I will go with you.'' They started to walk away and Leela looped her arm with his.


The question is... Would you like to see how it ends? Because I still have six more parts to post.

EDIT: Would you like me to make a new thread for all this story/fan fic to be posted. I don't know if people would like to read all of it, if it was all together though.
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« Reply #33 on: 11-15-2012 19:44 »

FRY AND BENDER CONJOINED TOGETHER, AND THEIR NAME NOW ENDS AS FRENDER

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« Reply #34 on: 11-15-2012 21:10 »

Lauren can't sleep with winna?
Now that is just plain wrong tongue

Agreed.  We sleep with each other all of the time. roll eyes
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« Reply #35 on: 11-16-2012 00:10 »

Lauren can't sleep with winna?
Now that is just plain wrong tongue

Agreed.  We sleep with each other all of the time. roll eyes

 eek Since when, wait is that you always sneaking about?

I thought I would also be generous and post two more parts to the story.

A DISASTER ON EARTH

A couple of weeks later, planet earth was still under attack by the brain's and the planet express crew were still trapped on the island. Leela was spending alot more time with Steven and even though Fry showed happyness when Leela and Steven were around him, Leela could tell that he wasn't. He was spending more time being quiet, instead of actually getting to know Steven. Then it all changed one dinner, Steven had took Leela and all her friends out to a dinner treat, he had took them out to the best diner in the village and he had a decision to make that could change two lives. Everyone was enjoying themselves, talking and laughing while eating but after the meal Steven had to make a announcement. ''Leela could I ask you a question please?'' Leela nodded. ''Thanks. Well I know we have only been together for a couple of weeks but they have been the best couple of weeks I could ever ask for...'' He gets down on one knee and produces a ring. ''Leela. Will you marry me?'' Leela started to cry and nodded her head, Steven slipped the ring on her finger and gave her a kiss while people were clapping around him. Fry slowly got up and left but only one person noticed and that was Leela. Sure she felt bad about breaking his heart but she was getting married. Leela excused herself from the table and went to talk to Fry who was sitting on a beach wall. ''Hey Fry. Are you ok?'' He didn't say anything but just nodded his head. ''Can I talk to you?" Leela asked. Fry who didn't stop looking at the ground spoke. ''Well you are so I can't stop you.'' Leela then looked out to sea. ''You know that I don't want to hurt your feelings but I don't want to hurt Stevens and say no to him.'' Fry put his hand on Leela's and looked at her. ''I understand and it's about time that I moved on. Congratulations on getting married, I don't want to stand in the way of your happyness.'' He stood up and went to walk away, Leela shouted towards him. ''Your welcome to the wedding but if you don't come, I understand.'' He walked off, not lookin back and made his way to the destoyed ship.

We turn the Nimbus now, where Kif is scrubbing Zapp's back. ''Kif you need to get lower...lower...lower...right there! Don't move from that spot.'' Kif just sighed but then turned happy when he heard a knock at the door, he stopped scrubbing Zapp and went to answer it. ''Kif, there is an emergancy distress signal coming off a nearby planet. Do you want to come and look at it?'' He was about to answer when he heard Zapp. ''Kif, get back in here and start scrubbing.'' Kif started to shake, he looked at the fellow soldier. ''I'll tell Zapp and we'll come and check it out later, thank you for telling me.'' The soldier nodded and looked behind Kif. ''Well good look with Zapp.'' He pointed and Kif turned around. He saw a naked Zapp holding the scrubbing brush looking at him. ''Kif, I said now! Some placed aren't scrubbed yet, which need to be.'' Kif shut the door and went back to Zapp. Later Zapp and Kif were sitting on the bridge, going over the distress signal. ''Sir, it seems to be coming from the planet express ship. I know that signal anywhere.'' Zapp looked at him. ''Kif, you can't know a signal just from looking... Wait the planet express ship you say? Leela is in trouble, set course for the planet.

I know that you are probably getting bored of reading this now but I promise that it's nearly finished.
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« Reply #36 on: 11-27-2012 08:27 »

Phillip stared at the wall.  This new dynamic filled him with envy and rage.  The room contained him there, 8 feet by 16 feet, a beige color that stared the magnanimity of the situation into his brow.  The floor was 1x1 squares interchanging between black and white.  He sat there hugging his knees angrily shaking.
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« Reply #37 on: 11-27-2012 08:59 »

Turanga was laying in her bed staring at the ceiling.  Her bed was a modest spread of white 300 count threaded sheets and a thin black blanket.  Two pillows completed the assemble and she sat there with her head pressed against the left one with her arms crossed and nesting her head.  A grimacing frown was placed on her face as she stared at the white canvas of plain ceiling that hung above her.  Overhwhelming guilt had entrenched itself upon her mind.  She was such a stupid fucking bitch.
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« Reply #38 on: 11-27-2012 10:11 »
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Hubert cobbled together various lengths of wire, staring at their placid plastic coatings.  This must be his greatest invention yet he summized as the dark visions beckoned in the back of his bipolar brain.  It was just the thing that might help him escape this hellish existence with the silly monkeys he had been forcefully reckoned to claim as his species.  They were all so simple, dimwitted.  They were platonic in their imbecilities, disgusting wretches that walked across this brilliant space they couldn't comprehend.  It was only him, Hubert, the great inventor and discoverer that might break through that thin veil to discover the true secrets of the universe, to gain true understanding and power over everything that resided so putridly beneath him.  Bender sat silently in the corner as he worked, glowing a grin that would frighten parents into locking their children up at daylight.
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« Reply #39 on: 11-29-2012 06:02 »

I am looking forward to see where the ominous characterization of Bender is going.  I am thinking it probably has something to do with a metaphysical tear in the construct of existence and the fabric and nature of tenuous reality.

The author pauses and reads the other entries in this novellaesque fanfiction.  He takes a moment to write out a number of gratitudes.

Chapter 13: The Letters

Well thank you ms. kmcat.

[...]

Those were all very lovely words, and I appreciated all of them.

You art most wholefully wellcum. ★

(not whorefully)

Chitty chitty bang bang?  That was based on Diagnosis: Murder, though.

he summized as the dark visions beckoned in the back of his bipolar mind.

laff laff

my own eloquence fails me in the face of so much incontestable ineluctable inelocution

glod, I flooking love you so mulch
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