thanks. The updates are small cause i put my update in to thirds to make it look longer
anyway - update: Nibbler reporting from Vergo 6...
“So was the plan a success?”
“Positive. Myself and Fiona played our parts to perfection. If I my say so myself”
“That means the Mighty One is back at the Planet Express?”
“Not exactly. No. But he will be Lord Nibbler. Be Patient”Back on Earth…
Along the way to the pub Fry could sense that Leela still wasn’t happy with Bender. Bender however seemed to think that nothing was wrong with keeping two people practically hostage.
Arriving at O’Zorganax’s Pub they sat down. They ordered three beers and drank in silence. The pub was a bit dingy and grimy but it was a lot better than they places they had been to earlier. They could breathe in there which was a start. It also seemed habitable; there were humans in this bar. The paint my have been peeling and there may have been grubby stains on the walls but besides from that it was ok.
Unsubtly breaking the silence Bender asked “so weird-y, why did you wont out of the sewer? And Organ –sack, why did you help her?”
Before fry was about to utter his response Leela answered.
“I think a better question is what are you playing at? Weren’t robots meant to have been built to serve man and be helpful? Not blackmail, steal and make innocent people miserable?”
“Well yes robots were meant
to serve man but no. not old Bender. You see, not too long ago I visited a suicide booth and chose ‘slow and painful.’ Shame it kills humans with a painless electronic jolt. All it did to me was switch of my programming whist giving me a pleasant tingling sensation. Since I no longer had to bend girders for suicide booths I felt I could keep on livin’.
“Why won’t you let me and Fry leave?”
“There’s a chance I can get some booze money out of this. A chance I’m not going to pass up.”
“What money do you think we have? I’m a mutant. It’s common knowledge that we have no currency! We just keep what we find!”
“So you mean to tell me to tell me you two are worthless? Meh. So where do you want to go next? Let’s see an ape fight! Let’s do!”
“Bender, you can’t expect us to want to spend time with yo-”
“Hey of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first. You’re not getting away that easy. So about that ape fight…”
Fry and Leela sighed simultaneously and gave in. Maybe bender wasn’t so bad after all? Maybe he was just lonely?
Bender, fry and Leela got up to leave the pub.
“Oi! Which of you are going to pay for the Lobrous?” The bar tender shouted.
Fry reached into his pocket for his wallet. “My wallet’s gone!” He whispered!
“Cheese it!” said Bender as they all instinctively ran.