"No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!"

[Reply #40 on:]

Haha! An unedited top of the page!

[Reply #41 on:]

Update! (no angry smilies for me Deca!)

Ok, when jle posted option A) I thought
everything would go smoothly, but then RDR chose option C), and most of you followed her!XD, jle was the only person who got it right this time! Congrats!

Part 3
If you chose option A) Distract Amy, here's your next part:
You halt in the corridor and Amy looks up at you.
"Hey, Fry," she said "You in a hurry? Late for a concert or something?"
"Uhhh... No, you see my toilet is having serious problems and I really need to..."
"Toilet problems?"
There was a sudden silence, you were trying to hide the sweat running down your face. "Oh, what did you get at the shops?" You ask, trying to break the silence. She seemed to be a lot more delighted to tell you what she got. 10 longest-minutes-of-your-life later, you went outside to join Bender, with Amy safely inside completely engrossed in looking at her new clothes, you decide to keep the ship there for a while. Do you:
A) Try to repair the ship?
B) Kill yourself
C) Ask Bender what to do?
YOU DECIDE!
 

If you chose option B) Shove them both down the drain, here’s your next part:
You grab Zoidberg and throw him at Amy. Amy screams and tries to avoid the flying Zoidberg. But it was too late, you grab them and shove them into the sink and down the drain pipe. The Professor walks into the office and notices you.
"Fry! What the hell are you doing?"
"They deserved it Professor!"
"What did they ever do?!" You'd just about had enough of pointless questions. You grab the Professor and plunge him down the drain. Then, you walked away calmly. Hermes had seen it all though and, he jumps out the corridor and fires you.
YOU LOSE!(that was a weird part)

If you chose option C)Run and catch Bender up, here's your next part:
You run past Amy and catch Bender up.
"Why did you run? Now everyone is going to know we're up to something".
"Geez Fry, what do you expect me to do? Say you have toilet problems? Pfft, that would be a laugh". You look upwards and give the sky a blank stare.
"Look all we need to do is..."
The Professor walks up next to you. You were doomed.
YOU LOSE!


 

[Reply #42 on:]

Wheeeee! I got it right!

I'll probably get the next one wrong but I choose...A

[Reply #43 on:]

*does baffle like an idiot dance*
I'm sorry, what was that? Oh, option A you say...
Hmmm....

[Reply #44 on:]

Silly of me I know, Fry isn't exactly a super mechanic but still, I'll trust him just this once.

[Reply #45 on:]

B.

[Reply #46 on:]

Oh, trust you to choose "Kill yourself". BIG lol

[Reply #47 on:]

I'll have to say.... A

[Reply #48 on:]

a b c d e f g... no-one says C yet? Oh well

(A lot of you may be noticing that whatever I post has to have a stupid joke no-one finds funny. Please ignore me when I do that, my jokes do not deserve to be laughed at.)

[Reply #49 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Oh, trust you to choose "Kill yourself". BIG lol

*Stops tearing himself apart,looks at FP's post*

Huh?I don't get it....

[Reply #50 on:]

Ahh... What the hell happened? Speak to me!!!

[Reply #51 on:]

Damn my overwhelming charisma!

Oh well... I choose C!

[Reply #52 on:]

Yay! Someone chose C! And what do you mean by 'overwhelming charisma?'

[Reply #53 on:]

Everyone followed me, according to you!

Hey, wait a minute - what do you mean, what do I mean?! I can have you sued for that!

[Reply #54 on:]

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Damn my overwhelming charisma!
 

Charisma? These are the expressions ( in precise order) I had  when I read that...
                     

[Reply #55 on:]

Don't sue me, or i'll sue you for having overwhelming charisma 
But seriously...

[Reply #56 on:]

I choose B. Hehehehehe   

[Reply #57 on:]

Seriously, I can shoot you right now if that's what you want.

[Reply #58 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Damn my overwhelming charisma!
 

Charisma? These are the expressions ( in precise order) I had  when I read that...
                            

I've killed before.

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Don't sue me, or i'll sue you for having overwhelming charisma

Is it a crime to have overwhelming charisma?

[Reply #59 on:]

I'm scared of you now. Oh and you just joined TFF, didnt you? Don't mind me if I coward in the corner.

[Reply #60 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
I'm scared of you now.

As you should be.

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Oh and you just joined TFF, didnt you?

Yup!

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac: Don't mind me if I coward in the corner.

Don't worry, I won't think of you any differently.

[Reply #61 on:]

*stops cowarding and gets angry*
I'm taking notice of your username for the first time, RobotDevilDoesNotRok! Haha!
*Punches robot devil avatar, computer screen breaks*
Oh geez...

[Reply #62 on:]

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
 Is it a crime to have overwhelming charisma?

