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Author Topic: "No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!"  (Read 6574 times)
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FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #40 on: 04-05-2007 08:18 »

Haha! An unedited top of the page!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #41 on: 04-05-2007 08:51 »

Update! (no angry smilies for me Deca!)

Ok, when jle posted option A) I thought
everything would go smoothly, but then RDR chose option C), and most of you followed her!XD, jle was the only person who got it right this time! Congrats! big grin

Part 3
If you chose option A) Distract Amy, here's your next part:
You halt in the corridor and Amy looks up at you.
"Hey, Fry," she said "You in a hurry? Late for a concert or something?"
"Uhhh... No, you see my toilet is having serious problems and I really need to..."
"Toilet problems?"
There was a sudden silence, you were trying to hide the sweat running down your face. "Oh, what did you get at the shops?" You ask, trying to break the silence. She seemed to be a lot more delighted to tell you what she got. 10 longest-minutes-of-your-life later, you went outside to join Bender, with Amy safely inside completely engrossed in looking at her new clothes, you decide to keep the ship there for a while. Do you:
A) Try to repair the ship?
B) Kill yourself
C) Ask Bender what to do?
YOU DECIDE!
  cool

If you chose option B) Shove them both down the drain, here’s your next part:
You grab Zoidberg and throw him at Amy. Amy screams and tries to avoid the flying Zoidberg. But it was too late, you grab them and shove them into the sink and down the drain pipe. The Professor walks into the office and notices you.
"Fry! What the hell are you doing?"
"They deserved it Professor!"
"What did they ever do?!" You'd just about had enough of pointless questions. You grab the Professor and plunge him down the drain. Then, you walked away calmly. Hermes had seen it all though and, he jumps out the corridor and fires you.
YOU LOSE!(that was a weird part) tongue

If you chose option C)Run and catch Bender up, here's your next part:
You run past Amy and catch Bender up.
"Why did you run? Now everyone is going to know we're up to something".
"Geez Fry, what do you expect me to do? Say you have toilet problems? Pfft, that would be a laugh". You look upwards and give the sky a blank stare.
"Look all we need to do is..."
The Professor walks up next to you. You were doomed.
YOU LOSE!


 
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #42 on: 04-05-2007 11:34 »

Wheeeee! I got it right!

I'll probably get the next one wrong but I choose...A
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #43 on: 04-05-2007 11:45 »

*does baffle like an idiot dance*
I'm sorry, what was that? Oh, option A you say...
Hmmm....
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #44 on: 04-05-2007 11:52 »

Silly of me I know, Fry isn't exactly a super mechanic but still, I'll trust him just this once.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #45 on: 04-05-2007 12:02 »

B.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #46 on: 04-05-2007 13:15 »

Oh, trust you to choose "Kill yourself". BIG lol
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #47 on: 04-05-2007 22:41 »

I'll have to say.... A
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #48 on: 04-06-2007 02:22 »

a b c d e f g... no-one says C yet? Oh well

(A lot of you may be noticing that whatever I post has to have a stupid joke no-one finds funny. Please ignore me when I do that, my jokes do not deserve to be laughed at.)
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #49 on: 04-06-2007 09:22 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Oh, trust you to choose "Kill yourself". BIG lol

*Stops tearing himself apart,looks at FP's post*

Huh?I don't get it....
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #50 on: 04-06-2007 10:58 »

Ahh... What the hell happened? Speak to me!!!
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #51 on: 04-06-2007 13:23 »

Damn my overwhelming charisma!

Oh well... I choose C!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #52 on: 04-06-2007 15:41 »

Yay! Someone chose C! And what do you mean by 'overwhelming charisma?'
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #53 on: 04-07-2007 13:02 »

Everyone followed me, according to you!

Hey, wait a minute - what do you mean, what do I mean?! I can have you sued for that!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #54 on: 04-08-2007 01:07 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Damn my overwhelming charisma!
 
Charisma? These are the expressions ( in precise order) I had  when I read that...
  sleep    confused    eek    laff    laff    laff
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #55 on: 04-08-2007 12:44 »

Don't sue me, or i'll sue you for having overwhelming charisma  evil laugh
But seriously...
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #56 on: 04-11-2007 00:44 »

I choose B. Hehehehehe   evil laugh
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #57 on: 04-11-2007 02:56 »

Seriously, I can shoot you right now if that's what you want.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #58 on: 04-11-2007 14:15 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Decapodian:
 
Quote
Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Damn my overwhelming charisma!
 
Charisma? These are the expressions ( in precise order) I had  when I read that...
   sleep     confused     eek     laff     laff     laff

I've killed before.

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Don't sue me, or i'll sue you for having overwhelming charisma

Is it a crime to have overwhelming charisma?



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FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #59 on: 04-11-2007 14:59 »

I'm scared of you now. Oh and you just joined TFF, didnt you? Don't mind me if I coward in the corner.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #60 on: 04-11-2007 17:15 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
I'm scared of you now.

As you should be.

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Oh and you just joined TFF, didnt you?

Yup!

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac: Don't mind me if I coward in the corner.

Don't worry, I won't think of you any differently.



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FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #61 on: 04-12-2007 03:09 »

*stops cowarding and gets angry*
I'm taking notice of your username for the first time, RobotDevilDoesNotRok! Haha!
*Punches robot devil avatar, computer screen breaks*
Oh geez...
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #62 on: 04-12-2007 06:59 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
 Is it a crime to have overwhelming charisma?


