A Bigger Ship (Warning Contains Major Spoilers of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela")

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Warning Contains Major Spoilers of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" Episode 2 of series 2.

Warning Contains Major Spoilers of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" Episode 2 of series 2.

Warning Contains Major Spoilers of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" Episode 2 of series 2.

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A Bigger Ship

Warning contains major spoilers of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" Episode 2 of series 2. Something different happens at the end of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela's." events in a parallel universe.

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Scene: Eden Location. V-GINY is in the sky.

V-GINY: 'Here the righteous word of the mighty V-GINY. [All the PE staff  down below along with Zapp make panicking noises while pointing at V-GINY up in the sky.]

Bender: 'The mighty V-GINY!

[Fry giggles.]

V-GINY: 'Seeing you frolic in this sun spoiled garden, gives hope that this world may yet be redeemed.
Farnsworth: 'Huzza! The purity chant worked! [V-GINY fires a rectangle blob covering what is between his legs.]

V-GINY: 'Unacceptable wardrobe malfunction! I was referring to Adam and Eve. Pan to Leela and Zapp.]

Leela: 'We're not Adam and Eve! You see due to a series of--

V-GINY: 'Have sex! Or I shall destroy Earth! [It gestures it's guns.]

[All of a sudden a massive black space ship about 10 times the size of V-GINY looking like a mechanical squid appears with a blinding flash of blue light.]

Monster Ship: (speaking in a cold, machine-like, anonymous voice) 'I am Sinervereign, you're destruction is at hand: V-GINY. By me.

Bender: 'Ain't getting really any good search results for "Sinvereign" from google. (see for yourself http://www.google.ie/search?q=Sinvereign&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a)

[V-GINY  fires at Sinvereign. It has no effect on it. Sinvereign then wraps it's tentacles around V-GINY, squeezing V-GINY tightly. V-GINY glows red, then is vaporized in a blinding flash of red light.]

Sinvereign: 'Destruction complete. Exiting! To home parallel universe. [Then Sinvereign itself disappears with a blinding flash of blue light. Everyone cheers, apart from Zapp looking down at his feet sad.]

Zapp: 'Aww! Do we still get to have sex? [Leela punches him in the jaw, knocking him to the ground.] Ow. [He rubs his bloody jaw.] That really hurt.

Leela: 'Good! And as for the other thing ...(shouting) No, and never again!

Zapp: 'Aww!

Fry: 'Yeah! I'm the only one Leela's gonna have sex with! [Face turning red realising what he just said.] Oh, um. I mean only if she wants--

Leela: 'Correct Fry, only with you.

Fry: 'Phew! [Wiping the sweat off his forehead, while Zapp sits up.]

Zapp: 'He-he! Correct, that sounds like a sexy word. [Leela kicks him the the shoulder knocking him back over back onto the ground.] Ow! Now, what was that for?!

Leela: 'My plain hatred of you.

The End.  

Bender: (voice over) 'Hi, it's me, Bender, and I'm here to talk to you about censorship ... well kinda and some of the other crap that's related to it. You may know me as a real jerk on TV, and I do crazy things, but that doesn't mean you have to do what I do on TV and what any other person like would like myself. You have a mind of your own, I sure hope you know the difference between right and wrong. Like stealing, I do it, but doesn't mean you have-to do it, be moral stand for what is right and defend it, we are in this together. So just becasue you see someone being evil on TV, that doesn't mean you have-to be, you can enjoy evil characters and such, but don't do what they do in real life. Anyway, that's some of it covered ... Oh and while you were reading this I yanked out a guy's heart, a Human guy that is, for my old one got rotten on me. So till next time meatbags.

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^Lol

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Shut the F-word up.

Aw, no. We live in a free world, where we can express our opinions, no matter how stupid they may seem, unless their too filthy for here. Call me an idiot if you want or something worse, for I am all of those things. Edit: Wll not really all of those things.

You want to learn to be nice, or if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. Or even learn to give constructive criticism, without making cheaply rushly made comments of an insulting nature.

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Or, you know, Leela talks to Fry after V-GINEY leaves and apologizes, saying the safety of billions of Earthicans was at hand. Being lovable Fry, he forgives her.

THE END

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Reading that has made me appreciate how good the writing actually is in In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela.

I mean, it's not really Futurama standard, but just looking at what it could be helps keep it all in perspective.

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Which that? I'm assuming my that. Thanks for the praise! I have a feeling I'll be up for a PEELie this year for that.

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I have one last thing to say which is actually good news for you, before I become a lurker here and never post here ever again. Freako, and anyone else like you, are you going to be a jerk to anyone who posts fan fiction here even if it's crap? Like my stuff.

Goodbye PEEL.

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I meant the fanfic 'that', sorry.