Yes it is

[Reply #63 on:]

Aha! Now i've got ya RDR! Anyway, it may be a few days 'til the next part

[Reply #64 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
*stops cowarding and gets angry*
I'm taking notice of your username for the first time, RobotDevilDoesNotRok! Haha!
*Punches robot devil avatar, computer screen breaks*
Oh geez...

Now that's just overacting!

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Yes it is

Boohoo! 

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Aha! Now i've got ya RDR!

Remind me... How have you, ah, 'got me'?

[Reply #65 on:]

 

Originally posted by Trombonist:
B says me

  I don't even remember posting that

I have to choose C.  Bender has an answer to everything.

[Reply #66 on:]

 

Originally posted by Trombonist:
    I don't even remember posting that

I have to choose C.  Bender has an answer to everything.

You don't? Ah well...
and C? Yes, bender does have an answer to everything.
"Up yours chump"
 

[Reply #67 on:]

You better get the next part done soon or prepare yourself for the onslaught of the... ANGRY SMILIES!

[Reply #68 on:]

Uhuh... Wasn't this a fan-fic thread or something?...

[Reply #69 on:]

Yes, it was actually. So next part may be tomorrow!

[Reply #70 on:]

Next part tomorrow, eh?

[Reply #71 on:]

Wow, has it gone 2 days already? Oh well, I suppose tomorrow after school (hell) would be fine. I'm tired.

[Reply #72 on:]

I'm going to join in and I say C so there! :P

[Reply #73 on:]

I'm surprised that there wasn't floods of people saying B

[Reply #74 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
I'm surprised that there wasn't floods of people saying B

We mods discussed that and banned all the suicidal people here.
Except me

[Reply #75 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
I'm surprised that there wasn't floods of people saying B

Sure, Killing people is like a hobby 

And without further adure, please stay by us for...
Part 4
If you chose option A) Try to repair the ship, here's your next part:
You stop staring at the thing and decide to put yourself to work. "I'll get the wood and the hammers!" You shout. Well, that was clever. Everyone in the neighborhood could hear you. People walk out of the nearest shop, and you could see someone looking over the top of Madison Cube Garden. The blerns-ball hit him on the head and he fell back into the Cube. The Professor was now walking down the road. He could see the ship. You were doomed.
YOU LOSE!   

If you chose option B) Kill yourself, here's your next part:
You'd had enough of this. You jump over the wall and into the sea, at that very moment, a shark happened to swallow you. How unfortunate.
YOU LOSE! 

If you chose option C) Ask Bender what to do, here's your next part:
"What are we going to do?!" You ask Bender.
"Well, we could try and fix it," he says.
"Too much work, how about we get some guy to do it?"
"Yeah, Ok".
A few minutes later you arrive at a mechanics store and see a guy sleeping in a crate. "What do you guys wants?" He seemed to be very lazy and grumpy. You decide to reply.
"Yeah, you see, we need you to fix our ship"
"30 bucks"
"30 dollars? We don't have that kind of money! Unless..." You automatically turn to Bender. Ten minutes later you're sitting in O'zorgnax's Pub.
"I can't believe you" says Bender, "You made me give him money out of Jon Arbuckle's wallet, do you realise how much that would be worth?"
"Uh... 30 dollars?"
"No, you moron, I mean the wallet,"
"It was the only money we had, do you want to lose your job?"
The lazy man walks into the pub. "Ok, it's alls fixed ups".
"Hey thanks," you say. You and Bender finish the drinks and walk out the pub... to find the ship in a complete mess.
"This looks even worse than the pile of crap we started off with!" shouts Bender. You start to panic again.
"We have to get the ship out of here!" you scream.
"How do we know if it even works?"
"I don't care! Get in!" You run into the ship, and manage to start it up.
"Fry, you don't even know how to drive the ship!"
"I do as long as we don't have to pass any meteors".
You take off and a few minutes later you land on a greyish planet. "Ok, we're off Earth, now all we need to do is look for supplies to fix this, properly," you say as you put your spacesuits on. You walk down the steps and find the planet is covered in aliens.
Do you:
A) Throw a can of slurm at them?
B) Try and tell them not to kill you?
C) Load your guns?
 

[Reply #76 on:]

Is the greyish planet by any chance Vergon IX? If so, I choose C.
If not, probably B.

[Reply #77 on:]

This is a hard one, damn you!  I choose... Er... B!

[Reply #78 on:]

Show spoiler

Is it Vergon IX? We'll have to find out.

@WU32: You can't choose two options! Ah, heck, it's only a game.
@RDR: Hard? It was hard? Yay!

[Reply #79 on:]

I GOT IT RIGHT!!!  lol Anyway... I choose option... A (just to be different)