The New General Art Thread - Now with more Bear!

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Marcus, I thought that you are Marcusabroad. 

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I am! Sorry, that little sig link appears automatically when you host anything with imageshack. edited it away. Also, new page, so requotepostdouble.

I didn't do this pic, but I wish I had - brilliant idea/dialogue

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Cameltoe ahoy!

How the hell does she stay upright with a sack of potatoes strapped to her chest though?

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The girdle probably helps.

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Heheh, well I like it anyway

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Oh great, now I'm even more turned-on by Zapp Brannigan...

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Well took me a while to get around to a suggestion after my previous set of pics. Took a little longer with two characters but I think it has turned out ok.

Another slighty cheeky pic, so behind spoiler tags to protect more delacate eyes.

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I very much approve.

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I too, approve. Albeit Leela looks like she's been licking toads.
Well she's sure been licking something.

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My reaction to Wu's latest entry:

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Amy: Oh, hi Fry.  Wanna join us?

Fry: hamamama

Amy:  C'mon in Fry, Leela just finshed me off, let her take care of you.

Leela:  AMY!

Amy:  Oh, hush Leela.  You look good on your knees and you were bitching about how long it's been since you had a man.  I'm sure Fry will "service" you the way you want.

Leela:  Well, Okay.  But it's only a "friendly fuck".

Amy:  C'mon Fry, now's your chance.

Leela:  (with disgust in her voice)  He fainted.  The one time I give him permission to "take care of my needs", he faints.

Amy:  Aw Leela, don't be that way.  I can take care of those needs.  Now stand up and grab something.  I don't want you falling on me like you did last time.

Leela:  (demurely)  Yes Miss Wong.  I'll be good and you won't have to punished me again.

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My reaction to Wu's latest entry:

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Amy: Oh, hi Fry.  Wanna join us?

Fry: hamamama

Amy:  C'mon in Fry, Leela just finshed me off, let her take care of you.

Leela:  AMY!

Amy:  Oh, hush Leela.  You look good on your knees and you were bitching about how long it's been since you had a man.  I'm sure Fry will "service" you the way you want.

Leela:  Well, Okay.  But it's only a "friendly fuck".

Amy:  C'mon Fry, now's your chance.

Leela:  (with disgust in her voice)  He fainted.  The one time I give him permission to "take care of my needs", he faints.

Amy:  Aw Leela, don't be that way.  I can take care of those needs.  Now stand up and grab something.  I don't want you falling on me like you did last time.

Leela:  (demurely)  Yes Miss Wong.  I'll be good and you won't have to punished me again.

What is this? Futurama fantasy camp?

Yes, that's exactly what this is.

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What is this? Futurama fantasy camp?

Yes, that's exactly what this is.

Run by Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters?

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[Edna Krabapple]Hah![/Edna Krabapple]

I too, approve. Albeit Leela looks like she's been licking toads.
Well she's sure been licking something.

You know, I once read (in Reader's Digest of course) that pupil dilation can also indicate that a person is looking at something they find attractive.

Wait, why am I encouraging them..?
I don't know, Maz. I just don't know.

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*grins*
Niiiice.

pupil dilation can also indicate that a person is looking at something they find attractive.

Not exactly. While normally dilating to admit more photons in low-light settings, the iris can also dilate when something (attractive or not) has elicited conscious interest and warrants detailed examination... that could be something beautiful, or something particularly hideous.
However pupillary response does occur at the point of orgasm.

...just for everyone's information.


I'll just ooze... away?

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However pupillary response does occur at the point of orgasm.

...just for everyone's information.

The vinegar strokes!

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Pfft. You and your excessive "facts". Are you calling Amy's naked body ugly?

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Well took me a while to get around to a suggestion after my previous set of pics. Took a little longer with two characters but I think it has turned out ok.

All the good jokes've  been done already, so I'll just say great pic, nicely done!

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So you'll remember that, a time ago, I said I was working on a drawing thing for a friend that wasn't a Clock Raper. Well, I haven't really made a lot of progress with that (Hey, I'm not as good as I used to be at drawing and I'm working on other stuff... Writing stuff.) But I'm working a little bit on it right now and so far it's looking kinda terrible (I have yet to even start on that damn background). I was thinking about starting again for a while before I realise that what I'd drawn so far looked just hilarious (at least to me) so I showed the dog that I'd drawn as part of this monstrocity to said friend and, she too, found it hilarious so I'm continuing with this "terrible yet somehow funny" style.

Look at this dog.

Questions? Comments? Tell me how much it sucks?

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Is it dead or just sleeping?

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Good question. Lemme look into that...

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How about sleeping because it's about to die?

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Great, now I can't get the ending of Jurassic Bark out of my head.

He's such a little trooper!

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This... isn't so much a pic as a test of some stuff: a slightly different colour palette, proportions, lining, and filter-finishing. No proper shading, because it's just a trial!

I'll be amazed if anyone actually notices a difference between this and my usual pics, but I think I like the changes; any thoughts warmly welcomed! 

spoilered for nekkidness.

