Universe Jumping Bender

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It's in present tense.

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Universe Jumping Bender, part 1
By Rush

Scene: TV Screen. A disco sort of light flashes shooting up out of the bottom of the TV screen over in the middle of the light blue background. Then a ship that's colored sliver which looks remarkably similar to the Planet Express Ship flies over near the top of the screen, in the middle pops up "FUTURDRAMA" in red underneath and near the bottom pop up a quote "Not In Black And White Anymore". Then the ship flies through the first R in "FUTURDRAMA" Then the coastline of New New York City appears on screen for around a second with the Statue Of Liberty briefly seen. Then the ship flies through the city passing by traffic jams in the sky,several billboards some of which are "Slurm""Bachelor Chow""MOM's Friendly ROBOT COMPANY" and"FLESHLO-POID DATING SERVICES". Then the ship passes two tube lines filled with people. As all that happened there was some sort of music with ringing bells playing.

Fry: [shouting, sitting on the couch wearing white underwear, and wearing a gray vest in:Robot Arms Apartments:Bender's and Fry Lounge] 'Quick quick, Bender! Futurdrama is on!

Bender: [Runs in, and jumps on the couch] 'Oh, I love this. It's like we can see into are own lives.

On the TV screen the ship crashes through a billboard.

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender appear in midair over the TV, falls on it smashing it to pieces.

U-J-Bender: (crying) 'Make it stop! What universe am I in now?!

Bender: 'Yo, get outta here!

U-J-Bender: (screaming)' Please help me!..Oh no! Here we go again!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender falls screaming through the wormhole with all sorts of flashing colorers filled with mostly grandfather-clocks and cuckoo-clocks constantly going off plus hundreds of other different types of clocks.

U-J-Bender: 'Stop please! [Bender stops moving in midair as another Bender who's lost jumping through universes too stops beside him] Me?

U-J-Bender 2#: 'Oh, no. Farnsworth did the same thing to you in you're universe. Didn't he?

U-J-Bender 1#: 'Yea the fu--[he gets pulls through wormhole]Craaaaap!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender 1# disappears.

Scene: Tempus Nebula. The ship flies away from the nebula.

Cut to: Ships Cockpit. Fry looks through the window.

Fry: Oh! [He walks to the window and presses his face against the glass. As the ship gets further away from the nebula Fry sees the stars around it form an "O" in a huge message that reads "I Love You, Leela".] That's how I must have done it! I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.

Cut to: Outside the ship's cargo bay window. U-J-Bender appears and sees Leela in cargo bay getting ready the detonator.

U-J-Bender: [Screaming, banging on the window]Help meeeee!

Leela runs towards to the window and gasps seeing Fry's Message but does not notice U-J-Bender.

Bender : [on intercom] Detonation in four--

Leela: (her voice in the background of the intercom) 'Nooo! Stop it Bender! Abort now!

Bender: [on intercom] 'One. Boom! Ha ha ha!

Cut to: Ship's Cockpit.

Fry: (screaming) 'Noooooo!

Leela: (her voice in the background of the intercom) 'Hi-yah!

Bender: [on intercom] 'Ow!

Leela runs in.

Leela: 'Fry!

Fry: 'Did you---[She dives on Fry, knocking him over and kisses him.] Umm! [Fry becomes limp, and relaxes into the kiss] Mmmm--

Bender walks in rubbing his head.

Bender: 'There was no need to kick me in the hea---[sees Leela on top of Fry making-out with him]Whoa! W-what''s going on here?

Leela breaks out of the kiss look at Bender, all the while Fry gasps for breath

Leela 'Fry and I...need some time alone.

Bender runs out while Leela presses her lips against Fry's lips and makes-out with him again, he dares to put his arms around her, she does not reject.

Cut to: Fry and Leela standing before Judge Whitey in court.

Whitey: 'So you two mean to tell me, that you want to remarry and you only been technically divorce, for like a few hours?

Leela and Fry: 'Yes.

Whitey: 'Remarriage is final!

He bangs his gavel.

Fry: 'So, Leela you like to have kids don't you?

Leela: 'Yes.

Cut to: What was once the Tempus Nebula. U-J-Bender is getting pulled in by the black-hole.

U-J-Bender: 'C'mon [now very close to being sucked in] Don't jump I wanna die!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender falls screaming through the wormhole.

U-J-Bender: 'Damn Itttttttt!

Hundreds,if not thousands, of other U-J-Benders go passed Bender some disappearing and some appearing.

