Archonix Art (take 3)

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Nice work Arch. I like the mods to the uniform. Poor Xanny with the loss of celery... haha

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Now people, we all know that the scientists and doctors of the 31st century will have a cure for women's breasts eventual defeat to gravity.

A 70 year old chick can have the perky breasts of a 20 year old.  No sagging, no stretch marks - just two wonderful mounds of flesh to be admired...

Ralph 'loves perky breasts' Snart 

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Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
Now people, we all know that the scientists and doctors of the 31st century will have a cure for women's breasts eventual defeat to gravity.

We have that now. It's called "silicone." 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
A 70 year old chick can have the perky breasts of a 20 year old.  No sagging, no stretch marks - just two wonderful mounds of flesh to be admired...

Uhm... I'm sure her breasts will be two two wonderful mounds:

 - - - - - >
I will not use the barfing smiley...

Please note that while the lady's breasts do appear firm and well-formed, the rest of her body... ah... How do I say this politely... doesn't compare quite as well.

I can't help but believe that medicine of a millenium from now will have raised cosmetic techniques to spectacular heights of vanity.

Ralph, my friend, I take it that you mean a better solution.   

If they fix osteoporosis, we may see grandma in spandex & rollerskates! 
Now, to not drag this thread any further off-topic, I'll just ooze back out under the door...

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OH MY GOD

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*barfs all over EVERYBODY*

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I find that more depressing than anything; she's so thin and frail, she looks sick.     The almost nonexistent bathing suit doesn't help matters.

 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
Now people, we all know that the scientists and doctors of the 31st century will have a cure for women's breasts eventual defeat to gravity.

I don't doubt this, but I find it interesting that it Mom doesn't seem to have taken advantage of that technology.

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She probably did like 80s guy and bought out the company that came up with the technology for asset-stripping.

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SpaceCase...thanks for blinding my mind's eye 

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Hmm... interesting image of the older lady... I am wondering how much of that is Photoshopped.  The overall image does not look realistic to me.  Maybe I am wrong but something seems fake about it all.  I do solemnly swear that I am forty something now- and I hope to always wear beach wear that flatters my age the best way... I want to be athletic into my oldest years but I do not think this image would work. Unless medicine works out that we can look younger than in this image.

BTW- I think Mom is admirable that she keeps herself in shape regardless of beauty trends.  She takes care of herself, you have to give her kudos for that!  I just hope when I am her age I am as physically fit as she is. 

 

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OH MY GOD...
...thanks for blinding my mind's eye...
*barfs all over EVERYBODY*...
 

Hey Spacey, just who do you think placed those pics in PEEL to begin with?

Damned right - it was ME!

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Dear God kill it!!!!

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Originally posted by FordMustang:
Hmm... interesting image of the older lady... I am wondering how much of that is Photoshopped.  The overall image does not look realistic to me.  Maybe I am wrong but something seems fake about it all.

I think this is what's bugging me the most.  It doesn't seem realistic, and I'm not 100% sure why (though it I had to guess, it's either the apparently non-existent belly button and the ridiculously small thong that looks like it should be revealing more than it is).  The second picture looks a bit more realistic.

 

BTW- I think Mom is admirable that she keeps herself in shape regardless of beauty trends. She takes care of herself, you have to give her kudos for that!

That's a good point.  I don't remember how old she is, but when you compare her to Farnsworth she really is a beacon of health.

...

Oh gawd, Arch, what have we done to your poor thread?   

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I still think it is Photoshopped..

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My poor beautiful thread...

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Originally posted by Archonix:

My poor beautiful thread...

Instead of dying a quick, painless death like Kryten suddenly closing the thread, now it has contracted a horrible, wasting disease.  The disease of Spacy and Ralph trying to out-gross everybody else.

At least it isn't Trek slash.

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Er, I think I need to flood the thread with picturs of MiGs and Sukhois again to take our mind off this...

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Originally posted by FordMustang:
I still think it is Photoshopped..

It isn't.  Notice the ethopians who gather round to claim her as their own.

The new pose on Skater/Fry/OnSkates/SuperHero is actiony Archonix.  Good on it!

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
Er, I think I need to flood the thread with picturs of MiGs and Sukhois again to take our mind off this...

MiGs and Sukhois with Leela and maybe Amy hanging around would be even more effective don't you think?

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
Er, I think I need to flood the thread with picturs of MiGs and Sukhois again to take our mind off this...

Allow me to sweeten the pot! 

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Originally posted by Torgo:
 Allow me to sweeten the pot!   

Lousy airdales...I'll stick to my nice, warm, safe nuclear-powered engineroom, thank you very much...   

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Originally posted by Flounder:
SpaceCase...thanks for blinding my mind's eye   

It's only hysterical blindness; it' wear off... eventually...

