What Could Have Been ... 1st fan-fic by Pazuzu

[Reply #280 on:]

*Fires Evelyn out of a cannon*

I'll give you a 'Holy Wow thats a long time!'*

[Reply #281 on:]

        
*notices that i'm flying* Yay! I can fly! Wait, is that RDR?
*crash*
Ow.

[Reply #282 on:]

Ha! You hit the wall! You need to improve your aim, Deca!!! XD

[Reply #283 on:]

My head hurts. I need a story update!

[Reply #284 on:]

*Picks up Evelyn and uses him as a club to hit RDR repeatedly*

Take this!

[Reply #285 on:]

You evil
*bang*
monster
*bang*
stop using
*bang*
my head!!! Why so much violence? Here use these *gives Deca a basket of apples*

[Reply #286 on:]

Thanks

*starts hitting Evelyn with the apples*

[Reply #287 on:]

I meant
Ow
to hit
Ow
RDR
Ow
With!

[Reply #288 on:]

Oooooh. Now I get it.

*Starts hitting RDR and Evelyn with the apples*

[Reply #289 on:]

[Zoidberg]Why always the fighting?[/Zoidberg]
@Pazuzu: You really need to update before they all kill eachother.

[Reply #290 on:]

Yeah Paz! UPDATE!!

[Reply #291 on:]

You shut up! *grabs apples and starts hitting Deca* Now who's laughing?

[Reply #292 on:]

Alright stop it. Where's Pazuzu anyway?

[Reply #293 on:]

Pazuuuuuzuuuuu? maybe she followed RDR to France.

[Reply #294 on:]

You know, all of these extra posts are spam.  If this continues, this thread might be shut down, and I'm sure no one wants to miss the ending.

[Reply #295 on:]

Sorry, we could get back on topic if Deca didn't throw apples at people. I'll shut up now and wait for the update.

[Reply #296 on:]

She didn;'t follow me to France, and even if she did, she most certainly didn't stay there. I saw her at school today.  Which reminds me: you couldn't hit me with apples, Deca, because I was in France! Ha! Stick that in your pipe an smoke it! HAHAHAHA!

[Reply #297 on:]

...no use trying...

You saw her at school?  For me, school got out last week.

[Reply #298 on:]

I'm still in school.

[Reply #299 on:]

I'm back to school. Which really sucks.

[Reply #300 on:]

HA!
I'm out of school for until august.  But, I still have to go to school.  I'm in marching band, so we meet at school to practice during the summer.

[Reply #301 on:]

a-a-a August?! You mean your on Summer Holiday already? Ohhh I get it now, do you live in America? Because you get 12 weeks off, right?

[Reply #302 on:]

Yes, I live in America.  We get about 10 weeks in the summer, 2 weeks for winter, and 1 in spring.

[Reply #303 on:]

School for me doesn't end until next week then i go back in September. and I still got 4 exams but atleast the SAT done wth.
@Trobonist: Where I the U.S. do you go to school. I thought traditional school ended next week.

[Reply #304 on:]

I go to school in Indiana. 

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Ohhh I get it now, do you live in America?

What do you mean by that?

[Reply #305 on:]

You know what he means 

[Reply #306 on:]

Whaaah? I don't know what it means either, what's the point in that flirt face Deca?

[Reply #307 on:]

Deca has the rare gift of turning anything you say into some sort of inuendo. 

[Reply #308 on:]

Ohhhh...
So what was the point again?

[Reply #309 on:]

No one knows.  Only Decapodian can understand the twisted mind of Decapodian. 

[Reply #310 on:]

Yah... We just had half-term last week, but now we're back at school for at least another month of torture. In regard to Pazuzu, I'm emailing her about Pirates of the Caribbean 3 right now. She's seen it and I haven't, and now we're having an argument about whether Jack and Elizabeth are better together than Will and Elizabeth. She says Jackabeth but I say WILLABETH!

[Reply #311 on:]

Elizabeth Turner

Why hasn't PazuzuJr even posted on this page?

[Reply #312 on:]

Willabeth? Oh jeez.

[Reply #313 on:]

Jackabeth? Never! When Will axes Elizabeth to marry him, what's she gonna say? It's not gonna be 'hell no!' is it? I say Willabeth.
Anyway, where the heck is Pazuzu? According to me, she hasn't posted much since RDR said she'd fallen out with one of her friends... and knowing Pazuzu, she can't go a day without posting here. I say, blame it all on BeanBeanBean!. Dunno why, I just want to.

edit: did I just say 'axes'? I meant asks. Too much Futurama i think.

[Reply #314 on:]

Havn't you guys seen the POTC3 yet?

Hey RDR, since you havn't seen it yet, I'll give away compltely how it ends.

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Near tghe end, Will and Elizabeth get married with Barbosa acting as the priest kind of guy. In the big fight at the end, Will ends up stabbing Davey Jones and heart and killing him. Which turns Will into the Captain of the Flying Dutchman. Oh, and Captain Barbosa steals The Black Pearl from jack at the very end of the movie, only to find out that jack's stolen his magical map that can lead you to all sorts of places such as the Realm of the Dead and the Fountain of Youth.

[Reply #315 on:]

I'm not gonna see it, I picked up the whole story from the trailer.

[Reply #316 on:]

Hello Everyone!

Just like to start of saying to RDR - it's Sparrabeth not Jackabeth! and now say will turner is a girl.

I've been really busy recently (too busy even for PEEL!) bust i'll try to make time to update soon(ish) 

By FuturamaPac:
Jackabeth? Never! When Will axes Elizabeth to marry him, what's she gonna say? It's not gonna be 'hell no!' is it? I say Willabeth. [/QOUTE]

Out of my thread! Jack is king no-one may ever say such treason on my thread!  And She should say 'Hell no'

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Not marry him in the middle of the pirate war and then have his kid william III

Also FP, how can you pick up the whole story from the advert? The advert doesn't even have the best line!

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Yes I lied to you. no i don't love you. of course it makes you look fat! i've never been to brussels. it's pronounced *egregious*. by the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. and all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone! Savvy?  lol

Now um.. enough of my POTC spam -I like futurama! u?... (update soon!)

[Reply #317 on:]

Huzzah!
Thanks for putting everything spoilers.  I have'net seen it yet.

[Reply #318 on:]

 

Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
Out of my thread!

Hmm... No.

edit: I found out the whole story from the advert and you talking about it. How's that for listening to you? XD

[Reply #319 on:]

XD Take that Pazuzu! Willabeth rules! Please don't throw a pen at me!