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Author Topic: "No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!"  (Read 5878 times)
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FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #400 on: 08-26-2007 03:01 »

You are so impatient! It's only been five days!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #401 on: 08-26-2007 03:20 »

Days, schmays. Update.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #402 on: 08-29-2007 15:02 »

Damn right I'm impatient! Update now!
Mattador701

Bending Unit
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« Reply #403 on: 08-29-2007 16:05 »
« Last Edit on: 08-29-2007 16:05 »

Yeah, update already.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #404 on: 08-30-2007 02:55 »

You didn't even pick an option.  tongue
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #405 on: 08-30-2007 15:02 »

Who didn't?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #406 on: 08-31-2007 02:31 »

Matts.
Mattador701

Bending Unit
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« Reply #407 on: 08-31-2007 02:34 »

Good point. LoL
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #408 on: 08-31-2007 13:53 »

You still didn't do it. In fact I bet you didn't even read it.
Mattador701

Bending Unit
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« Reply #409 on: 08-31-2007 15:05 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2007 15:05 »

I do read them.


Edit: I chose B.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #410 on: 08-31-2007 15:56 »

Next part please.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #411 on: 08-31-2007 19:52 »

I choose B as well. Let's see what happens down the swamp.

Also, don't be so impatient. FP has gone longer between editions, so don't get so ansy just because it's been a week or two.

I always loved in the choose-your-own-adventures when you action leads to the character getting killed in an odd or ironic way. Nice concept, FP.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #412 on: 09-01-2007 03:05 »

Thank you i_c. While I have the chance i'd also like to say that RDR, you have art requests in your art request thread that have been going for months, and your telling me to update after a few days?
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #413 on: 09-01-2007 13:41 »

I know, I know! I'm very lazy and I don't get enough time on the computer! I'm very stressed at the moment and school is starting soon. I keep telling ymself that I have to do those requests but I never get around to doing it!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #414 on: 09-01-2007 15:33 »

Oh sure...
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #415 on: 09-07-2007 15:34 »
« Last Edit on: 09-07-2007 15:34 »

What do you mean by that?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #416 on: 09-08-2007 02:16 »

Um... you'll find out sooner or later. <.< >.>
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #417 on: 09-11-2007 13:24 »

Um... OKay... *Is slightly freaked out*
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #418 on: 09-11-2007 20:17 »

Can anyone pleasure me, pretty please with whipped cream on top? No one?  frown I was so horny.
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #419 on: 09-11-2007 20:28 »

*puts a horse in front of blondie*
HAVE YOUR WAY WITH IT
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #420 on: 09-12-2007 10:24 »

WTF, wait, whyTF are you two doing this pointlessly? Go find your own thread, please.

On the other hand, I realise I haven't updated in a while. Please wait and sooner or later I'll post.
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #421 on: 09-12-2007 15:18 »

All the possible art has already been posted before the new series, please leave us alone so I can troll some more.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #422 on: 09-12-2007 15:32 »

I'm sorry? Is it just me, or did that not make too much sense?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #423 on: 09-12-2007 20:50 »

I meant that every possible sutiation for a drawing has been used 86 times.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #424 on: 09-13-2007 10:12 »

o_O Just quit it.
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #425 on: 09-13-2007 19:00 »

quit what?

also btw nice art or fiction or whatever the hell this thread is about  smile
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #426 on: 09-14-2007 14:53 »

You're such a fucking sell out, Mike.  frown

RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #427 on: 09-14-2007 15:34 »

Neither of you know what this thread's about, do you?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #428 on: 09-14-2007 20:32 »

I don't know, MrBlonde was the person who targeted this thread I just came along with him...
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #429 on: 09-15-2007 02:11 »

 laff
[-mArc-]

Administrator
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #430 on: 09-15-2007 03:03 »

Time for a time-out for Fry1077 and MrBlonde.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #431 on: 09-15-2007 06:43 »

Thank you!
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #432 on: 09-15-2007 12:34 »

[*Applauds in [-mArc-]'s direction*]
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #433 on: 09-16-2007 15:56 »

Okay, before anybody else posts to say with fourteen words or less that they love what [-mArc-] just did, allow me to point out 3 things.

  • [-mArc-] doesn't care. He is a robot.
  • [-mArc-] will hate you just as much as the flaming spammers if you continue to waste bandwith with pointless backslapping as it is just as bad for PEEL.
  • This was a mildly amusing thread when it still had updates occasionally. Don't get me wrong, what was here was very much in the spirit of the On-Topic forums. However, it was mildly amusing. Unlike the new Death Clock story or Coldangel_1's Brain story, which are both fantastic.

    I'm going now. Never to darken this thread again. The next person to post without actually providing some sort of update to the story is just as responsible for FP losing an audience member as SpaceCase, Mr.Blonde, and Fry1077.
    This post is the equivalent of somebody walking out of a movie theater partway through the film because there are too many people throwing popcorn and the film isn't worth enduring the idiots for.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #434 on: 09-17-2007 10:21 »

...which reminds me. I haven't updated in ages. But don't worry, don't care, and don't sin and and i'll have it done by the end of the month. Promise.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #435 on: 09-17-2007 14:46 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:

I'm going now. Never to darken this thread again.

