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Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #80 on: 04-17-2007 04:02 »

I also pick A. It seems like the only sensible thing to do.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #81 on: 04-17-2007 10:39 »

I'm bored, i'm gonna wait a few days before I say something really witty.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #82 on: 04-17-2007 13:36 »

I think that Bender wmight do A, but Fry would panic and do B.

@ FP: That's how long it'll take you to think of it.  tongue
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #83 on: 04-17-2007 14:03 »

 frown that's the meanest thing i've ever heard, your just bullying me now. Why don't I just email the story to everyone but you? In fact, I might just do that.
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #84 on: 04-17-2007 14:30 »

awww poor FP *hug* what a meanie! lol
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #85 on: 04-17-2007 15:06 »

Lol, thanks, I really shouldn't be woosing out in front of RDR.  tongue
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #86 on: 04-17-2007 15:48 »

LMAO U R teh n00bz lawl!1
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #87 on: 04-17-2007 16:30 »

Can I get a translation of "LMAO U R teh n00bz lawl!1" please?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #88 on: 04-18-2007 09:10 »

 
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Originally posted by Trombonist:
Can I get a translation of "LMAO U R teh n00bz lawl!1" please?

OMG i wasn taking to u!

Sorry, I had to say that.
Anyway, I said "lol, you're a noob!".
I had my reasons.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #89 on: 04-18-2007 10:24 »

@Trombonist: On another forum he seems to have taken up speaking like that all the time... aswell as poking things.
@WU32: I know i'm a n00b, but not for long!
(a few years actually)
@RDR: I've always wanted to say this - your evil.
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #90 on: 04-18-2007 12:35 »

It's fun to poke things!  tongue I do it all the time. But I do generally type properly apart from the odd lol
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #91 on: 04-18-2007 13:01 »

Fun? Oh, now I understand why WU32 does it all the time!
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #92 on: 04-18-2007 13:39 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
@RDR: I've always wanted to say this - your evil.

Undoubtedly.  evil laugh

Is the 'other forum' you mentioned referring to WU32 The Futurama Fishface or whatever the hell it was I joined? - Oh, yes, I mean The Futurama Force.



Why have a signature if nobody sees it? Show off your siggie today!

Go here and go here NOW.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #93 on: 04-18-2007 14:25 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2007 14:25 »

How dare you call it the Futurama Fishface! And yes, it was TFFishface. I mean Force.
And do you really have to put an evil laugh on everything you say? I mean your signature looks great... but I suppose that's what hides all your evil.   sleep   confused   smile   laff   evil laugh   sleep
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #94 on: 04-18-2007 14:37 »

Gee, thanks! And yeah, that's it exactly. I may look, act, and be exactly like your average computer geek on the outside, but inside... Inside I'm plotting WORLD DOMINATION!!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!! And that's a great idea! Now everything I post will have an evil smily on, and a MWAHAHAHAHA! Great!  evil laugh
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #95 on: 04-18-2007 17:00 »

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Gee, thanks! And yeah, that's it exactly. I may look, act, and be exactly like your average computer geek on the outside, but inside... Inside I'm plotting WORLD DOMINATION!!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!! And that's a great idea! Now everything I post will have an evil smily on, and a MWAHAHAHAHA! Great!   evil laugh

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! I'm the evil one! I started plotting World Domination long before you turned into a evil computer geek, or even a computer geek!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #96 on: 04-19-2007 10:46 »

If you can't beat em, join em. Mwahaha!  evil laugh
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #97 on: 04-19-2007 11:37 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
If you can't beat em, join em. Mwahaha!   evil laugh

No thanks. I already have armed forces ready and a strategy to concuer planets.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #98 on: 04-19-2007 12:18 »

 evil laugh  laff  smile  confused  frown *runs away*
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #99 on: 04-19-2007 14:28 »

Who needs armed forces? Now, the Daleks know how to do it right: kill everyone.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #100 on: 04-20-2007 03:23 »

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Who needs armed forces? Now, the Daleks know how to do it right: kill everyone.

KILL ALL HUMANS!  KILL ALL HUMANS!

FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #101 on: 04-20-2007 10:32 »

Oh, i'm no human.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #102 on: 04-20-2007 13:28 »

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Who needs armed forces? Now, the Daleks know how to do it right: kill everyone.

But did the Daleks succeed? No. I with my chaingun and poking finger, can only destroy a galaxy, exterminate a couple of alien races and kill one cosmic being. Now, with armed forces, I can eventually control the whole Omniverse.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #103 on: 04-20-2007 13:40 »

The Daleks can travel through time; they'll never be defeated, not really. The Daleks are supreme! All other species must be EXTERMINATED

But we're getting off topic. Right, Evelyn?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #104 on: 04-20-2007 14:07 »

Quite, quite. (I don't mind anyone calling me that any more)
@RDR: Congrats on your new rank
@Anyone else who reads this: Next part maybe up in the next... week?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #105 on: 04-20-2007 17:08 »

Damn you, Evelyn! It was suppose to be up seconds ago!

