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Starship Captain
« on: 03-26-2002 13:47 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2002 13:47 »

As we all know my last fan-fic was utter crap. Likely because I made it up as I went along but this ones different. It even has one a those whatcachallits-----plots!

Shiny Metal Jackass
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The P.E. lounge.

 Fry and Bender are watching t.v.
T.V.: Hi, I'm the head of Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to eat some poo.
Fry: We should do that some time.
Bender: What? Wear jellyfish as fashion accessories?
Fry: No. I mean make a T.V. show.
Bender: But Fry, wherever would we get camera's, lights, and costumes?

Momcorp. Studios.

Fry and Bender are running away from Morbo. Bender is carrying a camera in each arm and Fry is pushing along a rack of clothes.
Bender: So long, suckers!
Morbo: Morbo demands you give those back!

Planet Express.

Amy is in the lounge watching horror movies. The lights are off.
Amy: NO! Kimberley! Look behind you!
Ding! Dong! The doorbell rang.
Amy ( nervously looking around ) : eep.
She picks up a broom and walks to the door. She opens it.
Kif: Excu- (hits him with broom) uh… (passes out)
Amy: Kif! Oh-no!

Dr.Zoidberg's office.

Kif (waking up): Uh…
Amy: How is he?
Zoidberg: This is the hardest part…sigh.
Kif: Where am I? Amy?
Zoidberg: Uh…as I was saying he's fine. Now just take two of these and call me in the morning. (hands packet to Kif)
Kif: Uh, these are fertility drugs.
Zoidberg: Excuse me. I'm the doctor here.
Amy: Kif, what are you doing here?
Kif: I'm selling cookie's door-to-door to raise money for the D.O.O.P.
Zoidberg: Ahem! I believe the small matter of my payment is still unresolved.
Kif: But all I have are these cookie's.
Zoidberg (grabbing cookie's): Vat is this? (sniff.sniff) mmmmmmm…gingernut.
Kif: Uh, thank you doctor. How can I ever repay you?
Zoidberg: got any chocolate chip?

Loading bay.

Fry and Bender have set up a stage in front of the P.E. ship. Fry walks on wearing lipstick, rouge and mascara.
Fry: Well, I'm done in makeup. Got the dog?
Bender: Oh, yeah.
He opens his chest compartment and a panting dog falls out.
Fry: lights! (Leela turns the ship's head-lights on from the bridge.) camera's! ( Morbo's hover-camera's
Fly out of their cages knocking over both the professor and Hermes) Action!
Bender: Dog's ass: take one.
Fry: Hi, I'm Fry and hello and I'm gonna kick this dog up the ass.
Leela: This is the best you could come up with?
Bender: Shush. He's performing.
As Fry is about to kick the dog it turns around and bites him on the leg.
Fry: Ow! Ow! Bad doggie!! Bender! Leela! Help!
Bender: Uh-uh, Fry. This stuff is gold!

Conference room.

Kif and Zoidberg are arguing.
Kif: No way am I taking fertility drugs for a headache!
Zoidberg: Look, Mr. Smarty-skirt, I don't see you with a mail order degree in medicine!
Kif: Perhaps not but, fertility drugs? Are you mad?
Zoidberg: It's an ancient martian remedy!
Kif: Then let's see if Amy can confirm this.
Zoidberg: Fine.

The lounge.

Amy is watching Mars and away. Zoidberg and Kif come in.
Kif: Amy, are fertility drugs a traditional Martian cure for headaches?
Amy: I'm not sure, but my parents would know.
Zoidberg: Who has a quarter for the phone booth?
Amy: Not me.
Kif: I have cookies.

Loading Bay.

Amy, Kif and Zoidberg sneak into the P.E. Ship.
Bender: Let me show you how it's done Fry!
Bender is onstage about to kick a kneeling Hermes up the ass.
Bender: Lights (Amy accidentaly turns on the ship's spotlights) Camera's! (Fry is trying to keep Morbo's rampant hover camera's on lease's) Action!
Fry: Hermes ass: Take one.
The P.E. ship turns 180 degrees around. The engine narrowly misses Hermes because he is kneeling but one of the wings hits Bender propelling him into Fry. Hermes stands up just as the engine starts up in his face.
Hermes: Ow, mon.
The ship flies straight through the wall and into the sky.
Fry: Women drivers



Space Pope
« Reply #1 on: 03-26-2002 14:13 »

I suggest you put breaks between scenes. Otherwise, this is pretty funny.

Space Pope
« Reply #2 on: 03-26-2002 14:58 »

yeah, thumbs up. i like it...  big grin

Starship Captain
« Reply #3 on: 03-26-2002 17:21 »

Originally posted by Kryten:
I suggest you put breaks between scenes. Otherwise, this is pretty funny.
done.Making your post utterly stupid.Ah,well.
Anyways,glad you all like it.If you were confused about why Zoidberg,Kif and Amy flew away in the P.E. ship they were going to mars to see Amy's parents.Coming in part 2 Fry and bender break Leela's hover-bike on a stunt and have to sell their equipment and then raise more money to get it fixed.While on Mars Amy see's there isn't enough fuel to get back to earth so kif and zoidberg have to go miles into the desert to get some more.


Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
« Reply #4 on: 03-26-2002 17:51 »

Good story, Kennedy. Funny, funny stuff.  big grin

salutatory committee member
DOOP Secretary
« Reply #5 on: 03-26-2002 23:16 »

nice one Kennedy  big grin
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