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Freako

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« Reply #280 on: 10-06-2011 09:56 »

VERY GOOD.
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« Reply #281 on: 10-06-2011 10:21 »

Just need to work out what. I WILL LEAVE YOUR THREAD ALONE NOW.
winna

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« Reply #282 on: 10-06-2011 11:50 »

I help give Freako good ideas all the time! big grin

Want me to pm you with some wild ......

I'm clearly not fooling anybody, all of my ideas are profane, pornographic, and beyond terrifyingly ridiculous.  The only people that enjoy them are small children incapable of speech and an insane asylum escapee.
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« Reply #283 on: 10-06-2011 11:55 »
« Last Edit on: 10-06-2011 11:57 »

I have no idea what it is or what it's for.

I have no idea either.

I'm clearly not fooling anybody, all of my ideas are profane, pornographic, and beyond terrifyingly ridiculous.

And that's why they're so perfect!
Freako

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« Reply #284 on: 10-07-2011 10:11 »

This is all injokes so none of it will make sense to anyone here but,



And that is the first time you've ever seen me without a red hoodie.
winna

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« Reply #285 on: 10-07-2011 10:59 »

Lol, Gerard's Amigggggaaaaa!!!  That is so like him.  I noticed no red hoodie before reading the comment though. roll eyes
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« Reply #286 on: 10-07-2011 13:11 »

So did your tablet-fu triumph over AmigaDOS? Spill.

I don't know who to root for. My first computer was an Amiga 2000...
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« Reply #287 on: 10-07-2011 13:45 »


Looks like a pretty even matchup.   My first computer was an Amiga 1000.  And I recycled my 3000 before learning that they are in high demand frown

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« Reply #288 on: 10-07-2011 18:54 »


Porno? At a drive-in? How wonderfully decadent.[/Hedonism Bot]

We had to sneak through the woods to the back of the drive-in theater parking lot at 16... and most of the films were lame soft-core.  Before 16 we were scrounging for bits of "lad mags" that the older kids would stash.

It was insane the amount of effort that kids would go to to score some sweet-meat mags back in the 70's (when I was in high school).  Instead of baseball cards, some of us more perverted guys would meet up at an undisclosed location and swap out the mags on a monthly basis.  Except the high-and-mighty guy who proclaimed that he was dating/fucking the prettiest girl in school.  She was pretty, but as fickled as they came.  Their relationship lasted almost two months before she scored the BBD (Bigger, Better Deal).  Since he had been so fucking obnoxious about his "relationship", he was kicked out of the pornomag swapmeets.

Then I had a friend who mentored me on the wrestling team graduate and he got a job at a convience store.  Back then, they sold porno mags in the open, right next to the Readers Digest and other mainstream mags (believe me, it was a different time).  I had a job, I had money, so I personally increased the porno stash tremendously.  He would sell me whatever I wanted, just as long as there were no other customers in the store to report that he was selling hard-core porno to a pimply-faced 16 year old.  Even when I had a girlfriend, I bought porno mags.  The raunchier, the better.  Truth be told, I did buy Playboy for the articles (Stan Lee, William Shatner, Jimmy Carter [yes, the 39th POTUS did an interview for Playboy]).

When I was 20, I met up with an 18 year old girl who found my porno statsh while snooping around my apartment.  Expecting our relationship to be over, she just shook her head and muttered "Lame".  The next time I saw her, she bought over about a dozen hard-core bondage mags with the pages dog-eared to the things she wanted to experience herself.  I was more than happy to attempt to meet her expectations.  That woman ended up becoming my first wife.

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We couldn't imagine a gadget not much bigger than a deck of cards that you could use to call anyone in the world or watch seksy movies on.  Huzzah for technology!

Honest to God, I was having my Challeger at the Auto Service Department last week and was sitting in the waiting room.  A guy sitting two seats away had an iPhone (Or maybe a small movie player) with the earbuds in his ears.  I caught a glimpse of what he was watching - a hardcore porn flick.  Even I wouldn't do anything like that.
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« Reply #289 on: 10-07-2011 19:41 »

iPod- instant Porn on demand.

Ralph? She was into that?
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #290 on: 10-07-2011 20:42 »

OooooH...

And...

The RePossessions...

(Bender)  It's gonna be fun on the bunch.
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« Reply #291 on: 10-07-2011 21:33 »

(Bender)  It's gonna be fun on the bunch.

wtf?
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« Reply #292 on: 10-07-2011 21:34 »

iPod- instant Porn on demand.

It's a different world, these days.

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Ralph? She was into that?

Very much so.  She found "vanilla sex" boring.  There has to be a high degree of trust between partners to engage in such "deviant" activities.  I was the first and only person she ever trusted with her "desires".
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« Reply #293 on: 10-07-2011 21:36 »
« Last Edit on: 10-07-2011 21:37 »

That's actually, the most sweet and funny love story I ever heard.

Eat your womb out Juno!  We might just have the next romantic comedy indie sleeper hit on our hands.  Only without inane dialogue that makes you want to punch Ellen Page in the throat every time she talks.
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« Reply #294 on: 10-07-2011 22:50 »
« Last Edit on: 10-07-2011 23:24 »

Lisa was perhaps the most "different" type of woman I've ever had in a relationship.  She was smart, funny, didn't have an enemy in the world, yet she was rather distrustful of most people.  Her mother died when she was young and her father sexually abused her from puberty until she moved away from him and moved in with me.  She hated him so much she refused to attend his funeral.