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
Instead of dying a quick, painless death like Kryten suddenly closing the thread, now it has contracted a horrible, wasting disease.  The disease of Spacy and Ralph trying to out-gross everybody else.

At least it isn't Trek slash.

Thank God for little favors.
Easy stomach...

Originally posted by Flounder:
Lousy airdales...I'll stick to my nice, warm, safe nuclear-powered engineroom, thank you very much...   

Well, at least y' won't need any nightlights...       

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F-14s...A-6s and their variants...A-7s...S-3s...Oh, the awful memories.  Getting woken up at 1 in the morning by the loud screech of the arresting gear.  Sitting peacefully reading in the ship's library, then the Whoosh! and SLAMMM! of the bow catapults.  Having to stand in huge lines with lousy airdales just to gobble a slider (greasy, overcooked hamburger) before going down for another 6 hours of watch in the reactor auxiliaries room (come on cheeks, stay together!).  Having to stand in huge lines for just about everything.  Getting paid less while doing the same job, just because I'm not married.  Living with people who smoke.
How could you tell that I hate Nimitz-class carriers??
At least the reactors and enginerooms were technological marvels.

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Ah, Torgo, you may enjoy my (eventual) follow up pic to that Leela one 
Flounder, you, er, may not.

 

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
Ah, Torgo, you may enjoy my (eventual) follow up pic to that Leela one   
Flounder, you, er, may not.

What about me?

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You might prefer the one after that more. 

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Sweet. I still want to see the first one too though. Frisco demands it!

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Well, at least y' won't need any nightlights...

LOL!! 

   

Originally posted by Zed 85:
Ah, Torgo, you may enjoy my (eventual) follow up pic to that Leela one     
Flounder, you, er, may not.   

Hey, any picture with Leela in it is OK by me   

If you wanted to, say, dress Leela in coveralls and drape her across a carrier's main propulsion turbine, I could draw you a picture of the turbine...but then I'd have to kill you       Just Kidding!

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Well dunno about that...

Corel painter is fun. Just tried it out (and please ignore the feet; they uggleh!)



It's almost like drawing with real media...

ETA: And something else.

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Great job, as always! I like how Leela looks like a sexy farmer in that first one.   

EDIT: Awesome hair job on the second one, looks The Voices-like. I also love how the colors of their pants blend into each other (wonder what you were trying to say there, eh?).

And how did I miss the nipple?

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
Ah, Torgo, you may enjoy my (eventual) follow up pic to that Leela one   
Flounder, you, er, may not.

   

Awesome Zed! can't wait.   

I'm probably the biggest Tomcat fan on this board, and as my fanfic over at TLZ will show, the -14 will still pack a punch in the year 3008 (or 3009, haven't decided yet.)   

Arch -

LOVE the new art!

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Originally posted by Archonix:
Corel painter is fun. Just tried it out (and please ignore the feet; they uggleh!)

Her big boots look great.  In fact, she just gets better-lookin' on every site on which she's posted   
And the second one?  Nipplicious!

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Sweetness, Archo! 
Corel Painter sounds cool - I think I know someone on dA who uses it a lot and he can produce breathtaking stuff with it 

The second one does seem TheVoices-esque. Which is a very good thing. I love it 

@Torgo - Tomcat's one of my favourite US fighters, definitely. 
I can't promise it immediately, but I think you will like what I have in mind!

 

Originally posted by Flounder:
 Hey, any picture with Leela in it is OK by me     

If you wanted to, say, dress Leela in coveralls and drape her across a carrier's main propulsion turbine, I could draw you a picture of the turbine...but then I'd have to kill you        Just Kidding!

Posted a response in the General Art Thread - or will do shortly... 

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Considering it only took me about 45 minutes, I'm pretty chuffed with it. If I'd taken more time I probably could have got it looking better.

Yeah corel painter is great. You can rotate the canvas... I cannot tell you how beautiful it is to be able to actually turn a picture you're working on. It makes inking so much easier.

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ah yes... the rotating canvas... I've heard that's quite nice... maybe wu_kong was the last person I heard using corel... maybe... and there was something else neat they were using...

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great job once again arch

[Reply #475 on:]

Nice new stuff Arch. Awesomeness.

[Reply #476 on:]

great work, Archonix.  I like the rough coloring style in the second drawing.

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Very nice Archonix. The first one in particular. I agree with Tornado about the "sexy farmer" thing. I'd comment on the second but I already did so on another thread and since the picture seems not to have changed in the past five minutes I won't repeat myslelf.

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*pokes head in*
Oooh, pretty Leela, I like it, nice one Archy
*thinks*
Perhaps I'll look at your thread more often...maybe
*vanishs*

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omg jle1993! Hiya!