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: New New York City Street. Bender appears in midair, falls and lands in front of a Suicide Booth.

U-J-Bender: 'An Suicide Booth?! Thank you God!

Bender stands up, makes his way inside but just as he sets one foot inside he disappears again.

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender falls through the wormhole with hands in the air.

U-J-Bender: 'Ah,now! That's just not fair!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: 65 million years ago: In some desert in Pangaea. U-J-Bender appears standing in middle of hundreds of dinosaurs all kinds of them too stampeding away from Huge Brain flying low in the air using psionic attack to kill the dinosaurs.

U-J-Bender: 'Oh, so that's what must of really killed the dinosaurs.

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender falls through the wormhole with his arms crossed.

Bender: 'You know, I'm really getting sick of this.

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Mount Everest. U-J-Bender appears on top of Everest, slips and falls down.

U-J-Bender: (screaming)'Ahhh--[ hits his head against the mountain]Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--[takes a breath]Ahhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain again]Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[takes a breath again] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[takes a breath] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender falls through the wormhole.

U-J-Bender: 'Now I'm glad, I'm back here that was painful.

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: White-House President's office. Bender appears standing before the President's desk who has his char facing the window.

U-J-Bender: [shouting, banging on the desk] 'You gotta help!

The President turns around and turns out to be none other then Roberto.

Roberto: 'What ho! What can I do for you my fellow robot.

U-J-Bender: 'Roberto? How did you become Persistent?

Roberto: 'Ah, well it all started when I got my sanity-chip installed. From there on in, I just kept going up and up in the world.

U-J-Bender: 'Do robots rule the world?

Roberto: 'Oh yes, we do and--

U-J-Bender: 'Yea yea. Is there anyway you can stop from jumping in universes.

Roberto: 'Yeah, there is and it can be done in seconds. Just if I press this button on the side of my deck.

U-J-Bender: 'Alright. We'll watch some pornos, drink and smoke some cigars afterwards.

Roberto: 'Pornos? Beers? Cigars? What do you speak of?

U-J-Bender puts his hands either side of his face and screams.

U-J-Bender: 'C'mon jump! Jump! Jump now!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Roberto turns his chair, looks out the window, sees beer bottles, beer cans,circuit diagrams, porno DVDs, porno mags and cigars falling from the sky.

Roberto: 'Oh, it's raining again.

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender falls through the wormhole.

U-J-Bender: 'Now I'm glad, I'm back here. No porno, no beer no cigars?!. That universe would be meanness to me!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Fry and Leela are on the Planet Express Balcony standing next to each other while Zoidberg makes his way slowly towards them.

Zoidberg: 'But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, coup--[as Fry places his hand on Leela's hand, she smiles while U-J-Bender falls from the sky and lands on top of Zoidberg, Fry and Leela don't turn around to look] Oh, I'm knocked out.

U-J-Bender gets up off Zoidberg and walks down the stairs,while Zoidberg remains out cold.

Fry just simply keeps his hand placed on Leela's hand for quite sometime.

Leela: (softy) 'Thank you for saving my life back there Fry.

Fry with his other hand scratches the back of his head.

Fry: (nervously) 'Ahh, it was nothing.

Leela: [Her eye narrowing] 'Why would you say that for?

She stares at Fry waiting for his reply.

Leela: 'Well?

Fry's heart at this point is beating 150 miles per hour and going very red in face.

Fry: (nervously) 'I..ah..um...ah...um...I don't know...um..em...uh--

Leela: 'Fry you're sweating!

Fry: (nervously) 'You....want...me...to take my ha--

Leela: 'No!

Leela takes a deep breath.

Leela: (softy) 'Just relax, Fry.

She rests her head on Fry's shoulder and emits a low .

Fry: (thinking) 'This is it! Come on, get one of them things, a headache with pictures say something romantic. But don't every time I say something romantic, I end up saying the wrong thing? Well, I'll be more of loser, if I don't try at least.

Leela: (softy) 'Are you ok, Fry?

Fry: 'Yeah. Leela can I say something?

Leela: 'Sure, you just said something to me right now.

Fry: 'Look Leela, I know this annoys you to no end, to no ends Leela, but-- please give me a chance! I can try and change! I'll be less immature. Just please give me a chance! Will you?

Leela: 'You will try?

Fry: (nervously) 'Yes. And I, I ,I--

Leela: (softy) 'Yes, Fry?

Fry: 'I love you, Leela!