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By Marcusabroad

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I'll be amazed if anyone actually notices a difference between this and my usual pics, but I think I like the changes; any thoughts warmly welcomed! 

Leela always looks a little softer and rounder when you do her, Marcus. Certainly hairier, but we all have our favourite things.

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I don't know about any of the fancy computer gimmicks being applied, but she looks great. All in proportion, resolution excellent - border width ratio perfect.

By way of congratulation, have this complimentary jar of bikini wax.

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I'm a bit surprised Marcus hasn't done a Lee Lemon pic yet. 

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I guess Fry is trying out the professor's new x-ray glasses that only see through clothing.

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Aww, you guys are the best, cheers!

@ El + coldy: SPb_Petr did softened, rounder Leelas/Amys really well, and I like 'em enough to steal it Oh, and I'll pass along the wax to Amy...

I'm a bit surprised Marcus hasn't done a Lee Lemon pic yet. 

Hey! That's... hmmm... now you mention it... dare I futa?

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That would be fucking hilarious.

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I'm a bit surprised Marcus hasn't done a Lee Lemon pic yet. 

I did.... very very wrong. It was a Lemon x Brannigan pic seen thru Brannigan's eyes (since he was attracted to what he thought was a man)... Didn't like it so I scrapped it. But lots and lots of male on douche...er..Male seckings.

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double postccident, sorry.

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I'm a bit surprised Marcus hasn't done a Lee Lemon pic yet.  

I did.... very very wrong. It was a Lemon x Brannigan pic seen thru Brannigan's eyes (since he was attracted to what he thought was a man)... Didn't like it so I scrapped it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! That would have been so funny...

edit: no futa yet, but I've had this pic idea in my head for ages... Only a modified sketch so far, and any faults, corrections, or suggestions'd be great Sorry it's a but messy - tricky one to draw!


By Marcusabroad

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO! That would have been so funny...

lol I didn't think it did the pic justice. I plan on doing another... I just couldn't really figure out who'd be... *cough*....the Pitcher and the Catcher.

Although, thinking about it, I guess "Lee" would be pitching.... XD

Question: How graphic can a picture be?  lol

As for the picture, I find the most erotic part of the woman is the bewbies.... so make 'em bigger!

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A pic like that, every loving pencil- or mouse-stroke'd be entitled to visions and revisions, right enough! Here's hoping a version emerges, though.

Answer: On peel? Not very... actual 'innings' totally obscured, and if the Batter's Up, pic'll probably be taken down (it's amazing how far you can stretch a metaphor, isn't it?).

On a bunch of other sites, however, anything goes. Anywhere. Chuck us a PM for addresses if you'd like

edit: 'let's give the characters balance problems' is a great game 

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Interesting, Marcus. The 'Leela and Amy' wrestling scene seems to be a recurring favourite with many fans. What is that, some sort of leg scissor lock? Where's our resident ex-wrestler...?

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I'm all for female pelvic grinding!

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Oh, that hold has several names.  Paul Jones use to call it the Indian Death Lock (his version had him laying down after it was locked in - if the opponent wasn't limber and flexible, it could painful as hell.)  

The late Jay Youngblood used it very often and use the name "Indian Death Lock", except he remained standing after locking it in.  He (legit) tore the ligaments in Sgt. Slaughter's knees with this hold.

Then Sting called it "The Scorpion Deathlock" during the late 80's and early 90's.

It use to be a popular submission hold years ago so I wouldn't be surprised to seen several diffferent names for the hold surface.

BTW, Marcus:  BRAVO!  I can't wait to see the finished product.

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Glad it appeals, thanks!  Could be a good 'un - I'll be working on showing sweat in this one, never got that right yet.

And re. naming,
1) I'm amazed and chuffed that it's even vaguely recognisable as a real wrestling hold, cheers! I struggled over the exact anatomy and positioning of Amy for a while, ended up winging it.
2) El and Ralph are right, hold needs a name (and pic'll need a title)... The Groin Grinder, Clit Crusher, Wax up-Wax off et al. are obvious options, but... I dunno, all seem kind of coarse for Leela...

Besides, call me a sexist reprobate {is deafened}, but this kind of looks like it's Amy's finishing maneuvre as much as it's Leela's...

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Oh, that hold has several names.  Paul Jones use to call it the Indian Death Lock (his version had him laying down after it was locked in - if the opponent wasn't limber and flexible, it could painful as hell.) 

The late Jay Youngblood used it very often and use the name "Indian Death Lock", except he remained standing after locking it in.  He (legit) tore the ligaments in Sgt. Slaughter's knees with this hold.

Then Sting called it "The Scorpion Deathlock" during the late 80's and early 90's.

It's more appealing when it isn't hairy men rubbing their ballsacks together though.

Nice one Marcus - are we gonna see a colour version of that?

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Thanks coldy And absolutely, aim to finish it off soon-ish, after I copy a background.