"No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!"

[Reply #240 on:]

@RDR: What about the SS Spamhole?

@Evelyn: Holiday! Don't you even dare boy!

[Reply #241 on:]

Well, I reckon i'll update on Wednesday, because Wednesdays are good days.

[Reply #242 on:]

You're going on holiday on Friday? I'm going on holiday to France on Friday!

These are some really great ship names, by the way, but I'm still loking for the perfect one!

[Reply #243 on:]

Your going to France! Mama Mia!

Oh, wait. That's Italian

[Reply #244 on:]

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
You're going on holiday on Friday? I'm going on holiday to France on Friday!

So you won't be able to catch up on my post count!!! *ahem* I mean, have fun in france!

Secondly, Update! and it's early! Yaaaaaay!

Welcome to a place where... ahhh screw it
Part 8
If you selected option A) Shout to Bender 'RUN!', here's your next part:
"Bender! Run!"
Bender turns to see a very angry ranch owner staring at him. He starts to cheese it. Although it was hard to hear, you could make out that the ranch owner was shouting at Bender.
"I'll get you now robot! You can't escape!"
Bah. what was he going to do, turn the shed into a super powered destructing machine? You laugh at the thought. But your laugh seems to fade as the ranch owner does turn the shed into a super powered destructing machine. Bender runs past you, still carrying the supplies. You follow him, but it was no use. The machine was right behind you, you were as good as dead. All you could do was crouch down and wait for it to happen. Bender does the same. But, instead of the sound of your insides being torn apart, you hear a clank of metal. A tear drops from your eye as you realise he must have killed Bender first. You hear laughing, but, it was coming from Bender. You stand up and turn around, Bender wasn't dead! The machine had collapsed and Bender was laughing at it. Then it all made sense, the supplies Bender took from the shed were actually parts of the killing machine. Still laughing, Bender picked up the supplies and you made your way back toward the ship. when you get there, you take half an hour to fix the ship. You step up into the interior of the ship that you know and love. Carefully taking the wheel, you decide to give the flying-thing another try. Taking a deep breath, you load up the engine and start steering. Bender must have noticed your hands shaking, because he encouraged you. "You can do it, meatbag". You smile at him, but whether he saw it or not you don't know. The time flew by, because before you knew it, you were back on the bluey greeny planet called "Earth". In the window of the Planet Express building, Leela was standing, smiling and waving at you. She must feel better now. You wave back, you can't wait to tell her what happened.
The End[/i][/b]

If you selected option B) Throw your shoe at the ranch owner, here's your next part:
You take your shoe off, and patheticly try throwing it. It missed by a mile. Looking up, you see he has a gun. He shoots you.
YOU LOSE!!!

Credits[/u]
Thanks to: (In order of appearance)
Writer unit32
PazuzuJr
RobotDevilRox
milksong
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
Sedna
Bendersfan1221
jle1993
Trombonist
Decapodian
Pazuzu333
KurtPikachu2001
...and Mr Blonde for helping us with KKK names.

Thanks for playing[/u]

[Reply #245 on:]

Damn you. I'll post like crazy when I get back though!   

Yay! I'm in a list of credits!

[Reply #246 on:]

I noticed you chose A and B, then C. So you don't win. What a shame... 

[Reply #247 on:]

Owwww. I didn't win. So, when are you going to start another fan-fic on this thread?

[Reply #248 on:]

Well, I have a problem on my mind. I'm writing a kind of shippy fanfic right now, but then I though that if your a male acting as Leela in a love-type of way, I thought it would be strange... So, on this thread I can either post that story, or make up another option story type thingy. You know, where you choose what happens next. So, you wan't a vote?
Press 1 if you would like me to write up the shippyish type story.
Press 2 if you would like an option story type thingy.

Edit: OMGWTF!!! I have a great ship name, RDR. How about the Exterminator?

[Reply #249 on:]

Ohh.... I didn't win  But I WAS in the credits!!!  *presses 1 and 2 at the same time... long pause then pressy-button-thing explodes* OOPS!!!

[Reply #250 on:]

*buys a lever instead of a button*  That oughta do it!

[Reply #251 on:]

*presses 7*

Now you have to come up with 5 more options!

BTW, I pWnd your zombie asses!

[Reply #252 on:]

but... but... that means I have to CHOOSE!!! *pulls lever between two options... it explodes too* darn my indecisiveness and my habit of making things explode!!!

[Reply #253 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
OMGWTF!!! I have a great ship name, RDR. How about the Exterminator?

Yes! Yes! YES!!! PERFECT!
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I actually said this when I read that. I really freaked my younger brother out, who was sitting right next to me at the time. 

