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Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #200 on: 05-09-2007 05:21 »
« Last Edit on: 05-09-2007 05:21 »

Alright, lets get rid of the wonton spamming cause TNUK's onto us. So, how is the PE ship going to blow up the universe in option A?

Whoooo! TOTPD!
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #201 on: 05-09-2007 10:55 »

Yay! i'm in a group! what did TNUK say about  clique thing? and where btw?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #202 on: 05-09-2007 11:29 »

Oh sure Paz, you show up when KKK is mentioned, but you don't like my story  cry
 
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Originally posted by Pazuzu333:The KKK... what happened to the aardvarks making weird noises?
Sooooo 2 minutes ago!
 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Yeah, well you should see just how lazy I really am.
...
 
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Originally posted by Trombonist:
So, uh... When's the next update
When everyone stops spamming and stealing my TOTPDs!
XD I kid, I kid, but I honestly don't know when.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #203 on: 05-09-2007 13:56 »

It'd better be soon, or I don't know how many angry emoticon emails you're gonna get! But it'll be a lot. You can count on that.  evil laugh
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #204 on: 05-10-2007 13:30 »

...maybe tomorrow, maybe. Oh and RDR, threatening me won't get anywhere.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #205 on: 05-10-2007 13:35 »

Damn it. TT

Hooray for tomorrow!  big grin
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #206 on: 05-10-2007 15:31 »

I do like your story! i've read it all (nearly)! i just didn't post my guesses cuse i missed one and then didn't feel like part of the game  tongue It's a good story! And also RDR linked me to the kkk stuff
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #207 on: 05-10-2007 21:53 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
 threatening me won't get anywhere.

Oh, we'll see about that. *shakes fist*

Anyway how is the PE ship going to destroy the universe?


Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #208 on: 05-11-2007 11:12 »

@Deca: With the self destruct button I just installed.
@RDR: Yes, Hooray for Fridays!
@Pazuzu: yay! you like my story!
In other words, hmmmm, may edit this message and put the story in later. When I should be in a good, hard working mood.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #209 on: 05-11-2007 15:43 »

Hooray for Fridays indeed! Because today, Friday, Y9 SATS are officially over!  big grin PARTY!!!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #210 on: 05-12-2007 00:32 »

Theres a self-destruct button for the universe?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #211 on: 05-12-2007 02:38 »
« Last Edit on: 05-12-2007 02:38 »

Ok, peoples, I just got some news for you. Number 1, the next part is up. Number 2, yesterday I got a letter saying a poem I wrote a few months ago is going to appear in a new poetry book for 'young writers'. Yay!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're about to learn the mysteries of heaven, that lay deeply in...
Part 7
If you selected A) Get in the ship and blow up the universe, here's your next part:
You run towards the ship and get in it. When you're inside you can only think of doing one thing.
"This world ain't big enough for anyone!" You scream as you hit the button, the button that on that fateful day, you blew up the universe.
YOU LOSE!

If you selected option B) Grab a helmet and make strange noises with it, here's your next part:
You go and get a helmet from the ship and walk back to Bender, wearing it. He starts staring at you in a 'What is this moron doing?' kind of way. You then start making noises with the helmet, and spinning it round. Then somehow the aliens come back, and they kill you.
YOU LOSE!

If you selected option C) Fix the ship, here's your next part:
You and Bender start looking all over the planet for someone or something to help you. After a half-hour searching, and Bender complaining, you see a little shed attached to a dome. Outside was a fat pink robot.
"Hey, that looks familiar" says Bender, as you walk closer toward the dome. It was the Crushinator.
"Bender, we must be on the moon! The moon moon!"
"So there is life after all in this place?"
"Yeah but... we need to hide ourselves from that crazy guy that tries to kill you". You start to walk even closer to the dome.
"Where are you going?" asks Bender.
"We need to get in there, i'm sure there are plenty of things to use for the Planet Express ship"
"Oh, I get ya,"
"Yeah, but you'll have to go in, because i'm no good at thieving".
"Just leave it to the pro" He clicks his fingers and runs into the shed, without being noticed. Meanwhile, you duck in a crater just incase anyone sees you. You keep popping your head up to see if Bender's doing ok. The fifth time you do this, you see the owner of the ranch walking towards the shed, just as Bender gets out with a load of supplies.
Do you:
A) Shout to Bender 'RUN!'?
B) Throw your shoe at the ranch owner?
 
 
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #212 on: 05-12-2007 07:46 »

Oh bother... I got it wrnog... but making strange noises is fun... bakaaaaaaaaaaw!
I pick B... wait I'M NOT WEARING SHOES *ahem* I am wearing slippers though
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #213 on: 05-12-2007 09:31 »
« Last Edit on: 05-12-2007 09:31 »

But Fry is wearing shoes   wink

Edit: Oh, wow. I've never gotten so much credit for anything i've ever done, therefore i'm thanking anyone who ever took part in the game/story at the end... i'll make the credits.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #214 on: 05-12-2007 15:05 »

Evelyn, you've changed your avatar!