Fry turns his head away from Leela, looks down at his feet,takes his hand off Leela's hand, knowing what he said was stupid,he expects to receive, a ass whopping or with luck just to be shouted at, but to his surprise, he didn't receive either. Fry received Leela taking both his hand in her hands.

Leela: (very softy) 'Say it again, [moves her hand closer] for me Fry.

Fry: (quietly) 'I love you, Leela.

Leela: (very softy) 'I love you too, Fry.

Fry dares to put his arms around Leela's waist, She does not reject, in-fact she does the same and also gives him gently squeeze. Leela stares into Fry's eyes for a minute and Fry does the same, their lips meet in a light tender kiss at first and then more passionately.

Cut to: Planet Express Farnsworth's Bedroom. Farnsworth sits on his four-post bed wearing his pyjamas, U-J-Bender stands over him with his hands on either side of Farnsworth's shoulders shaking him.

U-J-Bender: 'Wake up!

Farnsworth: 'I am awake! What do you want from me?

Cut to: Planet Express Balcony. Fry and Leela are still making-out.

U-J-Bender: 'Stop me from jumping in time now!

Farnsworth: 'I'm afraid I cant. You'll just either have to get used to it or wait until it stops.

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Farnsworth: 'I'm gonna have a nice bath now.

He gets him and walks into the bathroom.

Scene: Planet Express: Farnsworth's Bathroom. Farnsworth sits in the bath naked, splashing the water and playing with two rubber ducks.

Farnsworth: 'Weeee!

Cut to: Planet Express Balcony. Fry and Leela are still making-out.

Zoidberg: [waking up rubbing his head] 'Ah, what happened?

Zoidberg get up and walks down the stairs while Leela pulls out of the kiss.

Leela: 'Lets go to my place. And make up for some lost time.

Fry reaches his hand out to Leela,she quietly takes it, and then both of them walk down the stairs holding hands.

Scene: New New York City Street. Bender appears in midair, falls and lands in front of a Suicide Booth.

U-J-Bender: 'Ah, a Suicide Booth! Batter not happen the same thing that happened last time.

Bender stands up, makes his way inside but just as he sets one foot inside he disappears again.

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender falls crying through the wormhole.

U-J-Bender: (crying) 'Why?! 'Why?! That's the second time! That happened!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Applied Cryogenics Freezer Room. Nibbler is being choked by Fry under the desk.

Fry: 'Of course not. I love the future.

Nibbler: 'Then why are you choking me right now?

Fry: 'Because I don't like being used.

Nibbler: 'Well now it's your choice. [U-J-Bender appears beside under the desk] W-what-- How are you here?

Fry: 'Bender?

U-J-Bender: 'Oh don't mind me,I'm just jumping through universes.

Fry: 'Oh.

Nibbler: 'Anyway, is there nothing in the future worth saving?

Fry: 'Hm. Leela. But she doesn't think much of me.

U-J-Bender: 'Damn right. Wait! Did you just say you would only want to save Leela? What about me?! Good ol' Bender!

Nibbler: 'Shut up!

U-J-Bender: 'Ok.

Nibbler: 'Anyway, she must be The Other.

Fry: 'What?

The chair starts to tip back and Fry holds the leg.

Nibbler: 'You must not give up on her. I am stationed on a distant world known as Vergon 6. But, if you return to the future, I will transfer to Earth to give you what help I can.

U-J-Bender: 'That's a load of crap Fry! Don't listen to word he says. Leela is a worm lover.

Fry: 'Shut up Bender.

Outside, the countdown to the millennium begins.

Crowd: (chanting; from outside) 'Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Fry: 'You really think I would have had a chance with Leela?

Nibbler: 'You must choose. The present or the future? To save yourself or to save Leela.

U-J-Bender: 'Save yourself!

Crowd: (chanting; from outside) 'One.

Past Fry leans back on his chair and blows his noise maker. Future Fry blows the chair and Past Fry tumbles back into the cryo-tube which freezes him.

Fry: Yes! Here I come, future! Oh, no! Wait! I'm gonna get trapped in the Infosphere again! Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. sucks.

He fades away.

Nibbler: In a thousand years, I'll get right on it. And you. Were you trying to ruin the future?

U-J-Bender: 'Eh, sort of.

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Wormhole Gateway Dimension To Universes. Bender falls through the wormhole.

U-J-Bender: 'Well that was fun! I wonder where I'm gonna end up next?

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Scene: Mount-Everest. U-J-Bender appears on top of Everest, slips and falls down.

U-J-Bender: (screaming)'Ah, not Mount Everest again!--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[takes a breath] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[takes a breath] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

To be continued