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Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« on: 06-27-2002 18:45 »

I've been thinking of a new online comic for me to make. I thought of all the crew members getting lice except for Bender and Zoidberg (for obvious reasons), and there's something dangerous about the lice of the future. And there's this creature on a different planet with a huge head full of huge lice where the lice breed and live and stuff... oh man. I'm in trouble. I need some ideas. Credit will be given to you for ideas I think would be good.

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haleys_comet

Starship Captain
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« Reply #1 on: 06-27-2002 22:26 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2002 22:26 »

You have a good plot but you should be thinking of how you finish up. Mabey Zoidy and Bender have to work together to solve the problem and it turns out to be hilariously done.
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #2 on: 06-27-2002 23:16 »

Sounds kinda like a grander version of Parasites Lost... how about there is no known way to get rid of head lice due to the fact they have adapted to every poison that you can use... and others that have yet to be invented. The only known cure is fire, and lots of it. People who contract lice are treated like the lepers of old, they are banished, this time to a faraway planet. Due to the lack of hair/blood, Bender and Zoidberg are resistant and its up to them to discover a cure. They are forced to reuse their microdroid machine and save the crew.

You could make it so that people who get lice have a 3 day quarentine. If they are still infected, they are banished forever. So theres a time limit, and they gotta beat it.

It could be called: Of Lice and Men.

Hows them for ideas?
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #3 on: 06-27-2002 23:52 »

Of Lice and Men
 laff   laff   laff   laff   laff   laff
i love it!   love
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #4 on: 06-27-2002 23:57 »

Fire, and lots of it, is the cure?

There can only be one title:

"Burning Down the Louse!"
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #5 on: 06-28-2002 01:21 »
« Last Edit on: 06-28-2002 01:21 »

oh dear lord    laff
Binder

Starship Captain
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« Reply #6 on: 06-28-2002 02:23 »
« Last Edit on: 06-28-2002 02:23 »

As a side story, Zoidberg finds that the lice taste quite good and tries to stop the extermination of the lice so he can have more to eat.

And maybe after a while Bender enjoys the humans not around and puts off the project and Zoidberg, with his addiction, dosen't work either. Then when reminded by the professor to find a cure, they mix a bunch of junk together quickly and the entire crew not only still have the lice but they also get very ill from the "cure".
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #7 on: 06-28-2002 03:02 »

Well that's something, the professor doesn't have any hair either so will he get Lice?

Sounding very good though.  smile
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #8 on: 06-28-2002 09:54 »

Lice infest more than just the hair on your head (shudder).
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 06-28-2002 18:41 »

Am I going to have to start a poll to name this comic? I was thinking "Lice of Doom."
Binder

Starship Captain
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« Reply #10 on: 06-28-2002 19:10 »

No, not "Lice of Doom", you have to parody something.

"Of Lice and Men", "Lice Guys Finish Last", "Viva Lice Vegas!", "What's a Lice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Lice This?"

Something like that, y'know?
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #11 on: 06-28-2002 20:21 »

I may be biased because I thought of it, but Of Lice and Men is (in my opinion) the best? And realistically you can't use "the only cure is fire and lots of it" because its from the simpsons (Halloween special, maggie is the alien-baby?).
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #12 on: 06-29-2002 18:59 »

Hey, does anyone know where I can find a clean Futurama logo I can put on my comic cover?
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #13 on: 06-29-2002 19:13 »

Try this thread Shadowstar. There's a few links in the last couple of posts leading to some very nice clean opening logos (both *bmp and *.jpg).
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 06-30-2002 09:28 »

could we see it when you make the cover? Wait. Aren't you already making a comic at TLZ and didnt you scrap your first one?
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