Scene Atlantic City tube exit. The exit is in front of a mattress store. Three people pop out of the tube landing on their feet. Xavier pops out hitting the padded wall and landing on a mattress. He climbs off the bed and starts walking out of the store.
Xavier: Hmmmm where two gwo?
In front of him are two signs, one pointing towards New New York, and the other pointing to the backstreets of Atlantic City. He is suddenly lifted up by a policeman.
Policeman: Hey, an unattended child! Finally I can beat Chet’s record of most abandoned kids picked up!
Xavier points to the New New York side, even though he doesn’t know it.
Policeman: Ah, you’re a Newyorkian. Let’s take you downtown and get your fingerprints.
Fry and Zoidberg are waking back to Planet Express to find Bender
Zoidberg: Fry, I thought I saw your son
Fry: When tell me, wait why should I believe you. Now my legs are freezing
Zoidberg: Maybe it’s because I had to shear them off
We pan out and see fry walking in his underwear with Zoidberg still on a leash
Leela: Oh no, I have a bad feeling Fry lost Xavier
Amy: Don’t worry; I’m sure they are walking through the park or through the backstreets of the city
Cubert: Amy! Don’t you know everything bad happens in the backstreets, just look at the Backstreet Boys!
Leela: I don’t care; I’m calling Bender to see if they are all right
Xavier is looking out of the window off the police car and he sees Pimps, suicide booths, graffiti, the backstreet boys’ heads, roller skaters, a painting of a circuit board and the Robot Devil.
Police man: Okay here we are, now you just wait here and do nothing
The policeman stops another policeman.
Policeman: hey Chet, what is that over there?
Chet: a kid?
Policeman: Nope, number 95!
Chet: Aww man!
Policeman: All right!
Chet: Wait a second I know that kid!
Policeman: You do?
Chet: Yea a bending robot showed me his picture when I caught him picking up some floozies. He said that he was picking up his “sons” nanny from the street corner.
Policeman: Well I’ll be! Lemme run it through the system
He takes Xavier’s fingerprint and checks the computer
Policeman: Your right Chet, he belongs to some oddball and that guy from the stupid ages.
Xavier: Daddy dumb!
Chet: Right you are little fella
Policeman: Let’s send him through the tubes
Chet picks up Xavier and puts him into a transport tube.
Policeman: Send this kid to Planet Express, New New York
Xavier flies off into the tube and starts yelling and screaming with joy
Leela: Bender how’s my baby?
nervously) he’s with Fry and they are eating oatmeal in the head museum
Leela: ummmm okay
Bender: They will be here soon once Fry finds X
Bender: Uh your breaking up (makes fake static sounds) got (shhh) to (shhh) go (shhh)
Leela: Oh Lord, Hermes I am leaving and going back home
Hermes: Whatever (he keeps limboing)
Fry: Bender! Have you seen Xavier?
Bender: No, but I saw Elzar and he gave me a signed copy of his cookbook
Zoidberg: Ummm Bender, a footprint on a cookbook isn’t an autograph…
Fry: It’s no use, I’m gonna hafta call-
Suddenly they hear a screaming kid, look up at the tubes and Fry gets hit in the back by Xavier they both land on the ground, Fry face plant and Xavier on top.
Zoidberg: that was so coincidental that you might call it uncanny
Fry gets up and throws Xavier in the air and catches him
Xavier: Daddy Dumb! (he laughs)
Fry: Oh Xavier! I thought I would never see you again! And whatever you just said I agree!
Bender: How ‘bout we all eat some oatmeal?!
He takes oastmeal out of his cheast cabinate and they all sit on the stoop of Planet Express eating Oatmeal, Fry feeding Xavier his. Leela arrives by a taxi at that moment.
Leela: Xavier! (She runs out of the cab and grabs Xavier hugging him tightly and kissing him)
Fry: Hi Sweetie! How was your trip?
Leela: Miserable I kept thinking of the things you-
(she looks at his boyish grin and his concerning eyes and stops her sentence)
Fry: Well, we had fun today right!
Xavier: Daddy take me to stweets and thew tubes and on bweds and daddy dumb!
Leela looks at Fry who is agreeing with everything Xavier is trying to say. They catch each others eyes and kiss.
Zoidberg: Don’t mind if I do!
Leela: Why are you in your underwear?
Xavier: see? Daddy dumb!
Or is it? It is up to you the loyal or unloyal reader will help me decide! Prequel or sequel?