Originally posted by Decapodian:
I'm surprised that there wasn't floods of people saying B
Sure, Killing people is like a hobby
And without further adure, please stay by us for...Part 4If you chose option A) Try to repair the ship, here's your next part:
You stop staring at the thing and decide to put yourself to work. "I'll get the wood and the hammers!" You shout. Well, that was clever. Everyone in the neighborhood could hear you. People walk out of the nearest shop, and you could see someone looking over the top of Madison Cube Garden. The blerns-ball hit him on the head and he fell back into the Cube. The Professor was now walking down the road. He could see the ship. You were doomed.
YOU LOSE! If you chose option B) Kill yourself, here's your next part:
You'd had enough of this. You jump over the wall and into the sea, at that very moment, a shark happened to swallow you. How unfortunate.
YOU LOSE! If you chose option C) Ask Bender what to do, here's your next part:
"What are we going to do?!" You ask Bender.
"Well, we could try and fix it," he says.
"Too much work, how about we get some guy to do it?"
A few minutes later you arrive at a mechanics store and see a guy sleeping in a crate. "What do you guys wants?" He seemed to be very lazy and grumpy. You decide to reply.
"Yeah, you see, we need you to fix our ship"
"30 dollars? We don't have that kind of money! Unless..." You automatically turn to Bender. Ten minutes later you're sitting in O'zorgnax's Pub.
"I can't believe you" says Bender, "You made me give him money out of Jon Arbuckle's wallet, do you realise how much that would be worth?"
"Uh... 30 dollars?"
"No, you moron, I mean the wallet,"
"It was the only money we had, do you want to lose your job?"
The lazy man walks into the pub. "Ok, it's alls fixed ups".
"Hey thanks," you say. You and Bender finish the drinks and walk out the pub... to find the ship in a complete mess.
"This looks even worse than the pile of crap we started off with!" shouts Bender. You start to panic again.
"We have to get the ship out of here!" you scream.
"How do we know if it even works?"
"I don't care! Get in!" You run into the ship, and manage to start it up.
"Fry, you don't even know how to drive the ship!"
"I do as long as we don't have to pass any meteors".
You take off and a few minutes later you land on a greyish planet. "Ok, we're off Earth, now all we need to do is look for supplies to fix this, properly
," you say as you put your spacesuits on. You walk down the steps and find the planet is covered in aliens.
A) Throw a can of slurm at them?
B) Try and tell them not to kill you?
C) Load your guns?