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Author Topic: What Could Have Been ... 1st fan-fic by Pazuzu  (Read 5903 times)
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Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #360 on: 11-30-2007 23:59 »

How 'bout just an update? Hows that?
Decapodian

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« Reply #361 on: 12-01-2007 06:13 »

I thought TFF died.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #362 on: 12-01-2007 13:28 »

TFF never died, it just went into a coma. :P
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #363 on: 12-03-2007 14:07 »

Yeah, a very big coma.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #364 on: 12-03-2007 14:18 »

Indeed. But now it's back! Wewt! Stolen word! Yay!
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #365 on: 12-03-2007 15:49 »

Fry soon learned that this shop didn’t only sell transparent clothing but some rather exciting things as well. In the back of the store fry saw a lilac jumper that claimed to make the wearer π% muscleier. There was also a hat shaped like a disc ball but shinier – it claimed it made the wearer the life and soul of a party. The thing that drew Fry’s attention however was  black tee-shirt much like his own however it has a picture of Katrina and the Waves' and ‘Walking On Sunshine,’ on it. He picked it up to see that underneath was a red ring. Fry placed the red ring on a shelf and returned his attention to the top.

“I may not be able to get back to the past. But there’s no need for me to forget it. Mr,” Fry said to the shopkeeper, a rather large and grey human who sat lazily in a chair, “How much is this jacket?”

“Thats! Wes use thats to keeps the dust off the rings. But if yous really wants it… we’ll say $3. They havn’t been populars for almosts a millennium.”

Fry took his wallet out of his read jacket paid the man. He then left the shop looking pleased. He removed his red jacket dumping it on the floor, after having replaced his wallet in it, so he could put on his new shirt. As he was mid way through putting his new tee-shirt on an animal, similar to the one in the shop but without a bow, crawled into his red jacket, seemed to look around it for a bit and then scarper before its presence was revealed to Fry. Fry then placed his jacket back on and walked back to Bender and Leela whist humming ‘I’m walking on sunshine. Woah!’

The three then made there was to O’Zorganax’s.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #366 on: 12-03-2007 17:36 »
« Last Edit on: 12-04-2007 00:00 »

Bloody Nibblonians they're everywhere. That was a really short update but glad to see that your updating. The story is good.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #367 on: 12-04-2007 10:38 »

In such short time, too! This is a good fan-fiction, Pazuzu.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #368 on: 12-04-2007 13:29 »

Hooray! Great update.  wink
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #369 on: 12-08-2007 08:52 »

thanks. The updates are small cause i put my update in to thirds to make it look longer  tongue

anyway - update:

Nibbler reporting from Vergo 6...
“So was the plan a success?”
“Positive. Myself and Fiona played our parts to perfection. If I my say so myself”
“That means the Mighty One is back at the Planet Express?”
“Not exactly. No. But he will be Lord Nibbler. Be Patient”
Back on Earth…

Along the way to the pub Fry could sense that Leela still wasn’t happy with Bender. Bender however seemed to think that nothing was wrong with keeping two people practically hostage.

Arriving at O’Zorganax’s Pub they sat down. They ordered three beers and drank in silence.  The pub was a bit dingy and grimy but it was a lot better than they places they had been to earlier. They could breathe in there which was a start. It also seemed habitable; there were humans in this bar. The paint my have been peeling and there may have been grubby stains on the walls but besides from that it was ok.

Unsubtly breaking the silence Bender asked “so weird-y, why did you wont out of the sewer? And Organ –sack, why did you help her?”

Before fry was about to utter his response Leela answered.

 “I think a better question is what are you playing at? Weren’t robots meant to have been built to serve man and be helpful? Not blackmail, steal and make innocent people miserable?”

“Well yes robots were meant to serve man but no. not old Bender. You see, not too long ago I visited a suicide booth and chose ‘slow and painful.’ Shame it kills humans with a painless electronic jolt. All it did to me was switch of my programming whist giving me a pleasant tingling sensation. Since I no longer had to bend girders for suicide booths I felt I could keep on livin’.

“Why won’t you let me and Fry leave?”

“There’s a chance I can get some booze money out of this.  A chance I’m not going to pass up.”

