The Leela Prank Call Thread...

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This idea was born from The Search For Leela by FuturamaPac. Froma conco between me and RDR and Evelyn as follows:

RDR- Static phone message- are they sure it's not a prank call?
FP- Does Leela even have time for prank calls? 
RDR- You raise a good point Evelyn...
BF1221- I wonder what kind of prank calls Leela would make if she had the time for them...
RDR- Ooh! That'd make a good thread!
BF1221- The Leela Prank Call Thread that'd be fun. 

So yeah we can mess around with what kinds of prank calls we think that Leela or anyone else would make.

[Reply #1 on:]

Well... I don't think Leela's the type, but I can totally see Bender making this one:


Bender: Hello sir, is your refrigerator running?

Random guy: Yes, I believe so.

Bender: Okay, because you're a giant stinking jerk! Bwahahaha!

*CLICK*


And then he and Fry would fall about laughing and all would be well with the world.


Oh, I thought of another...


Zapp: Hello?

Leela: Zapp, it's me...

Zapp: The lovely lady Leela! To what do I owe this most sensual pleasure?

Leela: Zapp, I have something to tell you...

Zapp: (aroused) Do go on.

Leela: Zapp, I realized that I... I... I really really want you.

Zapp:  ....!!!

Leela: -TO DROP DEAD! Haha!

*CLICK*


And Zapp would cry himself to sleep and all would be well with the world.

[Reply #2 on:]

Not exactly a prank call, but very Bender-ish...

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:

(Interior shot, Conference Room)
(Bender is on the phone)
Bender: Look here, jerk, here's the deal! Either you wire a hundred bucks to me right now, or I'm showing the pictures to your wife!
(Fry walks in)
Fry: Geez, Bender, what'd the guy do?
(Bender holds up phonebook)
Bender: I dunno. Gotta get lucky sometime.

[Reply #3 on:]

Bender calls Morbo:

Morbo:  Hello?

Bender:  Hello, did you know there's a kitten at your doorstep?

Morbo:  I don't have any kittens on my doorstep!

Bender:  Yes you do, go check!

Morbo:  No, I won't!  I don't believe you!

Bender:  Why do they give you gas?!

Morbo:  What?  How did you.......

Bender:  Got any Pepto Bismol?

Morbo:  Who is this?

Bender:  You better get some, because there's a kitten at your doorstep right now!  (laughes evilly)

[Reply #4 on:]

Leela's ultimate revenge on Bender.

Kif: "Hello?"

Leela: "Hey Kif. What's up? Just calling to see how you're doing."

Kif: "Oh I've had a terrible day. So there Zapp is in the tub and......"

(Leela procedes to wire the phone directly into a sleeping Bender's head.)

[Reply #5 on:]

Going with a classic from the stipid ages...

Person: Hello?
Fry: Is your refigerator running?
Person: I am a refigerator.
Fry: Well you better go catch it. *Chuckles evilly*

That was bad but what ever.