Whoo, go credits! Finally some credits I'll enjoy (I'll be mentioned)!

Yay! I won! I picked C! I think. I can't really remember that well... ^^;
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #215 on: 05-13-2007 02:37 »

Yeah, I changed my avatar because I'm short, and i thought Bender in his car looking up at everyone suits me. I may bring my old avatar back soon though
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #216 on: 05-13-2007 02:39 »

I pick B. Shoes hurt.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #217 on: 05-13-2007 04:37 »

I can already imagine the credits...

Instruments used:
Writer Unit32
Decapodian
RobotDevilRox
PazuzuJr
Pazuzu333
The working half of my brain


Anyway...I pick C.

...

...

Yes, I know there's no C.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #218 on: 05-13-2007 10:14 »

Things I forgot to include in my last post:

Only two options?! Evelyn, you lazy bum!

I pick B. Or A. Whichever one turns out to be the right answer. I'm not losing this time.  wink
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #219 on: 05-13-2007 14:14 »

@WU32: Oh, no brain, just a big empty head.
@RDR: Excuse me, but I mentioned that the parts may contain 2 or 3 options, I may be a lazy bum, but that's no way to treat anyone! Oh and the next part won't go up until you make your mind up about which option you're choosing.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #220 on: 05-14-2007 13:10 »
« Last Edit on: 05-14-2007 13:10 »

C.

EDIT: You've changed your avvie back!
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #221 on: 05-14-2007 13:46 »

For gods sake! there is no C!
And yes, I've got my avatar back, how kind sorry, evil of you to notice  roll eyes
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #222 on: 05-15-2007 00:54 »

When WU32 did it, it was funny. When RDR did it, it was lame.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #223 on: 05-15-2007 10:37 »

Tsk tsk RobotDevilDoesNotRok, the same joke twice sucks. I'm taking Deca's side on this one.
On the KKK subject, maybe we should all be experts on something really strange and have medals. We'd need to be DOOP secretarys first though...
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #224 on: 05-15-2007 14:41 »

Affirmative. I shall be Dalek Expert, as well as Official Distributor of Random junk.
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #225 on: 05-15-2007 16:31 »

Can I be official random words person (I need a better title) and spork-lady
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #226 on: 05-16-2007 10:44 »

Ooh! Ooh! I know, you can be called 3x3x3. XD You can call yourself what you want here, it's just a funny (if somewhat creepy) fanfic thread.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #227 on: 05-16-2007 12:28 »

This is like those "Choose Your Own Adventure" books.  Really good so far. 
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #228 on: 05-16-2007 12:44 »

Yeah... it's FUN! I think I'll just be the crazy-spork-lady (I have this obsession with sporks - I'm collecting them)
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #229 on: 05-16-2007 14:15 »
« Last Edit on: 05-16-2007 14:15 »

What about 3(to the power of)3 instead of 3x3x3?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #230 on: 05-17-2007 02:48 »

I think I'll be... What sounds cooler Pokemachine, or Uberfuhrer?

Anyway, I'm bored. When's the next update?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #231 on: 05-17-2007 10:58 »

Pokemachine sounds better.

Right, a few things to say.
First, I'd like to thank Kurt. "A new member makes the credits longer!"
Second, congrats to Pazuzu333 for her new rank and third, RDR's name sounds better *sulks*

Oh and fourth, update will be coming soon to a strange thread near you.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #232 on: 05-18-2007 01:56 »

FuturamaPac doesn't need a new nickname. He's already got one.

Isn't that right, Evelyn?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #233 on: 05-18-2007 10:35 »

Why yes, Ok, i'll be the captain of the Evelyn Engines (my starship) which is parked somewhere in this thread.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #234 on: 05-18-2007 13:07 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Pokemachine sounds better.
 

I don't care anyway. I prefer "He-Who-Must-Constantly-Be-Named".
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #235 on: 05-19-2007 03:32 »

When's the next update?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #236 on: 05-19-2007 07:49 »

Soon. Trust me, it won't take as long as Pazuzu XD
Pazuzu333

Bending Unit
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« Reply #237 on: 05-19-2007 09:05 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Second, congrats to Pazuzu333 for her new rank
Thanks *hadn't even noticed*

On a side note:
I went to see Good Charlotte in brixton, London yesterday - we got back at 1:30ish this morning! It was awesome - first live show I've been to!!! My friend took me and we were in the mosh pit *Is tired and bruised but very happy*
Back on topic now...
When's the next part coming?
~The Crazy-Spork-Lady~
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #238 on: 05-19-2007 13:25 »

I need a name for my ship. Can somebody help me come up with a name for my ship?

Also: when's the next update, Evelyn?
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #239 on: 05-20-2007 02:16 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2007 00:00 »

@RDR: Hell Express would be good.
May update tomorrow.
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