“What money do you think we have? I’m a mutant. It’s common knowledge that we have no currency! We just keep what we find!”

“So you mean to tell me to tell me you two are worthless? Meh. So where do you want to go next? Let’s see an ape fight! Let’s do!”

“Bender, you can’t expect us to want to spend time with yo-”

“Hey of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first. You’re not getting away that easy. So about that ape fight…”

Fry and Leela sighed simultaneously and gave in. Maybe bender wasn’t so bad after all? Maybe he was just lonely?

Bender, fry and Leela got up to leave the pub.

“Oi! Which of you are going to pay for the Lobrous?” The bar tender shouted.

Fry reached into his pocket for his wallet. “My wallet’s gone!” He whispered!

“Cheese it!” said Bender as they all instinctively ran.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #370 on: 12-08-2007 12:32 »

XD This was really good! Keep it up!
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #371 on: 12-08-2007 12:46 »

Woo update! What the hell is Ken and Fiona's plan looking sute, that'll do alot. Soon update.
Decapodian

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« Reply #372 on: 12-10-2007 02:55 »

Nice update. Incidentally I'm back at TFF and I am well on my way to rambling nonsensically.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #373 on: 12-10-2007 14:29 »
« Last Edit on: 12-10-2007 14:29 »

Short update but here you go anyway:

After running until hey thought they were safe they slowed down. Fry was panting like a dog and sweating terribly, Leela was slightly worn out and bender was creaking like a rusty pipe.

“Where can we go? What can we do?” Leela whined. She was not used to being in situations of peril and distress. 

“What happened to my wallet I’d like to know?” I defiantly had it before we came into the pub. Fry then looked at Bender with suspicion. “Wait a minute! Did you steal my wallet?”

“Your pennies don’t interest me. I wouldn’t afford a mineral oil for the contents of your wallet meat bag.”

“I don’t know then. But we need some cash. How else are we going to get about?”

Fry, Leela and Bender walked for ages. The finally stopped when they came to a shop called Pete's TVs.  Outside read a sign that read “letting people watch news reports in our window since 1951.” The trio thought that they would take advantage of this and began to watch the TV. Currently there was nothing interesting on. The adverts came on right before the TV listings. Essence of Elzar was on one channel. The news with Morbo and Lind is on another channel. A final channel was showing the super bowl. The first commercial that came on made Fry remember something.

The advert began as a strange green blob and a human man appeared on screen.
“Interplanetary deliveries - what a headache!”
 “Evans! Where's that package from Earth?” The blob asked.
 “Uh... “The man is cut off as he is eaten by the blob.
 As he is inside the blob he can be heard shouting “I'm not Evans!” The blob faced the screen “He should have used Planet Express!” the blob said.
A planet express logo is then seen. “Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't.”


“That’s it! My old job, in the future! That’s where we’ve got to go!” Fry bellowed.
“You have a job?” Asked Leela. “How come you never said?”
“I just remembered!” said Fry. “But there’s a problem.”
“What?” Both Bender and Leela Asked.
“I’ve never been this far away from the office in New New York. I don’t know the way back. ”
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #374 on: 12-10-2007 15:10 »

Ooh, nice! But WTF? Fry's job... WTF?
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #375 on: 12-11-2007 10:17 »

What did I miss? Nice two updates, as I missed the first and just read them. It's nice how you've put quotes from actual episodes in. Keep up the good work.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #376 on: 12-11-2007 11:12 »

Yeah an update. Short but good I like that you put in some episode quotes.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #377 on: 12-17-2007 13:36 »

Seriously, have I just forgotten something...?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #378 on: 12-31-2007 15:48 »

Fry was asigned as a delivery boy so the prof emplyed him in the beginging.
SonicPanther

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« Reply #379 on: 12-31-2007 17:12 »

Ten pages? That means I have a lot to  read... Meh, post this on TFF and I'll read it.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #380 on: 12-31-2007 18:27 »

Hey, Paz how amny pretty's do I need to put before please to make you update?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #381 on: 01-24-2008 17:22 »

SP- will do

BF - a lot  tongue
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #382 on: 01-24-2008 21:34 »

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RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #383 on: 01-25-2008 14:09 »

Oh yeah...
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