Yes it is
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #63 on: 04-12-2007 08:33 »

Aha! Now i've got ya RDR! Anyway, it may be a few days 'til the next part
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #64 on: 04-12-2007 16:29 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
*stops cowarding and gets angry*
I'm taking notice of your username for the first time, RobotDevilDoesNotRok! Haha!
*Punches robot devil avatar, computer screen breaks*
Oh geez...

Now that's just overacting!

 
Quote
Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Yes it is

Boohoo!  cry

 
Quote
Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Aha! Now i've got ya RDR!

Remind me... How have you, ah, 'got me'?



Why have a signature if nobody sees it? Show off your siggie today!

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Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #65 on: 04-12-2007 17:29 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Trombonist:
B says me

 confused I don't even remember posting that

I have to choose C.  Bender has an answer to everything.

FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #66 on: 04-13-2007 02:42 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Trombonist:
   confused I don't even remember posting that

I have to choose C.  Bender has an answer to everything.


You don't? Ah well...
and C? Yes, bender does have an answer to everything.
"Up yours chump"
  roll eyes
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #67 on: 04-13-2007 06:19 »

You better get the next part done soon or prepare yourself for the onslaught of the... ANGRY SMILIES!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #68 on: 04-13-2007 09:21 »

Uhuh... Wasn't this a fan-fic thread or something?...
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #69 on: 04-13-2007 10:20 »

Yes, it was actually. So next part may be tomorrow!
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #70 on: 04-15-2007 11:05 »

Next part tomorrow, eh?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #71 on: 04-15-2007 13:18 »

Wow, has it gone 2 days already? Oh well, I suppose tomorrow after school (hell) would be fine. I'm tired.
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #72 on: 04-15-2007 16:33 »

I'm going to join in and I say C so there! :P
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #73 on: 04-15-2007 23:10 »

I'm surprised that there wasn't floods of people saying B
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #74 on: 04-16-2007 09:15 »
« Last Edit on: 04-16-2007 09:15 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Decapodian:
I'm surprised that there wasn't floods of people saying B

We mods discussed that and banned all the suicidal people here.
Except me
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #75 on: 04-16-2007 11:16 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Decapodian:
I'm surprised that there wasn't floods of people saying B
Sure, Killing people is like a hobby  big grin

And without further adure, please stay by us for...
Part 4
If you chose option A) Try to repair the ship, here's your next part:
You stop staring at the thing and decide to put yourself to work. "I'll get the wood and the hammers!" You shout. Well, that was clever. Everyone in the neighborhood could hear you. People walk out of the nearest shop, and you could see someone looking over the top of Madison Cube Garden. The blerns-ball hit him on the head and he fell back into the Cube. The Professor was now walking down the road. He could see the ship. You were doomed.
YOU LOSE!   evil laugh

If you chose option B) Kill yourself, here's your next part:
You'd had enough of this. You jump over the wall and into the sea, at that very moment, a shark happened to swallow you. How unfortunate.
YOU LOSE!  tongue

If you chose option C) Ask Bender what to do, here's your next part:
"What are we going to do?!" You ask Bender.
"Well, we could try and fix it," he says.
"Too much work, how about we get some guy to do it?"
"Yeah, Ok".
A few minutes later you arrive at a mechanics store and see a guy sleeping in a crate. "What do you guys wants?" He seemed to be very lazy and grumpy. You decide to reply.
"Yeah, you see, we need you to fix our ship"
"30 bucks"
"30 dollars? We don't have that kind of money! Unless..." You automatically turn to Bender. Ten minutes later you're sitting in O'zorgnax's Pub.
"I can't believe you" says Bender, "You made me give him money out of Jon Arbuckle's wallet, do you realise how much that would be worth?"
"Uh... 30 dollars?"
"No, you moron, I mean the wallet,"
"It was the only money we had, do you want to lose your job?"
The lazy man walks into the pub. "Ok, it's alls fixed ups".
"Hey thanks," you say. You and Bender finish the drinks and walk out the pub... to find the ship in a complete mess.
"This looks even worse than the pile of crap we started off with!" shouts Bender. You start to panic again.
"We have to get the ship out of here!" you scream.
"How do we know if it even works?"
"I don't care! Get in!" You run into the ship, and manage to start it up.
"Fry, you don't even know how to drive the ship!"
"I do as long as we don't have to pass any meteors".
You take off and a few minutes later you land on a greyish planet. "Ok, we're off Earth, now all we need to do is look for supplies to fix this, properly," you say as you put your spacesuits on. You walk down the steps and find the planet is covered in aliens.
Do you:
A) Throw a can of slurm at them?
B) Try and tell them not to kill you?
C) Load your guns?
 
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #76 on: 04-16-2007 13:09 »

Is the greyish planet by any chance Vergon IX? If so, I choose C.
If not, probably B.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #77 on: 04-16-2007 13:21 »

This is a hard one, damn you!  tongue I choose... Er... B!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #78 on: 04-16-2007 14:03 »

@WU32: You can't choose two options! Ah, heck, it's only a game. tongue
@RDR: Hard? It was hard? Yay!
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #79 on: 04-16-2007 16:27 »

I GOT IT RIGHT!!!  tongue lol Anyway... I choose option... A (just to be different)
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