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
The Daleks can travel through time; they'll never be defeated, not really. The Daleks are supreme! All other species must be EXTERMINATED

Well, it's even less probable for the Combine to be defeated. Sure, they have wtfpwn mind powers, but that's not what makes them great. The Combine can beat anyone because of the Empire they rule.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #106 on: 04-20-2007 22:49 »

We are getting way of topic
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #107 on: 04-21-2007 02:08 »

No we're not, I merely mentioned when the next part would be up and 'kaboom'. All of a sudden we start talking about daleks.
EXTERMINATE
Ahem... Oh sorry, must have been something in my throat.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #108 on: 04-21-2007 06:41 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
No we're not, I merely mentioned when the next part would be up and 'kaboom'. All of a sudden we start talking about daleks.
EXTERMINATE
Ahem... Oh sorry, must have been something in my throat.

Ermmm, no. We're talking about world domination. RDR thinks that the best strategy is to kill everyone like the Dalek and I think that the best way to concuer the world is to create a intergalactic empire, like the Combine.
But, I have to agree with Deca, this is somewhat off-topic.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #109 on: 04-21-2007 06:51 »

Somewhat off topic? That's a bit of an understatement don't ya think?
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #110 on: 04-21-2007 13:25 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2007 13:25 »

Nope, no understatements here.

At least the Daleks can spell conquer! Whoo! Daleks on Doctor Who tonight!!!

Edit:

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
@RDR: Congrats on your new rank

New rank? New rank! I hadn't noticed! WHOO!!!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #111 on: 04-21-2007 13:57 »

Nor had I, but when I saw the colours of the stars change and read it, I thought i'd mention it. Anyway, I now have no idea when my next part will be up, maybe a few years.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #112 on: 04-22-2007 00:02 »

A few years! *shoots Evelyn Wood*
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #113 on: 04-22-2007 02:52 »

*struggles to talk because Decapodian is strangling me*
It... was... a *cough cough* joke.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #114 on: 04-22-2007 10:36 »

It'd better have been a joke! When's it really gonna be up? You can see we're getting impatient here.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #115 on: 04-22-2007 11:08 »

I think I know just by the fact that Deca is trying to kill me. I'll write it tonight, and type it tomorrow. If I don't then... well Deca knows what to do.
angry smilies-email.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #116 on: 04-23-2007 05:43 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
I think I know just by the fact that Deca is trying to kill me. I'll write it tonight, and type it tomorrow. If I don't then... well Deca knows what to do.
angry smilies-email.

 Damn straight I do!
  mad   mad   mad   mad   mad   mad   mad 

That is just a taste of what will come...
Next time, I'm e-mailing you...
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #117 on: 04-23-2007 13:49 »

Done! I'm still in the clear of any angry emails!

If you're not alive, you won't be here for...
Part 5
If you selected option A) Throw a can of Slurm at the aliens, here's your next part:
You have no idea what to do, so you grab a can of Slurm at chuck it one of the aliens. It hits it on the head of the alien and then there's a huge pause.
The Aliens were staring.
You were worrying.
Bender was drinking. You turn and hit the beer bottle out of Bender's grasp.
"Hey!" he shouted.
"Bender, this is no time for drinking, we..." But before you could finish, a huge squealing sound came from the alien you threw the Slurm can at. You turn to look at it and found that the alien was melting! You pick up another can and tip the remainig drops of Slurm onto another alien's head. He melts. "Bender, I think these things have something against Slurm!"
"And I think you have something against my beer".
"Look, just grab as many Slurm cans as possible and meet back here in around 5 minutes," you say, setting off around the pile of scrap otherwise known as the PE ship. It doesn't take long until you have 30 cans of Slurm in front of you. "Ok Bender, now throw these cans like you've never thrown anything before!"
A few minutes later, only 5 of the aliens are gone.
"Jump!" says Bender.
"Jump? Why should we jump?!"
"Just do it!"
Bender leaps out of the ship (pile of rubbish) and starts hopping on all the aliens. It seemed to be working so you decide to follow him. You were almost there when you slip and get dragged into the crowd of aliens. "Bender! Go on without me!"
"Okay!"
"I didn't mean it!" But he was out of sight. You manage to jump out of the crowd, and make it past the rest of the aliens.
You turn back and see the aliens still staring at the ship. Do you:
A) Start making stupid noises?
B) Ask Bender why he went off ahead?
C) Rush away and get tools?

If you selected option B) Try and tell them not to kill you, here's your next part:
"Uh, please don't kill us!" you say. There was a silence. The aliens loaded their guns. "Uhhh... oops". You were officially doomed  evil laugh
YOU LOSE!

If you selected option C) load your guuns, here's your next part:
You pull your guns out and aim them at the aliens. There was only one way to do this. Violence.
"Wait, Fry, your guns pointing the wrong way!" but it was too late.
YOU LOSE!

(sorry for short parts, I'm tired)
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #118 on: 04-23-2007 15:53 »

A.
Definitly A.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #119 on: 04-24-2007 10:36 »

Why don't you just make the noises now?!
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