Thank god.

And hoorays are in order for Evelyn, and for updating quickly (hopefully)!



Why have a signature if nobody sees it? Show off your siggie today!

Go here and go here NOW.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #436 on: 09-29-2007 02:43 »

You'd think i'd wait until the end of the month to update, wouldn't you? Well, I took into account that you guys are impatient and thought; If I break my promise, they’ll never live it down. So here you go, part 7.

The Lost Rune Part 7[/u]
If you selected option A) Back through the swamp, here's your next part:
"Well, that was a death threat!" Fry says.
"Yes, let's go back!" you reply. And so, you walk back through the swamp, only to be crushed by the monster's giant foot.
You Lose.
If you selected option B) Straight ahead, here's your next part:
After many looks at the map, you decide to take a route ahead of you. Soon, you begin to feel cold, and notice there's a mist. But there's something else in front of you, a green gas type thing.
"Leela, let's go back, there's absolutely no shame in wussing out," Fry says. But you don't notice him,  for you can see something different in the background, some sort of one-eyed creature. Almost like human, but with 4 arms and 4 legs. (ATTENTION: This bit in brackets isn't part of the story. You may start encountering things that could help you win in other parts, take a note, and if you follow the story well, you may even want to draw out a map. This is where the adventure could get more exciting!)
Suddenly, you start choking, and Fry, right behind you, starts aswell. It looks like you'll never be able to continue.
You Lose.
If you selected option C) Left, here's your next part:
You take a turn to the left and start walking. The map says that the straight on route eventually links up with the left and right routes (hint, hint, map drawers  wink).
The sun was high in the sky, there was no hurricane, thought there was a slight breeze. Quite frankly, you felt better than ever. You may be a hero to your species if you solve this mystery, and better yet, Fry had offered to help even though he likes sitting on a sofa playing video games on one screen, and watching The Scary Door on another. But here he was, taking in the surroundings and seemingly enjoying the nature around him. Everything was going fine. At least until you came across the orcs. Orcs, pride of the jungle. After their empire was destroyed in the woods, here they were, with their new army in the jungle. You'd heard about this on the news, and suddenly, you could hear Morbo and Linda's laughing in your head. You shake to get the thought away. The orcs were staring at a tiger, they had their backs to you. Maybe you'd be able to get around them without them noticing you. But that doesn't work. The tiger leaps over the army of orcs and runs off, past you. Of course, the orcs turn round and start running towards the tiger, but stop when they see you.
"Uh... hi," says Fry. They all pull out their guns. Fry gasps.
"Why you here, why you in jungle?" says one of the orcs. Judging by his clothes, he must have been the leader.
"We're here to honour you with a great gift!" you reply off the top of your head.
"No we're not, we're here to..." you nudge Fry and he instantly stops talking.
"What be this gift you speak of?" asks the orc in a grumpy voice. You take your backpack and reach inside it, trying to think of something to give them. There's nothing in there that would please the orcs. You're doomed. "What, what gift?!" demanded the orc. You slowly pull out a slice of cake and hand it to the orc. Whilst you were doing this, Fry carefully edged round the orcs and was now behind them, watching you give the cake to the orc. The orc takes the cake and stares at it. You knew what was coming. "Kill humans!" shouted the orc leader. They all start crowding in on you, and eventually they make a circle around you, there was no escape. Then a coconut hits the orc leader on the head. He was out cold. Fry, who you thought had cowarded out, was holding another coconut.
"Back off orcs," says Fry. He throws another coconut and it hits another orc on the head. The orc collapses. Then, he threw another coconut and all the orcs ran away. Unfortunately, Fry's aim went wonky and it hit you on the head. Instantly, Fry runs over to you and starts apologizing. You can't hear him, you're just swaying about. After about 10 mins, you fully recover, unlike the two unconscious orcs. You had been sat down in front of a tree. You could make out a blur sitting opposite you, then your focus came back. "Leela, I am so, so sorry," says Fry quickly.
"What happened to the orcs?" you ask.
"They ran off! I threw coconuts at them, then one hit you on the head".
"Thanks".
"Aw, come on. There's no need to be sarcastic, i've said sorry".
"No, thanks for saving me".
"Oh, no problem".
You look up, the sun seems to be setting, what a short day, it'd been so action-packed you hadn't had lunch. "We'd best get some dinner and make a campsite soon, it's going to get dark quickly," you say, getting up. Fry does the same.
"I can see a junction up ahead," says Fry. You continue walking and reach the junction. You face a path and there are the three paths behind you that you could have came from.
Do you:
A) Set up camp here?
B) Take the route behind you?
C) Go straigh ahead?
If you selected option D) Right, here's your next part:
After referring to the map, you take a turn to the right. Soon, you hear a whistling noise. You look up and a boulder squashes you both.
You Lose.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #437 on: 10-01-2007 14:47 »

Sweet zombie Jesus, you weren't half lazy with A and D!

I choose A. And I'm drawing a map in pink highlighter! It was the only pen I could find, okay?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #438 on: 10-02-2007 10:12 »

Yeah, that's okay.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #439 on: 10-02-2007 14:20 »

XD
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