By the way - I replaced the destroyed lever with another set of buttons and pressed one.

[Reply #254 on:]

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
By the way - I replaced the destroyed lever with another set of buttons and pressed one.

So that's what incinerated half of my planet and drained all of it's oceans!
Stop friggin' blowing my stuff up! It's not funneh!

[Reply #255 on:]

*Press 2*

Shippyness in overated.

[Reply #256 on:]

@RDR: I can freak my little brother out without saying anything.
@WU32: 7?
@Anyone else: That's 1-1 on the vote.

[Reply #257 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
Shippyness in overated.

Damn straight it is!

[Reply #258 on:]

I don't know which one to pick... can we have a shippyness option story (hence my attempts to choose both) I won't press both this time... I don't really want to blow up another set of buttons

[Reply #259 on:]

@Evelyn: Oops, wait, I meant to press two. Damn, the button's not accepting my forged coins!
@WU32: No, I'll never stop! NEVEEEEEEEEEERRR! *Destroys all trees on his planet*

[Reply #260 on:]

2-0 on the vote, no-one's being serious, I need Coca Cola, wait, I just had some...

[Reply #261 on:]

Actually it's 3-1 as I choose both

[Reply #262 on:]

Then it's settled. another option story! Huzzah!

[Reply #263 on:]

 

Originally posted by Pazuzu333:
Actually it's 3-1 as I choose both

Ok then, another option story coming soon.

[Reply #264 on:]

It better be soon or the Angry Smilies will make a suprise comeback.

[Reply #265 on:]

You just jumped the shark, my friend. How much longer must we wait for thy fic?

[Reply #266 on:]

How long indeed?

[Reply #267 on:]

*sings* why are we waiting?
*ahem*

[Reply #268 on:]

Yeah EvelynPac. Why are we waiting?

[Reply #269 on:]

EvelynPac? What next? Erm, we (and by we I mean you) were waiting because I was on holiday. You knew that. Now, the story, maybe next week. Give me time.

[Reply #270 on:]

What next? What indeed EvelynPac?

[Reply #271 on:]

In this story you are Leela
The Lost Rune Part 1[/u]
The sun is high in the air shining down outside the back of the Planet Express building. The time is 2.00pm, and Fry was making groaning noises in front of you. He and Bender had had the idea of building a den with shade for the hot weather, but Fry seemed to be doing all the work.
"You know Bender, you could help me," Fry says.
"I could, but that would mean getting off my ass and working," Bender replys.
"How about you Leela?" Fry asks "all you're doing is watching"
"Actually, I was here relaxing when you came along and started digging right in front of me".
Fry sighs and goes back to digging. The spade had only got another few centimetres when it hit something. A chunk of metal. Fry pulls it out and starts looking at it. "Hey, Bender, look what i've found,"
"Is it money?" Bender asks.
"No but..."
"Then i'm not interested". Bender was laying next to you. Fry walks over and takes the empty sunbed next to you.
"Here, have some lemonade, that oughta cool you off," you pass the jug of Lemonade over to him and he takes it in one hand, still examining the metal.
"Thanks. This is gonna need washing off, it's really muddy. I'll be back in a minute".
When Fry returns you start to take interest in the object, even Bender comes and has a look at it. "It's some sort of metal case" Fry says, "But I can't get it open"
Bender takes it and puts it into his chest cabinet. Then he turns a dial and shuts the cabinet. "Let me take care of this" he says. Before you can say "Bender, what the heck..." he takes the metal case out of the cabinet, except now it's opened.
"Whoah, thanks Bender," says Fry. Then Fry's eyes widen as he looks at the content of the case.
Do you:
a) barge him out the way and look in the case?
b) ignore the incident?
c) ask him what's in there?

[Reply #272 on:]

C, 'cos it's most like what Leela would do. Whoo, this day rules! 05.06.07! Hooray!

[Reply #273 on:]

A, it seems the most diplomatic.

[Reply #274 on:]

Aww, you're taking the story seriously, thanks. XD

[Reply #275 on:]

No-one's picked B which is in character because Leela feels 'nosy and opiniated'.

[Reply #276 on:]

I pick... A because it's the most fun option 

[Reply #277 on:]

...which also could lose you the game 

[Reply #278 on:]

Oh well... and you're not meant to give it away... unless you are now going to change your mind... but don't tell me... I don't want to know! 

[Reply #279 on:]

I didn't ruin the game, I said could lose you the game  If I said "The answer is B" Then that would give it away. But of course I wouldn't do that.