She was very talented, she picked up one of my guitars when we were dating, she took a few lessons and from then on she could play some of the hardest songs around.

She always dressed well, telling me that she wanted every guy walking by us to think that I was the luckiest guy in the world to have a classy chick like her.

She demanded attention.  In some ways she was high maintenance, but she was never bitchy about things.  I just learned over time the important things to her and tried to give her what she wanted.  She was never much into material things except her clothing.  It didn't have to be name brand or expensive, but it had to be of decent quality.

When she bought me the bondage mags, we set up the "safeword" and all the safety things.  The final thing she told me was, "Now that we're a couple, you will treat me like a lady in public and like a whore in the bedroom."  It was not a request, it was a demand.

Sometimes we'd be at a restaraunt and she would randomly point out a couple and ask me if I thought they were into kinky sex.  Personally, I never did think such things about other couples, but she would say stuff like, "He's a submissive guy, he lets her take over," or "I bet they're into really kinky shit*" or "That guy gives me the shivers - I bet he's a goddamned child molester".  

Lisa loved sex and she loved to experiment - that was something that she wasn't bashful or ashamed about.  I'm just glad that we met and I never had to play mind games with her, unlike most of the other women I've dated.

*really kinky shit was stuff that even we weren't into attempting, like electroplay, enemas, breath play, "rough sex" (like actual beatings during sex - some people do it) and other disgusting things like beastiality.  She also considered "group sex" as "distasteful".
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« Reply #295 on: 10-07-2011 22:58 »

How did it end?
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #296 on: 10-07-2011 23:26 »

She had a cerebral aneurysm that ruptured and killed her on Sunday, Sept 23, 1985.

Her ashes are stored in one of my gun safes.

And yes, I miss her every day.
Christopher

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« Reply #297 on: 10-07-2011 23:30 »

Good god that is depressing. I'm sorry Ralph frown
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« Reply #298 on: 10-08-2011 00:16 »
« Last Edit on: 10-08-2011 00:17 »

Oh Jesus, sorry Ralph. frown

You have a gun safe? So American. tongue

Also,

Sunday, Sept 23, 1985.

it was a Monday.
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« Reply #299 on: 10-08-2011 00:26 »

Ralph. Write a book. The experiences you experienced shouldn't be contained to your alcohol soaked mind, or a Futurama fan message board. Fuck Johnathan Goldsmith. You, my drunken internet friend, are the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Freako

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« Reply #300 on: 10-08-2011 01:26 »

El-Man

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« Reply #301 on: 10-08-2011 01:26 »

I concur. Put fingers to keyboard, Ralph.

But let us take this elsewhere before Freako scolds us for cluttering his art thread.
Freako

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« Reply #302 on: 10-11-2011 09:55 »
« Last Edit on: 10-11-2011 09:57 »

I has finished most of Randi in my Leiapadme ad futurefreak portrait it's coming along really well I think.



Somebody tell her to stroll in here and take a look.
Demeter

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« Reply #303 on: 10-11-2011 11:25 »

I love how you do noses!
Freako

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« Reply #304 on: 10-11-2011 11:31 »

I don't even know how I do them. D:
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« Reply #305 on: 10-11-2011 17:38 »

Very impressive. Especially the hair.
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« Reply #306 on: 10-11-2011 18:27 »

There's something not quite right with it Freako...

Yes!  I know what it is:  She's wearing clothes.

Not your style at all!

(Actually, it's really good.  Randi should print the finished version and tell people she paid big bucks to have a personal portrait made.)
Freako

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« Reply #307 on: 10-12-2011 01:28 »

She isn't wearing any clothes, I haven't drawn her shirt yet!
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« Reply #308 on: 10-12-2011 02:41 »

Oh...

I didn't see the "first".

I actually feel really sad reading that now. 
spira

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« Reply #309 on: 10-12-2011 04:40 »

Ooh, nice job. Something about the eyebrows seems kind of odd, like they're blurry, but it's not a big deal.
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« Reply #310 on: 10-12-2011 16:28 »
« Last Edit on: 11-09-2011 15:38 »

 cry
Freako

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« Reply #311 on: 10-24-2011 03:45 »

Wanted to draw something disgusting.

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« Reply #312 on: 10-24-2011 04:00 »


I think it's a very nice drawing, but why is your heart bleeding green?

Freako

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« Reply #313 on: 10-24-2011 04:03 »

Zoidberg.
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #314 on: 10-24-2011 04:06 »

I am confused, yet slightly aroused. Maybe scareroused. Now stop drawing scary/arousing Leelas and draw awkward/aroused PEELers!
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« Reply #315 on: 10-24-2011 04:27 »

Zoidberg.

He should be fine with his remaining two?  Three? hearts.  seriously, it's a very nice drawing. 
El-Man

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« Reply #316 on: 10-24-2011 05:00 »

I think this warrants a caption:

Leegola: Hmm, strange... it's like a cross between shellfish and dirty socks. Might be better cooked, though.
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« Reply #317 on: 10-24-2011 05:45 »

It's clool, but there's a few bits that need refinement/work. Obviously this is just a sketch though, so I'll hold my bitching till later.
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« Reply #318 on: 10-24-2011 10:24 »

He should be fine with his remaining two?  Three? hearts.  seriously, it's a very nice drawing. 

It's from Bender's Game... When they think he's the Tunneling Horror....?
Freako

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« Reply #319 on: 10-26-2011 06:37 »

Drawing... whatever

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